Guess who got second degree burn wounds on his upper arms from lacking knowledge on this apparently invasive plant irl two months ago? *Flexes*
Ignorance sure wasn't bliss in this case.



Now- Like Carla said, do not touch or consume the plant. If you really have to remove it, make sure that your body is covered, eyes aswell as the sap can make you temporary blind. Or call a professional. Personnaly, I will probably use bleach around the roots next time after investing in some armor first.

What was supposedly being a venting pic, turned into a warning sequence.
The goal is for you people to not pity me, fuck that, but rather you getting informed about this plant. Because I sure hell would have liked to know about a fire grass pokemon existing for real. Well it's a chemical reaction on your skin once the sap reacts to the uv sun rays, so i guess poison grass would be more fitting.

The flowers look like carrot ones actually, except this plant towers most of us and the leaves are rather spiky. What should have alarmed me were the red with black stripes stinkbugs casually hanging out on it, but I had seen those on tomatoes or potatoes when doing my fair share of gardening before so I didn't pay attention and just removed this seemingly inoffensive bad weed. Google lens would have been nefty, it just that when I do garden stuff, I revoke technology.

The worst part is that you can't even apparently burn it as the fire will create toxic fumes spreading in the air. Somewhat fascinating that such a plant exists. Of course they are lethal animals and other beings such as poisonous mushrooms all over the world but in Baguette Land, you don't have much life threatening things, at the very least you are aware of what is.

There you go! Hope that educated you about the giant hogweed. Make sure to google what it is if you never heard of that so that your brain remember how it looks like before going to bed. This will allow you to avoid massive blisters on your body in case of encountering one during walks or garden cleaning session.

Thank you for your time! Safe travels.



*Lore wise about this monster plant gal, she is probably gonna be a one time thing. Corrupted Carla sure is getting more metal with her creations. Lowkey worrysome that she can send her deadly deranged minions in Carla's dimension with ease now...
If you wonder If I find this sexy- nope! =>

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