I was on one of my extremely rare shopping trips the other day-even rarer, it was for clothes-but I am off to Spain in two weeks so I gotta look the part. And I swear to Spongebob, the amount of pregnant women I saw was obscene. I must have seen 30 or 40 in three hours. I was conscious that I might be staring-and that the women, and the accursed females that dragged me along with them might notice. Seriously. Is there a secret society following me?

After a year's absence I've decided to come back to the portal. I feel older, but none wiser. D:
Anyway, no art or stories yet (mainly 'cos I can't draw for string beans >_<) but I am working on some interesting rps, one of which is a vore-themed rock band (look at "Crocodile Rock" on the forums). Anyway, I doubt anyone will notice, but, hi.