"A-a gift missing from your tree? That's crazy! Wh...who would do such a mean thing! I bet they're pretty hot and like sexy tho! NOT THAT I WOULD KNOW!"
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"Hm? I look really sweaty? No, there's nothing wrong, it's just...h-hot in here! From the roaring fire! Sneasels are ice type, you know! You've been pretty inconsiderate about my d-delicate constitution!"
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"Th-there's nothing unusual about my chest! It just...it hasn't finished rendering properly! Oooh, that gen 9 tech just wasn't up to snuff, you know! My big fat tits are just e-extra square because gamefreak didn't have time to finish coding the....the nipples. that sneasels have!"
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"OF COURSE I HAD BIG FAT TITS THIS WHOLE TIME! YOU'RE BEING REALLY RUDE, DON'T YOU KNOW IT'S CHRISTMAS!?"

This very unsuspicious charice brought to you by  Nyxondyx

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