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DarkPinkie issued the command :Position<Near+Attack:
Brettisy and Tobias rolled even for ATTACKing first, while the GOBLIN had the utter misfortune of rolling low on his turn. The GOBLIN would have tried trying to use his more persuasive SKILLs to get out of this hotspot. Too bad that it wasn't his turn, and that both Bretissy and Tobias is having none of that. They both leaped into the air and made a really cool pose that is fitting for a screensaver/desktop background or something. That was the last thing the GOBLIN ever saw before dying.
WARRIOR'S VICTORY
Bretissy went to work on the GOBLIN corpse, which triggered our looting system again. Too bad that the SWAMP RAT MOUNT over there is in pieces, though this body Bretissy killed is a lot more fresher. Another thing that is too bad is that Tobias has to witness our rather disgusting eating habits. What is our spoils, I wonder?
LEVEL UP
Oh, I can just hear the ding noise all the way over here guys. This is exciting! We have finally ascended from LEVEL 0 to LEVEL 1. I am so curious to what it entails!
... Uh...
Oh? Well that sounds-
Gah, stop interrupting me! Okay, from what I know from a glance, these new SKILLS seem pretty useful, though I don't know in what way at the moment.
Ooooooooh.
:input Command:
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Posted by dragonlordcody 8 years ago Report
return to resting area, spend status points
Posted by Royal_Starlord 8 years ago Report
That's not a command. =w=
Posted by dragonlordcody 8 years ago Report
well clearly i haven't been paying atention
Posted by Royal_Starlord 8 years ago Report
It's an esoteric system, so I won't harp on you too much. 'w'/)
Posted by balanced-guy 8 years ago Report
Converse with Tobias over your victory. Inquire if attacks like these are common. Then proceed to find somewhere to digest prey, you're at 118/100 noms already.
Posted by Royal_Starlord 8 years ago Report
I will once the commands have been implemented. :P
Posted by nyanyan 8 years ago Report
:Status:
Time to buff ourselves out!...or get bigger breasts...either works for me! Let's spend them there status points!
Not a huge need to check the skills. They're pretty self explanatory.
Hug: Might have a special effect of some sort, but is probably used mainly for show. Either of affection, happiness/joy (like now would be a decent time to hug Jazzy, since we're probably excited about our first big win), or to console some sad soul somewhere.
Spring Stomp: Possibly a 2-turn attack with high damage output. Or might be a high damage attack with low accuracy. Either way, it's an attack where we coil up and bounce like a spring for the attack. We'll need to check it for details since it's a combat skill we might need.
Venomous Mouth: Passive means always active, and based on the name, I'd guess kissing someone who's not immune to poison would be a bad idea. According to the name, any attack using our mouth now either guarantees, or has a chance to, poison.
Posted by Royal_Starlord 8 years ago Report
We'll level up Bretissy's stats at a bed. :P
Posted by Royal_Starlord 8 years ago Report
Or use the :Skill: command to check out our new skills. :U
Posted by nyanyan 8 years ago Report
*imagining DBZ style power ups*........Oh, so we can't just buff out in the middle of nowhere? Darn... Well, that's unfortunate. I'd like to change to
:Skill:
Then, since we can't scream at Tobias while glowing as we power up. Some day...we'll go from Boob Snake...to Super Boob Snake! Our tail will grow longer and golden, and we'll be able to fly and fire lazers and, and, and...*starts foaming at the mouth as he keeps spouting off random fantasies loosely based on DBZ*
Posted by Royal_Starlord 8 years ago Report
B is for Bouncy, just look at her breasts~♪
R is for Resourceful, yet is mostly undressed~♫
E is for entertaining, for she is our muse~♪
T is for triumphant, and refuses to lose~♫
I is for incredible, and also intelligent~♪
S is for sweet, so don't you dare be negligent!
Another S, for stalwart, or if you prefer, strong~♪
Y for yummy, like her enemies and the wrong~♫
Her name is Bretissy, the guardian of elves~♪
Bretissy: "Stop singing you jackass, we don't even know if he watches Dragon Ball Z Abridged."
BRETISSY, YOU BUTT! YOU RUINED MY RHYMING! XV
Posted by Royal_Starlord 8 years ago Report
... I have way too much time on my hands. =3=
Posted by nyanyan 8 years ago Report
I watch it. 'Tis a silly series.
Posted by Royal_Starlord 8 years ago Report
Bretissy: '_'
... And to answer a question that was never brought up, I don't know how to rhyme something with 'elves' anyway. 'w';;
Posted by nyanyan 8 years ago Report
Shelves, delves, twelves. That's about all I can think of for rhyming elves without going into other languages. Which I have no knowledge of, by the way, so it wouldn't have helped anyway xP
Posted by Royal_Starlord 8 years ago Report
You're good in my book. 'w'/
Bretissy: -_-
Posted by necryel 8 years ago Report
delves, shelves, twelves, gelves, salves......
Posted by Royal_Starlord 8 years ago Report
X3