It was the middle of summer and the waterpark was packed. The lazy river was an endless bottleneck of tubers and the lines for the slides went on as far as the eye could see. (Ironically, the only empty thing in the park were the bathrooms. There was a LOT of piss in the lazy river.) Everyone was having a good time.
 
 Everyone but Wendy.
 
 The bratty koopaling was splayed on one of the lounge chairs, her massive cock out and slightly dipped into the lazy river just ahead. Yellowish jizz was seeping into the water from her pungent dick, tubes hitting it and people complaining about the smell. She didn’t notice or care, too busy doomscrolling on her phone.
 
 “Stupid Daddy, taking his favorite out to a tropical island while I have to vacation in this dump…”
 
 How was she expected to enjoy herself when there were so many losers around? She hadn’t even been planning on going in the water out of fear it might actually make her penis cleaner, she’d been working months on cultivating its ripeness. But the more she bid her time, the more annoyed she was getting. She had to do something about the park’s population and fast.
 
 Wendy looked over and saw one of the slides. It was one of those slides where you went down in a tube, the same tubes people were using for the lazy river. This gave Wendy an idea: If she got rid of the tubes, then people would have no reason to stay in the park! The only question was… how would she do it?
 
 Wendy slipped her phone back into her purse and grumbled. She knew what she had to do, but didn’t know if she had the strength to do it. She stood up, her massive balls sloshing and churning as she did so. “Fuck it, I’m enjoying this vacation one way or another!”
 
 Wendy waddled her way over to the slide’s exit. It spat out riders into a small pool, from which they would get out from the shallow end. There was a lifeguard next to the pool sitting on a high chair, which Wendy had no doubt would force her out if she tried to get in. Wendy snuck up behind the chair, holding her nasty cock in both hands. She stuck her cock right in front of the chair before grabbing the legs with both hands. She pushed the chair with all her might, sending the lifeguard tumbling off. The last thing the lifeguard ever saw was the pulsating, yellow head of Wendy’s dick before–
 
 SLRRRPCH!~
 
 Wendy bit her lip to hold back a moan as the lifegaurd’s head and torseo were plunged into the reeking confines of her cockhole. She’s had far bigger meals before, but had gone on a bit of a ‘cock fast’ as she called it. For the last few weeks, she forbid herself from shoving people down her dick. Instead, Wendy shoved them in just about every hole, culminating in a little more chub than usual. She heard from some influencer that it was supposed to give her cock an extra-nasty sheen, but at this point she didn’t really care. “Fuck yeah, my cock looks great no matter what~”
 
 Wendy was in a much better mood now, the veins on her dick pulsing and throbbing as she worked the meal inside. Her balls began to stretch and squelch as the lifeguard was spilled inside, being met with a horribly viscus vat of yellowish cocksnot. Wendy stroked herself with both hands as the lifeguard screamed and struggled, flailing around in her snatch like a fish.
 
 She rolled her eyes, squeezing at her nuts with her thighs. “I thought you were supposed to be good at swimming!” She giggled with an evil grin, her nuts prodding and squeezing at the lifeguard inside. She wanted to take her time and really torment her snack, but she was just an appetizer. With an immense CLENCH, her balls immediately juiced up the lifeguard into thick jizz. Wendy grabbed a nearby trashcan and pressed her tip along the rim, proceeding to dispose of the evidence.
 
 Her donut of a cockhole began to push out buckets of aged nut, along with a whole skeleton’s worth of bones which clattered into the bottom of the trash. When she was done, the jizz was brimming past the edges and onto her cock. She casually kicked the can aside, freeing her cock before looking over to the pool. Without wasting a moment, she dove in. The cold water swamped her body and cock. She was expecting the water to wash it clean off, but to her delight it remained nice and nasty. By this point, the water would need plenty more chemicals to even hope of cleaning her off.
 
 Satisfied with this, she paddled up to the slide’s exit and crammed her cock inside. It felt a little snug, and part of her wanted to hump it open wide, but she resisted for now. The water rushed out the edges, giving her dick a little massage while she waited for the fun to begin…
 
 It wasn’t long before she heard someone coming. An exhilarated scream echoed from the slide as a girl riding a tube was coming down. The slide was pitch black inside, and she couldn’t see her impending doom until it was too late. The tube was crammed right into the cockhole with the girl inside, the scream turning from one of excitement to one of terror as she slipped into the squishy, nasty confines of Wendy’s dick. Wendy didn’t hold back a moan this time, the feeling of the rubber tube forcing its way in and stretching out her shaft was better than she ever could have imagined
 
 “Fuuuuuuckkkkk! I knew this was a good idea!~”
 
 The tube SPLASHed into her balls, the girl being tipped out in the process. A second tube came down the slide a few moments after, the collision of the two tubes juicing the victim into splooge on impact. Wendy groped at her nuts with a wicked smile. The feeling of the bones in her sack was always a nice one, reminded her how powerful she was. The way the tubes bulged her out was simply divine, and it gave her a hunger to start shoving even more things that don’t belong in nutsacks down her grimey dickhole.
 
 That could wait, for now she had a long line of unaware sluts-to-be on the way. One-by-one, the tubes and meals began to pile up in her sack. She was a churning machine, turning each unlucky guest into a thick, sticky mess and a collection of loose bones. Wendy gave a giggle as she thought about how mad her Daddy would be. He says that bones should always be used to make more undead minions, but she reveled in how wasteful she could be with them.
 
 “Serves him right, I bet he could’ve made a whole army with these losers!~”
 
 Every now and then a lifeguard would come by. They apparently cycle through positions or something, probably specifically so they could bother Wendy. Every interaction with them went the same: They’d yell at her, jump in the water to try and stop her, causing her to have to pull her steamy dickmeat out of the slide and add them to the collection. The worst part was that doing this caused her to miss one or two riders each time. For someone who led a very ‘no survivors’ sort of lifestyle, that was rather frustrating.
 
 Still, by the time the sun had begun to come down she had quite a hall. Wendy slowly trudged out of the pool with a ballsack at least five times her size/. (Which isn’t as impressive as it sounds, given how short she was. Rest assured, it was still towering over everything else.) It was packed with a graveyard of bones and just about every tube the park had to offer. Wendy wasn’t sure how her balls could mulch up people so easily, yet couldn’t handle rubber. She didn’t quite care, as the feeling of her nuts being packed to their limit and weighed down to hell felt incredible. To make things better, it seems her plan worked! Most of the guests were just ballbatter by now, and everyone else would be damn sure to steer clear of the monstrous little tyrant. All Wendy had to do now was dump her load and enjoy the last get hours at the park.
 
 Wendy waddled over to the wave pool, which only had a few more guests in it. She was sweating buckets, exhausted from the walk over. “Ngh… Why do they have to be so heavy… Can’t have anything go right today…”
 
 Her hands went to her cock, rubbing it up and down ferociously. Her palms ran over her veins, getting absolutely soaked in dickgrease as her nuts churned and bubbled. “Come on… Get out… Get out of my nuts, you fucking losers!~”
 
 Like an unclogged sewage pipe, her cock began to unload thick, yellowed ropes of cum into the lazy river. The few guests inside screamed as they were blasted by the nut, the goop burying them deep under the water and leaving it up to the imagination if they were churned in contact or not. Whole skeletons spewed out by the dozen, clattering and cracking as they sunk into the pool floor. Every few spurts, her cock would stall as a tube got lodged in her dickhole. She squeezed hard to send it flying out, coated in gunk and making a splash in the disgusting septic pool.
 
 By the time she had finished, the wave pool’s water had been entirely replaced with a swamp of steaming nut. Wendy’s eyes rolled up as she spat out the remaining bones and tubes, throwing her head back when an overwhelming moan of bliss. “FUCK that felt good! Talk about a new fetish!”
 
 Wendy grabbed one of the nearby cum-costed tubes and trudged into her mess, hopping on and letting her cock SPLASH into the pool. She floated into a sea of bones and tubes, giving a happy sigh.
 
 “Now THIS is a vacation~”