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Preds of all kinds and sizes!
Are you just not having luck getting a meal? Are you "craving" but don't trust that strange looking prey? Are you just too lazy to go out on the hunt or ect.? WELL DO I HAVE JUST THE THING FOR YOU!
I give you VitaVores, they come in a variety of flavors (that I injected into them >:D) and come in micro, average, above average, and giant. You can either buy a bottle like the one I have here (which is average) or you can buy the capsule which holds 80 different tasty prey to snack on...just add water!
"Sonmaru, how can you sell off the populace?" EASY, CLONING! Me and my corporation are strictly a capture, clone, and release. We, at A.O.D. Industries, strive to notgetcaughtbymindwipingeveryonewecapturebecasuecomeonthisisillegal.
...yeah...pretty sure i heard a few facepalms XD
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Posted by copb.phoenix 12 years ago Report
picture is neither here nor there; but I like your sense of humor,
Posted by Readasaur 12 years ago Report
Interesting...
I do like your policy, it cuts down on the guilt.
Can we customize our orders? And if so, to what degree?
Posted by Sonaku 12 years ago Report
Oh but of course!
From changing color of fur/skin/scales right down to psychological behavior. Want your prey to be a temporary companion before you devour them? Done. Want them to fight back so you can fight for you meal but without the spikes/claws/poison/natural and abnormal abilities/ etc? Done!
There would be a limit to behavioral changes...wouldn't want some macro buying enough aggressive prey-eat-prey and use them to invade a small planet.
Can't copy any slime species because...too...ick.
And they can't reform after (for those hard vore preds) since it'd be bad for business. Hmm...and no mixing different sizes unless it's the capsule version. (which i plan to do a pic on)
Posted by Readasaur 12 years ago Report
Sir, you have convinced me.
How much for a lifetime supply of traditionally sized males of mixed species and willingness?
Posted by Sonaku 12 years ago Report
...$80,000 and permission to clone you.
Posted by Readasaur 12 years ago Report
I can work with that.
Alright, it's going to take me a few months to scrape the funds together.
Just ignore anything you hear on the news about 'ransoms' and 'bank robberies' and 'crime rings', and we'll avoid any awkward questions.
Now, for the money, would you prefer check or cash?
Cash is more dependable, but only a check is certain not to have disloyal minion blood on it.
And for the cloning, would you prefer blood, tissue or a petri dish full of what I'm going to call "Mystery fluid"?
Posted by Sonaku 12 years ago Report
cash or it can be wired...and for the cloning, i'd need your whole body
Posted by Readasaur 12 years ago Report
Hmmm...
No offense, but I'm leery about trusting you with my whole body...
Posted by Sonaku 12 years ago Report
i don't blame ya >:D
Posted by Readasaur 12 years ago Report
Fine, but you don't get the money until I (The ORGINAL me) comes back and gets it. XP
Posted by HipHugger 4 years ago Report
I fully endorse this product.