So it turns out that this is what happens when you fall asleep for 8 hours and let kobolds just keep shoving stuff down your maw until you wake up. Only a couple hours in they already started to run out of kobolds in the town, and the remaining few outside my belly wanted to see just how big my gut could get. So they grabbed whatever they could find and started shoving anything and everything down Vincent's throat.

They started with animals: dogs, chicken, pigs, sheep, cows. One guy had the idea to ride his horse in while towing a wagon full of food, and a few followed suit. Eventually they just started shoving random stuff in there. Entire kegs of ale were rolled from the pub and into his mouth. It even seemed like some of the smaller buildings were disappearing. By the time Vincent woke up, more of the town was inside him than what was left outside.

And I have no clue as to how a bunch of kobolds managed to capture a T Rex and convince it to start crawling down my throat. I'm just worried about how long I'm gonna be pinned here under my own gut. Even for me this is a tad too much food...


Although I'll admit that I'll have to remember to reform these kobolds later. They may take things a bit too far sometimes, but I can't deny that I enjoyed their company. :P

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