Now another problem I have been facing lately is the mass surge of highwaymen and bandits. As for some reason that a 15ft Khajiit is such a easy target.
But a good thing that comes out of this is that I don't need to carry much food with me as most of my meals just come right up to me. I learned that most nord have a very salty taste and a bit of a hoppy beer after taste.

Bandit " All right you gigantic beast, give me everything you have and I will let you live."
Kayla "Um you are kidding right, I'm like 3 times your size. I could eat you if I wanted to now run along before you regret meeting me."
Bandit " Who the hell do you think you are talking to me like that!"
The bandit rushes at the towering khajiit with his sword swing wildly in the air. Kayla easily dodges his attack and then picks up the bandit by his collar.
Bandit "Set me down before I skin you alive, cat"
Kayla "Well if you wish, but first let me get rid of that pesky sword."
Kayla brings the thrashing bandit above her head and begins to lower him into her maw. His feet and legs go down with easy. As the bandit quickly realized his fate, his angry quickly turned to fear as his hips and ass rest on her tongue and his head peaking out just past her lips.
Bandit "What the hell are you doing, Khajiit don't eat people."
Kayla didn't care what the bandit had to say as she tilted her head upwards and had the bandit slip down her throat. The bandit made a desperate attempt to grab onto anything but everything was coated in a thick layer of saliva as his body entered kayla's stomach. Kayla rubbed and patted her new meal as it fought madly like a wolf caught in a trap but with no hope of escape.
Kayla " Just a little advice, no one has ever escaped my insides without me letting them. O and next time in the next life, it would be a wise idea to leave a giant lady along."
As the sky quickly darken and the air began to feel cold and moist, Kayla knew bad weather was near. As the first few rain drops began to fall kayla rushed to find shelter from the weather and a place to digest her still struggling meal.

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