It was another evening in Kanai Ward. Desuhiko, Yuma, and Fubuki were already fast asleep. Vivia was reading a book in his usual spot, the fireplace. Halara was on his couch, staring a cat magazine. "Very adorable." He commented, pushing his glasses into place. The other person with glasses in the room was Yakou, whom was flipping through files on his desk. "Hey, I know it's around ten at night, but you might want to see this." Halara looked up from his magazine and closed it before gently setting it down on the coffee table. "What seems to be the situation?" The detective asked, leaning his elbow on Yakou's desk.
 
   "There's been a break in at the museum here in Kanai Ward. Many artifacts have been stolen, but most importantly was the Hope Diamond. That thing's the prized possession over there." Yakou said, sipping from his drink. The file presented a picture of a smashed glass, with an empty display rack. "I see. So what's in it for me?" Halara asked, his fingers resting on his chin."I usually expect some form of payment, after all." Yakou smiled, scratching his scalp. "Well, you're just about in luck! The museum's owner is a man named Kotaro. He is offering a reward of 700,000 shien to whomever can find the culprits responsible." Halara smirked a bit at the offer. "It's on the lower end, but I suppose a deal's a deal."
    Yakou spoke again. "Although, can I ask a favor from you? It's about...you know who." The older man said, gesturing towards Vivia in the fireplace. "He hasn't done much of anything in a while, and maybe he could help you with this case. Huge maybe though." Halara sighed a bit, his eyes watching Vivia. The pale twink was busy reading a book called, 'Ghost Communication for Dummies'. This was rather ironic, considering the fact he can already hear ghosts to begin with and wanted to not do so. Anyways, Halara finally responded, "If it's necessary, then it wouldn't be too much of a burden I guess. However, I require a bit of payment from you as well." Yakou simply nodded witha reply of, "Just put it on my tab."
    Halara then switched his attention back on Vivia. "Hey, you. You're coming along with me whether you like it or not. We have a case to solve." He firmly demanded, causing the green haired detective to drop his book for once. "...Do I have to?" Vivia asked, with Halara's response of "Yes", like a chad wojack. "...I guess it cannot be helped then." He sighs, emerging from his spot like Dracula from his coffin. "I wish I could die someday..." He joined Halara as the pair of detectives left the submarine. The two slowly walked around Kanai Ward and towards the direction of the museum. "What type of case is it this time?..." Vivia asked as they walked. "For once it's not a murder, but rather breaking and entering, as well as theft. The owner is willing to offer a reward of 700,000 shien to the return of the diamond, the other stolen goods, and the identity of the suspects. The chief is paying me to bring you along as well. As for you, I don't know what will be in it for you, but you'll have to cooperate." Halara explained, covering his hair using the coat of his hood due to Kanai's endless rain. "If it's what the chief wants, then I suppose I don't have much of a choice..." Vivia exhaled, the two now approaching the museum.
  
  Once they entered, they could see the interior of the museum. "Alright, Vivia, use your forte to scan the building, I will use mine to investigate the break-in." Halara commanded, covering one of his eyes. Using his forte, Postcognition, Halara started to visualize the scene from when the crime first occured. The first thing that caught his attention was the broken glass windows. "Hmmm, what's this? A stone?" He picked it up. It was a large stone, no bigger than five inches but weighing a good pound. "This must've been the stone they used to break the glass of both the windows and the container of the artifacts. Speaking of which..." Halara walked across the area, still keeping his right eye covered. "The Stegosaurus skull seems to be missing from it's fossil. The glass frames that contained both the Bastet Statue and the Hope Diamond seem to be destroyed, with both treasures missing. So that means the culprit or culprits have stolen exactly those three."
   Next to the window, he also found black scraps of fabric on the floor. "I wonder what these could be. Maybe our culprits got caught on something on the way in, did they? After all, anything is possible." He said, leaving the fabric in place to not tamper with the scene. "Oddly enough, I don't see any tools left behind besides this one rock. Did they take their tools with them? It seems like they were careful about those, but not other incriminating evidence..." He thought as he continued to retrace his steps and search for more clues.
    Meanwhile, Vivia hid in a dark room and used Spectral Projection to eject his soul from his body. Now that nobody could see him, he was free to search the perimeters to also investigate. First thing he noticed was the footsteps tracing back to the vent next to the back room. "They destroyed the glass of the windows, but didn't use those same windows as an escape route? How strange..." He phased through the bars of the vent, slowly floating over towards it's exit. There, he saw it. Two guys were holding crowbars and switchblades.
   "Ay, brother, the first one went so well, didn't it? Ya know, since we're already here, Why not be havin' a second round? Nobody's stopin' us, Ya know?" The fatter man said. The lankier man chimed in with; "Yeah, but dontcha hear the footsteps? Somebody's here!" The fatter man laughed quietly. "No biggie. Just lock 'em in the other room and slice 'em before they can squeal." The pair of crooks said before leaving the room. "That's no good, we have to hurry up, now." Vivia thought to himself before phasing though the vent quickly, trying to get back to his body.
    Halara heard the footsteps of the moving criminals and hid behind the Anubis statue. "Our suspects returned to the scene of the crime it seems..." He said. But then, they kicked down the door of the dark room. "Ey, brother come see this! Some guy's sleepin' in here!" Halara's eyes widened in response. If he doesn't act soon, Vivia's dream of dying someday may come sooner than he thinks! As soon as the gys entered the room, Halara dashed for the door, roundhouse kicking it off the edges. "And just what do you think you two are doing?" Halara said, his eyes glaring behind his glasses. "Bold of you to return to the scene. In fact, just the two of you coming here in that getup gives me all the answers I need. So you might as well fess up." As Halara drew closer, the lankier man grabbed Vivia's body by the throat and held it up. "If I were ya, I'd be stayin' still. Or else Creepy over here gets it!" He said, flipping his switchblade and positioning it near Vivia's neck. "You wouldn't dare. You are a coward for trying to pull this stunt." The lankier man laughed at him. "Oh really, eh? Well then...Say goodnight to ya pal!" The man's blade got dangerously close to Vivia's neck until...he got socked in the gut by the man he was holding. The fat man gasped and fell over, clenching his fist around his stomach. "Ay, the fuck???" Vivia gently rubbed his neck and then got up. "I was so close there..." He muttered in slight disappointment.
    "About time you returned. Now, I believe we found our suspects. Now get ready, because they're not getting away without a fight." Halara spoke, grabbing a nearby chair. "Don't have to tell me twice." Vivia responded, reaching in his pocket for the syringe. As the lankier man rushed towards him, he spun around and kicked the crowbar out of his grasp. As that man searched for it, Halara lifted the chair... and smashed the chair over his head! This move knocked the first thief out. Now there was one culprit still standing. As he tried to go rush to attack Halara, Vivia stuck out his leg and tripped the lanky man over. Once on the ground, Vivia tackled him and slowly used his needle to inject a knockout fluid. Now the theives lay unconscious on the floor.
    "Now that they're out of commission...What do you suppose we do?" Vivia asked right before their stomachs began to growl. "I think we must capture these two before they have a chance to run away or attack us again." Halara explained as he gripped the legs of the fat man, now starting to wrap his lips around his ankles. He started to suck the criminal's legs into his mouth like noodles. Then the knees and waist descended down his throat with the muscles gripping and pushing more of the crook down into Halara's sphincter. The detective appeared to be skilled in consuming prey as he quickly was gulping and swallowing the rotund suspect without effort. In a matter of time, the entire man was in Halara's stomach!
    Vivia nodded and followed suit, grabbing the lanky thief's legs and opening his maw wide. "My stomach shall now be your very own grave that you dug..." He said and gulped him down slowly. Unlike Halara, he didn't seem to have much experience in consuming crooks, as his throat and lips were moving slowly over the criminal. Halara sighed and came closer, now grabbing the prey to help Vivia swallow him more efficently. "I push and you swallow." And thus began their teamwork. With each push one sleuth gave, the other pulled the prey down into his moist gullet. With enough effort and hard work, the thief's head was now inside Vivia's throat. He gulped harshly, now bringing his meal down into his gut. "Whew...now that's over..." Vivia panted, holding his gut. The bandages all snapped, causing his gut to now sag. "Perfect. Now let us get out of here before any Peacekeepers arrive..." Halara said as he and Vivia both jumped out of the window and strolled back to the rest of Kanai Ward.
   
 
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  As the two walked back, they realized how their cargo was slowing their movement. "This is quite the burden..." Vivia said as he panted. Judging by his twinkish build, he definitely didn't carry heavy things for a living. Halara then got an idea. "The alleyway over there. I know a way we can digest them faster." Thankfully it was right around the corner. The Master detectives turned around and darted as much as they could into the alley.
    "What will make them digest faster?" Vivia asked, as Halara replied. "You see, physical activity boosts a person's metabolism. The faster your metabolism, the faster things digest in your stomach. Is that clear?" He said, with her investigation partner nodding. "Then, I don't do this usually for free, but it could help us out in the long run." Halara said, pulling his pants and purple tiger striped boxers. "Are you...asking to have sex to speed up digestion?" Vivia asked, also removing his pants. "Yes, now can you help me get prepared, since you'll be the one penetrating?" He said, presenting his round rear. Vivia grasped each side of Halara's asscheeks and spread them like butter. "Don't worry, I'm clean back there..." The other slueth clarified honestly, pushing in his glasses as he grasped Vivia's bulge and yanked the black underwear down. "Not a bad size..." He grinned, now ready to swallow something other than prey. Halara and Vivia were now positioned like the number "sixty-nine". Halara began by opening his mouth and circling his tongue around the tip and frenulum of his friends' pale penis. Vivia tried not to make a sound at the pleasure he was experiencing.
    While Halara was licking his cock like a tasty treat, Vivia was ready to lick something of Halara's. He leaned in close, teasing the entrance with his lips before slowly licking along the pale rose rim of the detective's anus. "Ah! That felt good..." Halara moaned, his hole clenching and unclenching slightly. Vivia ignored the sounds, focused on not only lubricating the entrance, but also pleasing Halara. In this position, he didn't have to do much besides that. "Mmmmmh..." Vivia groaned as he both gave Halara a rimjob and was being played with himself. His tongue lowered down to also explore the nearby perineum and scrotal sack. "Slow down, you're going to make me ejaculate too early..." Halara hissed. In response, he stroked Vivia faster. Vivia audibly moaned, trying to resist pushing Halara's mouth down on his cock. Instead, Halara was doing it himself. He finally wrapped his lips around Vivia's cock, sucking on it. "For once, I feel...excited..." The gothic twink moaned, pulling away from Halara's ass to rest his hand in the other's hair.
  
  After some more sucking and licking, Halara rolled over on his back. "We're just about ready now. Put it in and let us end this." He said, spreading his legs and presenting his ass once more. Vivia smirked and positioned himself between them, their guts now touching. "With pleasure..." He aligned his cock with the entrance, both parts moist with each other's saliva. He gave one big thrust and then...he was inside! The walls felt tight around his cock, as if he was caught in a vice grip. Halara gasped at the feeling of the cock filling up his ass with it's length. "Agh! I wasn't expecting that..." He smiled and sighed, relaxing enough to let Vivia thrust inside him. "Ahhhh...You're tighter than I thought..." Vivia grinned softly, thrusting his hips in and out of the sleuth's rectum. "And you're bigger than I thought...nghhhh..." Halara gritted his teeth and the two began having sex. He bounced against Vivia's cock, feeling it pound against his prostate over and over again. His own cock stood up in the air like a commanded soldier, leaking precum.
 
 
  The air filled with the sounds and smells of their intercourse and digestion. "Ahhhhn! I can feel them already turning to mush in there, don't you dare stop now..." Halara hissed in pleasure. He reached his hands lower to knead Vivia's stomach as he pounded into him. "Nnnnh..Here, this should help as well." The pressure from the kneading and slamming of their guts aided in the melting of their prey. They weren't criminals anymore, only meat in their hungry bellies. Their stomachs rubbed and smushed against each other, turning the knocked out thieves into slop and chyme in due time inside. "Atleast they aren't awake...Although considering earlier, I could care less if they were now..."
    "Halara, I feel something b-building up inside my loins, as if it's clawing it's way out. I c-can't hold on much longer..." Vivia warned. Halara nodded, understanding that's his way of announcing his climax. "Understood, I t-too am reaching my limit!" With enough thrusts and pushes, they both came...hard. Halara's cock pulsed and shot out rope after rope of thick white cum all over the pair's guts. Vivia followed suit, spurting hot seed from his member deep into Halara's anal cavity. "And there it makes it's exit..." Vivia sighed, pulling out and laying beside Halara. The detectives panted in place on the gravel of the alleyway. They also examined their waistlines.
 "It really did the trick. Exactly as calculated..." Halara said in between breaths. He was correct, for their guts have shrunken down to nothing more than muffin tops. The rest of the remains of the criminals filled up their thighs and well, asses. "And not a bad place for them to add to either. I suppose we will have to invest in some new pants eventually." Halara got up and pulled his pants back up, the fabric now clinging onto their new assets for dear life. "You've got that right..." Vivia said, doing the same. He sighed in disappointment like earlier, now due to having to get up and walk.
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  The Master detctives returned to the submarine at dawn, where Yakou was almost sleeping in his chair. "You both are back, huh? How'd it go?" The chief asked, yawning. "We took care of the culprits. Had Vivia not woken up when he did, we wouldn't be where we are standing." Halara smiled,"Did Kotaro say anthing?" The chief of the group got up from his desk and handed the envelope to Halara. "He found the missing artifacts in the back of on of the rooms in a sack. He has no idea where the culprits went, but since the stolen goods are returned, he gave you the cash." Inside the envelope was the 700,000 shein as promised, as well as a thank you letter from the owner of the museum. "Now this is a pretty good reward..." Halara said, tucking it into his coat pocket.
  
  Vivia had already returned to the fireplace, now snoozing away in it. "Looks like he's already got the reward he wanted..." He said, with both he and Yakou smirking. The chief then saw the change in Halara's figure. "Did you guys get something to eat?" He tried to ask in the nicest way possible. "Oh this? Let's just say that we were starving and helped ourselves to a good meal..." He commented. And thus anoter mystery had been solved for now.
   THE END.