>Snotboy219 is online
 
Nicole was as giddy as schoolgirl dumping her first boyfriend as those simple words appear on her screen. Sometimes it frightens her how quickly she became hooked on this man she has only known online for about a month. She spends most of the day looking forward to the hour or two she'll spend online talking to him. It's quite funny when you think about it, usually she doesn't get this excited about a man unless she knows she'll be consuming him, or disposing of him, in the immediate future. With this one, however, she genuinely enjoys talking to; so much more than her standard meals-to-be.
 
>Snotboy219 has uploaded a pic
 
Clicking the link, Nicole finds herself laughing as she is treated to a picture of a restroom toilet, filled to the brim with shit. There are flecks of broken bone scattered within the mass, and even a partially digested ring. It's clear the pile of shit had once been a person, possibly two, given the sheer size of the bowel movement. Just seeing the large movement looking like a giant swirly ice cream sticking out of cone brings to mind the smell of her own waste.
 
>Snotboy219: Saw this when cleaning the restroom today. Knew you would enjoy it. :)
 
Nicole smiles, this man knows her so well. Placing both hands on the keyboard, she begins typing in her response.
 
>NoseEaterNicole: Aww! That's sweet. Were you imagining that was you?
 
Grinning to herself, she stares at the computer screen from behind her large, dorky glasses. She can imagine the large boner he must have had upon seeing that massive dung heap waiting for him in the bathroom.
 
>Snotboy219: Yup! It was such a massive turn on cleaning it up. It took me 40 minutes. I had to jerk off half way through.
 
Nicole literally laughs out loud. She's not surprised to hear that in the slightest. This man enjoys vore, and enjoys talking about it as much as she does. Most guys she talks to about it get nervous and flustered when the subject is broached, even more so when it is the topic of their own death. Not snotboy, though, he eagerly answers any and all inquiries, matching her own delight and enthusiasm.
 
>NoseEaterNicole: LOL! I hoped you washed your hands first, dirty boy!
 
She smirks as she types that in. She's gotten to know him pretty well over the past month. He works at McAnna's as a menial janitorial assistant. It's his job to wash the floors, take out the trash, and scrub the toilets. He takes particular delight in that last one, especially when there is an oversized load waiting for him inside.
 
>Snotboy219: Maybe ;) Hey Nicole! Do you know which bone is most often partially intact after digestion?
 
Another thing he also enjoys is vore statistics, a passion they both share. However, she is typically far more knowledgeable at this kind of stuff than him. It comes with the experience; and an obsession for research. This question however actually has her stumped. Most women don't take the time to carefully comb through their waste after dumping it. Sure, many women will laugh at the fate of the poor schmuck they devoured, maybe even hawk a loogie on it before flushing it away; but very few actually dissect the remains. Even she, who often keeps a memento in the form of a stool sample, rarely combs through it. However, he does this for a living, and frequently combs through his roommate's waste as well.
 
>NoseEaterNicole: I actually don't know this one. Is it part of the spinal column?
 
She prides herself on being an encyclopedia of obscure vore facts. Knowing everything from the largest dump on record; 192 centimeters tall and weighing 68 kilograms; to the largest number of adults vored in one sitting; 12, 3 women, 9 men. She was actually loath to admit she didn't know that one. In person she'd have probably vore him right after hearing the answer, out of embarrassment for not knowing. She couldn't leave a witness, it's a rather large blow to her pride.
 
>Snotboy219: Haha! There's actually something the great Nicole doesn't know? :P It's actually the jaw bone!
 
Nicole gnashes her teeth. He had to go there, didn't he. That's it, he is so dead when they finally meet in real life!
 
>NoseEaterNicole: Oh yea? How do you know that? I haven't read about that in any books.
 
She already knows the answer to her own question. While there are probably plenty of men throughout the world who have been forced to clean up women's waste, she doubts very many of them keep track of what they actually see and feel when going through it. That's something most men would rather forget. Not him though, he keeps methodical records; another trait she finds attractive in him.
 
>Snotboy219: My own data. To date, I've dissected 854 different piles of waste from various women. Of them, 382 of those had an at least partially intact jaw bone; more than any other bone by a long shot.
 
A shiver of delight runs down her spin. If Snotboy was really a woman, they would be besties. However, she's certain he is not. They've video chatted a few times. He is a rather skinny young man, barely out of high school. Reddish-brown hair, green eyes, braces in his teeth, and black rimmed glasses. He is every bit the dork she is, except for the nasal tone she has. He is rather pale, and covered in freckles. They video chat in their underwear, so she knows he doesn't have a lot of fat or muscle tone. He isn't boney, however. One time by accident his penis poked through the slit in his boxers, and she got a good look at it. It's no more than five inches, uncut, the foreskin peeled back a third of the way. Just to tease him she sometimes calls him phimosis boy, and that actually seems to cause him a bit of embarrassment. Strange, considering how eager he is to talk about being converted into various forms of bodily waste.
 
>NoseEaterNicole: okay okay! I believe you. I doubt there is anyone else other than you who keeps records of that nature.
 
While Nicole does keep meticulous records herself, she doesn't keep track of the various intact parts that compile her waste. She imagines he is something of a scatological expert. He can even tell the gender and approximate age of the victim by going through the waste. It's an impressive skill, to be sure. She wonders how many women he's gone up to and asked about the age and gender of their previous meal to confirm his data. That has to be an awkward conversation, some stranger coming up to you to ask about the meal you'd just finished expelling. It's amazing he hasn't found himself exploring a woman's digestive tract already with such an intrusive line of questioning.
 
>Snotboy219: Hey Nicole? What color snot do you think I'd be if you nose vored me? Green? Brown? Yellow?
 
Now comes the real fun part of the conversation. He's always interested in what he'd theoretically look like after Nicole has disposed of him. That's a question most men turn pale when broached about, but he tends to bring it up himself.
 
>NoseEaterNicole: You'd so be a yellow booger mixed with a bit of green. A bit slimy around the sides but rather crunchy in the middle.
 
She smiles as she tells him that. Even if they aren't currently video chatting, she knows that is sure to give him a boner. They first met when chatting about a series of comics he drew for the upcoming vore-con. He'd released a few preview images on a vore site, and it sparked her interest so she decided to talk to him about it. It's about a guy who gets nose vored and turned into snot, but somehow manages to survive and flows out of her nose at night, becoming Snot Boy, the world's first superhero made entirely out of snot. He fights crime with his gooey body, all while trying to avoid the girl who nose vored him; who is constantly chasing after him with a tissue so she can throw him away properly. It's rather hilarious, the boy is somehow a living snot, but his one weakness is if the girl manages to catch him in a tissue.
 
>Snotboy219: Gross! I bet you'll need two tissues just to get me all out. Haha!
 
Yep. He's definitely hard, maybe even fapping. She can tell this is turning him on. To be fair, it is turning her on too. Imagining his futile struggling as he is stuck against the inside of her nasal cavity, drowning in mucus. Then he just dies and his body is compacted and squeezed together until he's just a booger waiting to be picked and flicked.
 
>NoseEaterNicole: You wish! I'll be able to pick you with one finger. Then I'll just flick you into the garbage and go about my day.
 
That's not entirely true. He is a bit more special to her than that. She'd probably finger herself while staring at the gross little booger he's become. Then she'd catalog him and save him in her data book, squeezed between two pieces of paper.
 
>Snotboy219: ...Do you think you could take a picture of your snot.
 
Nicole laughs at this. The poor guy is probably on the verge of cumming. He just needs one more good image to push him over the edge. For him, this is the equivalency of porn. Showing him a picture of her snot would be far more effective that showing him a picture of her boobies or her vagina. A picture of her disgusting mucus is all he needs to blow his load. Getting out a tissue, she blows her nose into it and then takes a picture, uploading to the chat.
 
>NoseEaterNicole has uploaded a pic
 
And now she waits. Tossing the used tissue in the trash, she waits for his reply. The snot itself was nothing special, a rather runny yellowish-greenish-brown bogey smeared between a simple white tissue. However, to him, it most certainly represents the finale of his masturbation fantasy; ending up as a gross booger inside of Nicole's tissue, his entire life reduced to a signal, insignificant blowing of the nose. That's less than most men get. At least when eaten the usual way they get a good ten or twenty minute long farewell as they are pushed out of woman's ass; followed by a grisly clean-up. Not so for victims of nose vore.
 
>Snotboy219: Now I'm the one who needs a tissue. Oh god, what a mess!
 
Nicole laughs harder this time. She knew he was blowing a load, but it still delights her to see him admit it. That nose of hers is probably going to be the death of him. The only question is which nostril will she choose to inhale him with; her right or her left?
 
>NoseEaterNicole: Enjoy fantasizing about it while you can. This weekend is vore-con. I'm going to make sure you experience my nose first hand. You probably won't enjoy it as much as in your fantasies, but I assure you I will.
 
Threats like that would intimidate most men, but again, he isn't most men. He's probably looking forward to this weekend as much as she is. By next week, she'll be going about her life as usual and he'll be booger smashed between two pages in her notebook and stored on the shelf with her other research notes. To be fair, she will miss talking to him; but she wouldn't deny herself the pleasure of making him die, no matter how much she likes him.
 
>Snotboy219: I'll bring the tissues
 
That brings another smile to her face. There is always a chance he won't show; that he'll get cold feet and not show up for the vore-con. Sure, he has that comic he wants to unveil at the convention. but there are plenty of guys who'd value there own life over their aspirations. His excitement over this tells her he'll more than likely show rather than get cold feet.
 
>NoseEaterNicole: LOL
 
Honestly, she can't remember having this much fun with a guy before. Oh sure, she's had plenty of fun teasing men, enjoying their various reactions to her lurid remarks. Telling them how she was going to suck them up through her belly button, or poop them out in sausage link turds. However, as fun as all that was; they were just passing amusements; like the monologue of a late night talk show. You tune in, you watch, you laugh, then you turn it to another channel once the monologue is over and that's it. Sure, she keeps records and likes to review her past conquests, but still, she thinks even that will be different here. She's never had the pure excitment of knowing some man is facing his imminent doom inside her mixed with a fear of loss at not having him around anymore. It makes what is coming up almost bitter sweet; a wonderful experience in its own way; but also special. She wonders if she'll still talk to him the same way as she does now even once he's snot. He won't talk back, of course.
 
>Snotboy219: Hey Nicole, did you hear about that one guy who had his testicles turned into snot?
 
Nicole blinks, and quickly rereads what he just typed. Then she goes to Google and searches for it on the web. A moment later nearly two million search results pop up, and she clicks the link to the story. Two days ago, a man was having nasal sex with his girlfriend when she sneezed and blew her snot straight down his dick. They didn't think anything about it, but an hour later the guy was in terrible testicular pain and she took him to the ER. They were in the waiting room for half an hour, and when they finally got in the exam room and got his pants off, he blew his load all over the doctor's white lab coat. However, it wasn't cum, but a large quantity of green, yellow, and brown mucus. They soon realized that the snot his girlfriend sneezed down his dick had turned his testicles into her snot within his own scrotum, and he blew them out like a giant sneeze. It even includes a picture of his now empty scrotum.
 
>NoseEaterNicole: OH MY GOD!
 
She can't believe she hadn't heard of this before, this is absolutely hilarious! She nearly falls of her chair laughing so hard. She can just imagine the stupefied look on the doctor's face having a guy blow a blast of nose jizz from his dick. She is snorting and laughing, her glasses falling off her face and tears streaming down her cheeks laughing so hard. Too bad they hadn't caught in on video, it would have gone viral in an hour.
 
>Snotboy219: I know right? Can you imagine actually converting somebody to snot outside your body? Maybe you should sneeze on me at vore-con. Turning into snot in front of all those people would probably boost my sales.
 
Once she has finally calmed down from laughing so hard, Nicole slaps her head. That is an absolutely brilliant idea. Watching him turn into a giant booger in front of all those people would truly be the perfect end to such a unique relationship. She has never had a chance to see the look on her victim's face as they meet their demise, that is certainly something worth seeing at least once. Besides, if she gets it all on video she'll become an internet celebrity. She might even make it into the Vorenette's Book of Records. Wouldn't that be wonderful.
 
>NoseEaterNicole: I'll bring my camcorder
 
Now she's getting even more excited. She's not even sure it will work. Sure, that guy's balls had converted into snot, but it was still inside the body. The scrotum was completely intact, as were most of the seminal ducts. Only the testicles themselves had been turned into snot. So, the likelihood of her just sneezing on him and turning him into boogers isn't very likely. If it were that easy, people being turned into snot from accidentally being sneezed on would be common place. Though, it would certainly make employers more willing to let you off when calling in sick, since having someone at work with a cold could be fatal if they sneeze on you.
 
>Snotboy219: Crap! My roommate's home. gtg
 
While she doesn't know much about his roommate, she knows it is a woman and from his frequent discussion of cleaning their shared bathroom she eats people on a routine basis. Probably the only thing keeping him from being eaten by her is his willingness to clean the bathroom after she's dumped her latest meal. That's got to be the worst part of traditional vore, the clean-up. They may romanticize it in some books and TV about how it only takes a single flush to wash a man away; but the truth is more often than not those messes have to be cleaned up manually. To find a guy willing to do it and not complain about doing it is a rare commodity indeed. Nicole smiles to herself, next week his roommate is going to have to clean up her own messes again. Won't she be upset?
 
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