It had been a week since this new Zoo had been open. However, it wasn't really much of a Zoo yet. The only attraction was the speaking lioness.
A group of college boys, who were ever so bored, decided to check this out. As they approached the singular, occupied enclosure, they read the plaque.
'This is Butterscotch. She is an African lion, a real Maneater. If you listen careful and she is willing, you can hear her talk. Try to have a conversation... Don't Climb'
As the college students looked,