Look man, I get it, Uzi isn't exactly the most well endowed drone, especially when you have Amazonian murder drones walking around like J or V, but like, did you really need to let HER know that? Disregarding the fact that it's just kinda rude to tell someone they aren't the most attractive person around, what WAS the plan after saying that? Like sure, you wanted to be honest, but then what? You do realize you are talking to a literal self acknowledged emo girl right? You do realize she has killed people right? Like straight up murder, eaten people alive. It's literally in the title of the show, Murder drones, I am not sure what you expected.

...Well ok fair enough I guess you really couldn't have guessed that she would shove you up her ass. I mean kinda out of left field all things considered, but uh, could have been worse? If anything you should be grateful, she's not killing you! Just shoving you up her ass!... forever... thats your life... living inside her butt...yippee? I mean you might as well be dead, because there is no chance in hell you are coming back out. I mean you aren't exactly a main character, or a reoccurring side character. So uh yeah, if the last time we saw you was you getting stuffed up her ass, my guess is we aren't seeing you again...

To be honest you did kinda deserve it, so I guess you really shouldn't be surprised. Look where being an asshole gets ya, her asshole, it gets ya in her asshole. And she does deserve the confidence boost to be fair. Hard to feel like your ass is small when you got an entire person stuffed inside it. Now that I think about it, things worked out great for everyone involved, so good on you for being honest!

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So yeah, Murder drones. Beyond showing my wide range of interests, what can I say, I am a sucker for romances. Also for some reason Uzi is just really endearing to me, like yeah J and V are the fetish bait of the series, but Uzi has always been my favorite. Well I mean, N is my favorite character, but I don't find the idea of someone getting shoved up his ass sexy, so Uzi it is!

Which is hilarious because her actual design is like, SO modest. I find it hilarious that ANY picture of Uzi completely overproportions her assets, because well you literally need to, she is a stick otherwise. But hey, porn gonna porn. Personality is always the hottest character trait regardless.

I really like this one. Beyond being the sickest album cover of my career, idk I like drawing characters I enjoy. I wish I was better at making them sexy, most of that is done by my descriptions and I acknowledge that, but hey practice makes perfect.

Also just to be wise because why not, heres a quote I like. "Honesty, not tempered by compassion, is just cruelty."

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