A woman in a fine black suit sits over a fine oak table in a decently furnished apartment, looking down at three pictures of houses. Miss Annable here is a real estate agent, and she has found some prime real estate in a nearby neighborhood, the only problem was that each house had a squatter, and those, she couldn't sell the house. She has to find a way to get each one out. "But how?" She said to no one as she got onto her computer and looked on a site she frequented often, a site of urban legends in her town. "Hmmm, how do I get those jackasses out?" She thought as she read the story of the Rubber Cannibal. The story was about a woman who seemed to be made out of rubber and could eat people whole, the story goes that she slept around and had many kids, and they all inherited her ability.
 
Anna rolled her eyes. "That's bullshit, but whatever gets more people to buy houses." She says, a niggling feeling in the back of her mind. "What if that legend is true?" She says and eyes the burger she had bought. "Might as well try." She said and grabbed the burger and opened her mouth, it opened up to usual length but she forced it wider, and to her surprise. IT DID. Her jaw opened far longer then normal *Like it was....rubber!* She shoved the burger in and swallowed it like a pill. Once it got down she readjusted her jaw. "Woah, that story, c-can't be true can it?! If it is, then that means." She sat on her bed and thought this over. "This means I'm a child of the Rubber Cannibal, and if that's true, then that means....I have a way of getting rid of those squatters!" She laughed and got undressed and went to bed, she would have a fun day tomorrow.
 
The next morning she woke up and got dressed, today she had a spring in her step, cause today, she was going to finally get rid of the squatters. She got in a tank top that revealed her stomach and pair of jeans. She got into her car and drove to the first house on her list. It was a nice and quaint little home. She parked in the driveway and went inside, inside was a hippy woman asleep on the floor. "The perfect prey." Annable said quietly as she snook over to the woman. She opened her mouth wide and shoved the entire girl into her maw! With one massive gulp the hippy woman went down her throat, bulging out Annable's stomach! "URRRRP! Woah. That will make things easier." She chuckled as the hippy woman inside woke up and screamed as Annable made her way back to the car and drove to the next house, making sure her first prey was unconscious before going in.
 
She went inside. This house was a bit bigger and filled with strange paintings on the walls. "Ok, note to self, get redecorator before I try to sell this place." She says, looking at a picture of a clown. She shook it off as she made her way into a bed room, where another girl sat on the floor, drinking some weird great liquid. "Please let that just be some weird juice." Whispered Annable to herself as she stepped into the room. The woman turned around and looked at her. "Ah, I knew you'd be here motherfucker. And I know why you're here. But before you turn me into a snack. Partake in the motherfucking grand sopor slime." She said, offering the green liquid. Annable sighed. "Fine." She said and took a bit and ate it. "Tastes like apples." The woman then got up and forced her way into Annable's mouth.
 
Annable swallowed the crazy woman down and stood there shocked for a bit. "How did...did she know? Why..." She said as the woman in her gut snuggled into the walls. "Take me Grand Highblood!" She said as Annable went back to her car and went to the next house, taking the scenic route to digest her meals so far. She soon arrived at the last house. Her stomach was flat and her body hadn't seemed to gain any weight as of yet. She stepped into the house and looked around. "Quiet, too cliche." She chuckled as she walked around, soon seeing a woman sitting in the middle of what should be the dining room. "I know you're there!" The woman screamed and got up and charged at Annable. She jumped out of the rampaging woman's path as the woman slams into a wall. "I shall not leave!" The woman screams again as she rushes at Annable, who quickly thought and pulled her mouth open wide and the woman rushed right into the awaiting throat! With a few tough gulps the angry woman struggled wildly in the gut as it constricted around her and Annable walked back to her car and drove back home. "They don't pay me enough for this."