Drawn by  ecchipandaa And a special thanks to  vorelectric for helping me to come up with some ideas for this pic.

Welcome crafty consumers to one of the hottest spots for finding some of the most ethically dubious products on the black market! This is the one and only Merchant Witch's Shop where there are only two rules:

1. All sales are final

2. When it comes to the origin of the goods for sale, don't ask, don't tell.

Here are we have a plethora of items that would be of great interest to any witch or patron of the rare and valuable.

Used Witch Outfits and Staves - Waste not, want not. These outfits and staves are still in prime condition and, with a bit of magic, can be adjusted to fit just about anyone. As for the previous owners, well, let's just say they won't be needing them.

Crystal Ball - A perfect, pristine, sphere of pure crystal (or near enough). Perfect for casting projections of events happening anywhere in the world or conjuring illusions to feign clairvoyance...oops, did I say that out loud?

Cauldron - A 200 gallon, cast iron cauldron. Only slightly used. Ideal for brewing potions or cooking up a live meal.

Potions - A variety of potions with a multitude of effects. Each one priced differently depending on their potency.

Forbidden Recipes - A variety of recipes that have been outlawed by most of witchkind. Again, each one varies in price depending on their purpose and just how "forbidden" they are.

Liquefied Triplets - Triplet human girls who have been transmogrified into a vial of unknown liquid. Unfortunately, it seems there's no way to reverse it, but they may be useful for magic experimentation or if you just want to sample them as a particularly rare delicacy.

Compacted Humans - Here we have a bundle of capsules, each one containing a live human! Just dispel the curse and the human, fully intact and alive, will appear before you. And each one is a surprise! Male or female, young or old, fat or then, you never know what you'll get! It is said that in a distant culture this is known as "gacha".

Newt Eyes, Frog Toes, Bat Wool, and Dog Tongues - You just can't beat the classics. Goes great in any brew or potion if it needs that little extra zest!

Unspeakable Atrocity - A horrifically monstrous creature from another dimension. May be useful if you need a creature for you dungeon or need to bind some teenage girls.

Cursed Box - A very strange box-like object from another dimension. Its power source is unknown, but some say it contains the souls of the innocent, crying out in terror.

Fairies - Live fairies. With their abundant and unique mana, they're great for experimentation with different types of magic. And once they've been used up they make a great pick-me-up snack.

Petrified Sprite - A very rare mythical sprite of uncertain origin, petrified into a stone statue. Looks great as a garden or mantel piece. Petrification is reversible if you wish to utilize or enjoy the live specimen.

Countesses and Duchesses - Royalty from far off lands, their buxom and beautiful bodies on display for all to see. Far from the common rabble, these girls have exquisite, succulent bodies, making them a luxurious meal for any witch. Or you could go the boring route and take them hostage for political gain. Whatever.

Crystallized Princess - The hottest item on the market, in more ways than one. A princess of a distant land (that shall go unnamed), forever preserved in crystallized terror. Goes great in any castle or lair or building lobby. Crystallization is, of course, reversible, but it would seem a shame to undo such refined beauty.

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