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In the Whitetail Woods, in a big patch of long grass a mint green pegasus lounged on her chubby belly. The soft sound of snoring was barely heard over the loud chatter of bird song. With the grass high enough to reach a standing pony's chest, it was near impossible to make out the large rounded shape of a mint green rump, especially as the soft mud had actually pressed down under the mare's generous weight. Her wings were folded down against her back, her candy pink tail snaking behind her throu
Sing Song's Sleeping Supper
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Cane had left his wife alone in a theatre room, a massive TV playing some advertisement about a new crazed weight loss program favored by all the rich and famous ponies. Even Miss Fleur de Li asked as a model in the program, Snow Veil groaned as the mare danced around the screen before it moved on to a new product. As Cane enter from his personal relief mission, he caught the trailing end of an argument Snow was having with the TV. "I'll never understand how one mare can be such blight o
Beware of Boobs
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Cane stepped out of his carriage, the noble unicorn raising a white hand to check his slicked back teal hair was perfectly in place. His emerald eyes focused on the door ahead of him as he stepped towards it, his booted hooves stepping on the tiles of as he approached his home. He swallowed, knowing what awaited him. As a busy stallion with a vested interest in artifacts he spent a lot of time out of the house, and he knew it was annoying his new wife... a mare that he had yet to even bed despit
Beware of Banana Pudding
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Dusty didn't know how she got here, but she didn't like it. This place just... didn't feel right. Really she should be overjoyed by the presence of such greenery, but it just made things feel even more wrong. Some weird orb thingy in the sky was beating down on her, her well fed and plump gut sweaty in the sticky and humid heat. The almost buttery yellow mare groaned, lifting her Pipbuck and clicking to the map... but it literally responded with a big question mark. "Well... guess I'd bette
Welcome to the Jungle
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Skyheart had made a mistake. The mare growled as she saw her ship crawling with royal guards. There was too many to fight... somepony had tipped them off. "Hey, you!" a shout came from behind her and she wheeled around to see a guard galloping for her, the mare bent forwards, waiting until he was almost on her before she ripped a colossal, reeking fart that washed over him, the stallion actually tripping and landing with a thud on the roof tiles of the house she was stood on. She neede
Apprehending the Suspect
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Skyheart poked the fire with a stick, sighing loudly as she looked up at the chest full of golden coins sat opposite her in the otherwise dark cave, deep in the woods. What was the point of stealing all this treasure when you couldn't spend it? Those coins could get her so much... but the guard were looking out for griffon drakes... she wasn't going to just bury it, and she couldn't risk being searched with it on board so here it would stay. She'd spend the night here, collapse the cave and come
Pirate Stew
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Marigold whistled a tune as she waited for a customer to pass her small stall. It wasn't market day, but the mare opened her flower stall every morning, it was part of her routine. The orangeish earth pony mare was mostly alone, only a few ponies wanting to leave their homes early on a Sunday morning. A somewhat sleepy looking mare wondered up and started sniffing at the flowers, giving a smile as she seemed to be improved by the fragrance. "Good smells" She said with a somewhat mumbl
Triple Feature
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Toxic trotted back and forth, pacing on the cracked remnants of a sun scorched street. The others hadn't ditched her... they wouldn't ditch her... they were just late. Run into trouble or something. The bright green pegasus tried to keep looking cool as all kinds of worries battled in her head. This wasn't about the foal... was it? It wasn't her fault. She reached down to her hanging belly, softly checking the kicking foal was still in her. The sun continued to cook down on her pack; it seemed t
Meet, Greet and Eat
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It was going to be a long night... but crime never slept, and Beat Force only did when she was sure she was done with her police work! The ex-stable security officer was clad in her Stable 42 security barding, a riot shotgun levitating beside her in an aura of purple. Loaded into it was a box full of bean bags, ready to discharge at the nearest criminal scum, who she'd then zipcuff and call in back to base. Even though base never answered she was sure that somepony made sure they saw trial and p
Night Raid
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Cane Crecca trotted through the hazy forest, his coat still a shining white even as his hooves were filthy with boggy mud. A map levitated in front of his face as he tried to take bearing of where he was, and where he was heading, but everything looked the damn same. He couldn't even pick out the way he had come. The unicorn stomped along the dirt path in a huff, not noticing the root until he tripped over it. The map fluttered to the ground and landed face down in a puddle. He raised his hooves
Shit Treatment
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"28.... 29...." Rainbow counts, laying on her side as she coaches Scootaloo. The two pegasi were training for a different kind of competition. A food-eating competition! It wasn't exactly their forte, but when Applejack and Apple Bloom issued the challenge, they couldn't say no! Scootaloo, quite round from the days of practice with Rainbow, struggled with the last carrot, half of it sticking out of her mouth. "C'mon squirt, just suck it in and swallow!" Rainbow exclaims, sitt
Easy Prey
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In a small burrow beneath the earth, a creature slept. Feet of dark blue scaled coil was tightly wound around and around, with the front half of a cobalt equine jammed on top, the fur and scales melding in the middle. The sibilant snores from the creature filled the small den… that was until the vibrations caused by the impact of hooves above her home brought her out of her reverie. Instantly the slitted pupils of her otherwise equine eyes narrowed as a grumble of hunger in her belly caught he
Magic Trick
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Daring Do clutched the idol close to her chest, the pegasus panting hard. She had a slight limp in her hind leg as she dragged herself back out of the heavy stone entrance, having dodged traps that meant to skewer her, crush her, and suffocate her. It had not been an easy run, but like always she had made it through. Her violet eyes still burned with determination beneath her pith helmet as she emerged triumphant... only to come face to face with her rival. "Well, well, well, look what el g
Daring's Demise
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Scald lay back in the sand, the dark blue unicorn stretching out on her towel, wearing a mint green bikini. Ivy, a forest green earth pony, and Peach, a soft cream pegasus splashed about in the shallows of the cool water in their matching pink bikinis, throwing water at each other. They quietly declared a truce before scooping up as much water as they could and creeping over to Scald, before dropping it onto the sunbathing unicorn. Scald shrieked and the other ponies galloped into the water, wit
A Day (And Night) at the Beach
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Diva let out a long, loud sigh as Harmony displayed the next article of clothing. The ruby red earth pony was sat back in a groaning chair, her pear shaped butt struggling to be contained in a single seat despite how the rest of her was sat snugly. Harmony had spent days on this particular article. "What do you call this?" Diva demanded, waving a hoof. "This piece of trash. Scraps of garbage. You find this in a skip, hmm?" she snapped. Harmony tried to speak but Diva interrup
Who's the Boss?
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Sweetie Belle hums to herself! It was a pretty nice winter day, the filly all bundled up. She wore a little hat covering most of her multi-coloured mane, a coat which had two holes for legs, and boots over her hooves. Her cutie mark was proudly displayed along with the rest of her backside, tail swishing along in the snow as the unicorn filly looks about. The Everfree didn't look nearly so bad during the daytime, especially on the oft-trodden path that was the way between Ponyville and Zecora's
An Evil Enchantress
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The Wind Runner perched by the carcass of the merchant air ship, it barely hovering. The small pirate vessel was grappled onto the side, the captain aboard. Typically by the time Captain Dusk showed up, Skyheart had cleared off with the most valuable scraps of cargo... yet now his galleon of an airship approached the merchant vessel and Skyheart was still aboard. Dusk trotted to the bow of his ship, the Maelstrom and laughed, making the fat of his gut ripple with the booming sound of his voice.
Never Trust a Pirate
Views: 4,649
"Hello once again mares and gentlestallions to the number one rated clone killing show on the network! No matter how hard I Killed a Clone and I Liked It tries. Once again on There's a Hundred Ways to Cull a Clone! We've got four clones of a very "lucky" pony named Rough Rider trying not to die and win their coveted freedom. Today's first challenge will really sort the rejects from the normals!" The camera switches to where the four Riders are ready once more, each strapped t
There's a Hundred Ways to Cull a Clone!
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Daring led her two companions into the treasure chamber of the ancient temple, having safely led Harmony and Melody past every trap under the sun. She trotted up to the raised dais and the plinth that sat on top, a flat golden disc with the features of a pony seemingly etched on top. "Soon as I grab this, get ready to run," the tan explorer instructed carefully as she cricked her neck. Her hooves reached down, taking hold of the treasure and hoisting it up. Daring instantly leapt back,
Adventures in Squishing
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Daring laughed as her wings beat hard, pushing her forwards down that tunnel, the huge door slowly sliding down. She pushed her body to the ground, turning her flight into a slide as she ground her way across the ancient stone, sailing under the doorway. Her pith helmet caught the tip, falling to the ground but quick as a whip she snatched it out, replacing it atop her head as the door sealed behind her. Another tomb raider! Her saddlebags were filled with Priceless artefacts, ready for museums
Daring to Shortcut
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Lyra smile from ear to ear as she trotted out of the changing tent. her sea foam green coat was complemented by a pale gold half skirt and tong bottom. a pony's fur and tail did a near perfect job to cover pony privates most of the time but water ruined all of that. at the local swimming hole back home it was fine to swim without a suit but here at a paid resort it was a little taboo. Not that Lyra cared about things that were taboo. The Unicorn looked around, Ponies happily played on th
Private Pool
Views: 5,872
Jurassic World, the ultimate amusement park. Open to tourists from all over the world, and especially a favourite with those from Equestria, after all it wasn't too far from the coast, despite the very tropical climate it boasted. In the employees only section of the ride around safari a gate opened with a beep, a grinning pegasus guard guiding an exotic bat pony along the tropical trail. It didn't take long to find the small clearing he was hoping for, a huge flat rock perfectly placed in the c
Dinovore'd
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Clarity screamed as she was tossed into the chamber out of the back of the truck, it driving off back into the streets of Manehattan. A large earth pony approached, picking up her wiggling, bound body and placing it on his shoulder as he walked her to the next room. Sat in the centre was a luxurious bed, surrounded by velvet curtains so nothing could be seen of who dwelt in it. The big earth pony lifted her off and dropped her with five other mares, all squirming in fear. "Where are we? Wha
Cultist's Buffet
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Up in the skies above Equestria, two airships lazily floated beside each other, one of them wreathed in smoke and fire, the other rumbling with a loud, gassy belch. Lying back on a makeshift seat from tattered sails and crates an engorged copper mare rested. In front of her were the last two ponies from the simple merchant ship she had hit, both guests. Up in the sky there was nowhere to run, but still she had bound them with rope, and they had watched as she devoured the crew of five one by one
Snacktime for Skyheart
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The long highway out of Dodge City, a stretch of road that went as far as the eye could see. Dusty was quite familiar with it by now, having followed it from when she left the Stable to Dodge City... via Bay View of course. Barely a few days later and she was on it again. A bounty board job to check on a long overdue supply caravan for the local store had caught her eye, and now she and Zephyr were on their way. They really should have left the following morning, but as the sky grew steadily dar
Chimera Chow
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Dodge City. It had taken Zephyr and Dusty a while to get here, but the gate guards knew Boost and the two stallions were waved right in. It didn't take too long to find the motel that they were staying at, and then to get a room number and key from reception after a little bribe. Score hid while Boost went first, knocking on the door for Zephyr to open it. The dark grey pegasus looked over Boost and gave him a smirk. "What can I do for you?" he asked. Boost smiled, giving the S
Score to Settle - Part 4
Views: 1,849
Skyheart grinned in excitement at her excellent plan. The pudgy pegasus had crammed herself nice and tight into a wooden chest, carefully designed with the lock on the inside and a fake one on the outside. She'd paid a pony to wheel her out to the vault and now she was waiting just outside with a number of other chests. She would be brought inside with the treasure and rob them from the inside out. Her plan was ingenious... so long as that mare actually did put her where she was supposed to...
Crate Expectations
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The Cutie Mark Crusaders make their way through the many trees of Sweet Apple Acres. The three yawn, almost in unison, after having spent the night in their clubhouse. Having eaten most of their candy (a good haul this year), the fillies sported slightly rounder bellies and rumps than usual. Apple Blooms lets out an uncouth belch. "Hoooooey! Did we get a good haul er what this year?" she giggles. "You said it!" Scootaloo chirps in, patting her tummy and making herself belch.
Nightmare Morning Afters
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No pony would bother them while they slept, but Rokclaw was no pony. The diamond dog crawled out of his den and followed his nose, working his way into the gas station, the door ringing slightly, but not enough to wake Score. The cold wet nose pushed against Boost, sniffing his smelly coat as the desire to mark the stallion with a new smell was strong. Boost, a relatively heavy sleeper was not aware of the dog, however the dog did make him begin to wake up, letting out a little snort as
Score to Settle - Part 3
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Gold Dust's hooves clopped against the cobbled streets on the approach to the dingy town. She'd never bothered bringing her wagon this far out, but a juicy tip had said Ramstead would be worth her time. She was going to go home and put her hoof right through said lips and smash some teeth along the way as soon as she left. Her wagon full of unsold goods was attached to her back, it rather on the small side but littered with valuables. The sandy coloured unicorn wasn't even going to spend the nig
Silence and Shadows
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Time came to a slow as the image over Accipiter's shoulder painted itself into his retina. He may have seen them in books, or heard about them in fairy-tales. But this was unmistakeably the real thing. A voluptuous, crimson mare, was stood behind him in the distance. She was unnaturally tall, and her curves seemed exagerated by her slender limbs and neck. A pair of short horns protruded from her skull, just visible beneath a flowing black mane. And although they were a good dis
Worse than Hell
Views: 2,984
Score continued on for around an hour, before he reached a small burnt out gas station and set up shop inside. He was just as tired as Boost and he lay back to sleep and finish off digesting his meal in a place he imagined Boost would never find him Boost woke up at the crack of dawn, letting out a little stretch, since he was used to being alone, he didn't notice his absence for a few moments. Sc...score? Boost whimpers out softly, finally noticing your absence, he quickly jumps
Score to Settle - Part 2
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Dusty watched the cloud filled sky growing dimmer with a frustrated sigh. She hadn't run into anypony since those weirdoes near that moving van. She probably should have stuck to the road, but everything just seemed so dangerous. All she needed was a safe place to spend the night, and this arid, rocky ground seemed to go on for miles, without any sign of civilisation. Still she trotted on, her security officer armour hanging loosely from her form now that she'd finished with its owner. T
Snake Shack
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Another sunless day in the wasteland. Dusty might have cared if she had ever seen the sun. Zephyr was busy sorting out dinner and Dusty had decided to have a little wander, not too far. She trotted along the crusty ground, hopping from rock to rock. Then the ground suddenly gave in. With a surprised cry the slightly chubby earthpony vanished from view, crashing into a cavern below, right in front of a massive stable door. It read 203 on the front, and it seemed the seal had been cracked
Stable of Light
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Score glugged greedily from the canteen he was offered, before it was snatched back. "You're lucky I didn't fill this from my snatch too," Gloria said with a cruel laugh, before heading over to the remnants of a double bed and hopping back onto it. Genghis sighed from the corner of the destroyed motel bedroom, the most intact left in the building, but that wasn't saying much considering the state of the building. The door was blasted off of its hinges, so Genghis was watching it with o
Score to Settle - Part 1
Views: 2,122
Dusty nudged him again. "What do you see, Eissen? Stop daydreaming!" she called to him, making him focus again as he stared with his binoculars down the hill. It seemed an abandoned motel had been taken over by raiders, a huge camp fire in the centre of the parking lot as all kinds of raider decorations lined the place. "Wonderful. Raiders, right on the path we need to go. Whoever thought it was a good idea to build a town infront of a valley can kiss my blank, stable-born
Wasteland Woes
Views: 3,593