The young lord woke up one morning, kissed his bedroom slave good morning and went about his day. He had his bathroom slave wash him all over and the two dressed him together. He wasn't lazy, he just wanted his slaves to earn their pay. He patted his mouse and his squirrel pets on the head and ordered them to go about their daily chores. They bowed low and scampered out the door to begin their chores.
 
 As he goes downstairs, he pinches each of his slaves on the rump. His l