Kinky Pleasures: At Your Service
 
Inspired by: http://www.furaffinity.net/view/5820497/
 
"I don't get it, Sal," said Johnny Fucksalot, fingering the metal plate bearing his surprisingly legal name as the minotaur to whom he was speaking looked on passively. "We've got the preds. We've got chapters in Detroit and Vegas, for cryin' out loud. Where are the customers?"
 
"Times are tough," said Sal, sounding for all the world like a stereotypical pla

The Great Canadian Otterpede
 
"Ahh," said Marten as he hiked up another hill, his canoe on his back. The lynx's tail swished back and forth as he marveled at the expanse of mostly unspoiled wilderness ahead. The only thing marring the scenery was the boats, lashed up at the end of the portage - Marten considered that to be cheating.
 
Marten shrugged and placed his canoe in the water, unaware as he put his packs inside that he was being watched. The watcher was an ancient