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Lock up your valuables, for Madame la Pie is on the prowl, looking for new prizes to add to her collection. Whether it's some rare work of art, some valuable jewellery, or even a romantic conquest, she's interested in only one thing - collecting. Once she has something in her sights, she won't rest until it's hers - and should you find yourself falling into her clutches, then you're hers forever.
As for her methods, well - apart from hobnobbing in high society and seducing whoever crosses her path, there are rumours of her darker hobbies - past conquests simply disappearing for a while, or when they do show up they seem strangely reluctant to serve her but continue as if they have no choice, but when questioned refuse to talk about it. Still, all those are just rumours.
Right?
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Posted by Stank 14 years ago Report
+fav
Posted by maraudingmarauder 14 years ago Report
I can just imagine her trying to keep up her seductive wiles while being assulted by a barrage of terrible puns...
Posted by Stank 14 years ago Report
Puns? Those are beneath me.
I don't make jokes anymore unless they have a caw-se.
Posted by maraudingmarauder 14 years ago Report
Yeah, those jokes are very un-beak-oming of you.
Posted by Stank 14 years ago Report
Oh act your plumm-age.
Posted by maraudingmarauder 14 years ago Report
That pun wasn't the nest wing you feather came up with...
Posted by Stank 14 years ago Report
Oh, you aren't as talon-ted as you think you are.
Posted by maraudingmarauder 14 years ago Report
I'll admit I get a little over-eggcited sometimes.
Posted by Stank 14 years ago Report
This pun battle is starting to get crow-ded.
Posted by maraudingmarauder 14 years ago Report
But everyone's raven about it!
Posted by Stank 14 years ago Report
You're just winging it now, aren't you?
Posted by maraudingmarauder 14 years ago Report
Yeah, coming up with all these crow puns is murder, but magpies are a charm.
Posted by Stank 14 years ago Report
Don't make me flock you.
Posted by maraudingmarauder 14 years ago Report
I cannot b-rook any more of these jokes.
Posted by Stank 14 years ago Report
So you're giving hen?
Posted by maraudingmarauder 14 years ago Report
Oh no, I'm not duckling out of this one.
Posted by Stank 14 years ago Report
Well I ain't quacking down.
Posted by maraudingmarauder 14 years ago Report
Well, if I have to resort to cheep-shots, so be it.
Posted by Stank 14 years ago Report
Now you're just yolking with me.
Posted by maraudingmarauder 14 years ago Report
Let's call it a draw before we both end up looking like tits.
Posted by Stank 14 years ago Report
Boobies.
Posted by maraudingmarauder 14 years ago Report
As much as I'd love to trade euphemisms for knockers, this is going to swallow up all my time.
Posted by Stank 14 years ago Report
Posted by Stank 14 years ago Report
Good. I don't want you just regurgitating old party hooters.