Posted by ChaoskampfNunc 9 years ago Report

She's a gentlemanly sport hunter.. too bad dash isn't in a condition to run

Posted by IronGhostXLII 9 years ago Report

Or what if dash pulls something off that surprises Greta with a good view of a stomach?

Posted by pup4 9 years ago Report

forward to continuing ...

Posted by thorondraco 9 years ago Report

Sighs. Seriously, beats up dozens of changelings, yet one gryphon is a threat?
Soemthing is wrong here..... Largely intentional misrepresentation.

Posted by 48th agent 9 years ago Report

Gilda's a big guy for her. It was probably Dashie's plan to get caught.

Posted by Audax 9 years ago Report

YOUR WAIFU DOES NOT EXIST

Posted by DoesNotExist 9 years ago Report

Apparently getting told off on Derpi isn't getting the message through.

Just. Stop.

Posted by thorondraco 9 years ago Report

i havce no idea what you are talking about dude >_<

Posted by ThrobbertDarwin 9 years ago Report

She didn't fly so good. A shame that the "best flyer in Equestria" wasn't even close to a match for just one average shegriffon, but not at all surprising, given that ponies were only ever meant to serve as punching bags, fucktoys, and food for the apex predators of Equus, and this self-righteous lil' ego of theirs with things like "all life has value" and "eating meat is wrong" being taken seriously in global politics only exists because they had to cheat and get some fat-rumped cunt who can control the sun to shelter them like the pathetic whelps they are, who's lives only manage to have even the slightest bit of true, long lasting meaning when they make the asses of griffon women fatter and jigglier for their men.

Posted by thorondraco 9 years ago Report

Really dude?

Posted by ThrobbertDarwin 9 years ago Report

Is that not true?

Posted by dousernamesmatter 9 years ago Report

1. Quit being such a buzzkill.
2. This is non-canon, so why should it bother you?

Posted by PegaSUS 9 years ago Report

Mm, yes, willed esophageal control is a good thing.