Rose Lalonde was a 23 year old witch working on her latest brew. It was mostly touch and go and honestly she had no idea what would come of it. As she stirred the mixture, she heard her phone ring in the other room. Rose carelessly dropped the wooden spoon and went to fetch her mobile device. As the spoon drifted in the swirling liquid, it bumped a nearby shelf and a bottle tipped over and rolled off, breaking against the edge of the pot and pouring its contents into the potion as well.
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"Alright, Lalonde, it's 8/8. You know what that means."Rose Lalonde turned a page in her book, before looking up."It's almost mid-August?" Rose suggested."No!" Vriska Serket yelled, slamming her fist on the table. "It's Vore Day, asshole! And since 8s are my thing, I've decided to celebrate.""Ahhh, I see," Rose said, nodding. She un-captchalogued a polaroid camera, and snapped a quick picture."...The hell are you doing?" Vriska demanded, as the camera spat out a piece of film that quickly develo

Roxy was out for a night on the town! None of her friends came, but when she called them in distress, she’d figured out that she just forgot to invite any of them. Oh well! A gal knows how to have a good time on her own!



“heyy waitrrrr”



And she also knows it doesn’t start with getting stiffed by all the staff. What kind of bar takes this long to see what she wants

With
a flash of staticy green light, Jade, Karkat, and Kanaya appeared in
the closed and cold forest, Jane sitting on a nearby tree root.
"Guess we'll have an audience for our fun." She smirked as
Kanaya and Karkat gulped, looking at the two possessed girls. "WHAT
ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH US?!" Shouted Karkat in his usual tone
as Jade just giggled and used her powers to shrink him down and pick
him up before tossing him to Jane who held him tightly. "You get
to enjoy the

Meenah huffs, as her stomach growled at her. She was sprawled out on the beach next to Vriska. Both in their color respective Fuchsia and cerulean two piece bikinis. Vriska rolls her eyes at Meenah.
 Vriska: You just 8 like five minutes ago!
Meenah: I can't help it, a shark has to eat.
Vriska: By eating boat loads of food?
Meenah: If what you call was food was more filling yes...
Meenah: I see more filling meals already.
Vriska: Meenah, don't eat the other beach goers........
Vriska: