"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU FORGOT MY BIRTHDAY CANDACE!" Stacy says angrily. "YOU'RE OWN BEST FRIEND" she starts to calm down now, going from screaming to barely holding back tears.
"I'm sorry, Phineas and Ferb had pulled another one of their things and I was trying to bust them" Candace says hesitatingly. She knew how some of her friends felt about her obsession, but she was in fact obsessed. She would do it one of these days.
"That's just it Candace, that's all you do. In these 104 days of Summer Vacation, you've spent 99 of them trying to bust them, and you fail every time, I think this time should be the last, you won't win against them"
Candace looked back in horror, she was the big sister, she had to bust them, or she may as well go work in a hotel somewhere and forget about them. "No, don't make me give that up, i'll do anything you want me to, just don't make me give up busting my brothers. I'll do anything, let you do anything you want to me" She pleads.
Stacy responds with "Well... You remember last week when your brothers took us all to that deserted island?"
"The One filled with cannibals that we barely escaped from?" Candace replies.
"Yeah! That one!" Stacy confirms. "Well, ever since that, I've been having these weird dreams where I'm watching you get spit-roasted and cooked over an open fire like a pig at a luau. It's kind of been turning me on."
"You want to... cook me?" Candace asks haltingly, not really sure she had heard Stacy right.
"Kinda," Stacy pauses. "Yeah. It's... These dreams are really hot, like you wouldn't believe."
"Jeremy-level hot?"
"Hotter."
"I can't believe this, you really want to cook me!"
"Not just cook you," Stacy admitted. "I kinda want to... um... play with you first."
"How would you even do something like that?"
"I figured I'd just ask your brothers, that's how everything else weird and impossible happens around here, right?"
Candace's eyes brighten. "My brothers! When mom finds out they cooked me, she has to bust them, right!?"
"Er..." Stacy wavered doubtfully. "Probably?"
"Okay. Since I forgot your birthday, you can do whatever you want with me. Just try and make sure the boys get busted for this once I'm gone, okay?"
"Alright I guess" Stacy says, remembering how much fun she'd had the last time Candace had used her for a spying mission, she loved going to duffers again since then.
And so the two went downstairs where the boys were playing some builder creative game or other on their system. Their parents weren't home so no one needed the tv and they had it occupied all morning. "Phineas?" Stacy asks curiously when she walks into the room.
"Go ahead Ferb, you know what you are doing." He then turns to Stacy. "What's up?" he asks stepping away from the console and walking up to the girls.
"Do you remember last week when..."
"When we took you to that cannibal island and we barely escaped with our lives?" He interrupts and finishes her sentence correctly. "Yeah, why?"
"Well we want your help, Candace forgot my birthday, and I decided that I wanted to eat her for my birthday dinner, is there anything you can do to help us?"
Phineas puts his hand to his triangular chin and rubs it back and forth for a bit. "Hmm, Well, we haven't done a cannibal luau before." he says as he looks at his sister, which causes her to blush and cover herself, though she wasn't naked yet. "Okay! Yout wo go get ready while Ferb and I prepare the backyard."
The two girls returned upstairs, listening to Phineas tell Ferb the plan and the sound of the game console shutting down, followed by the creak of the door out back.
The two enter Candace's room and Candace starts breathing heavily, she was going to die, but her brothers were going to get caught at last.
Stacy begins to walk around her, running her hands up and down her arms, down her back, cupping her butt and around to her breast which are all squeezed. "I'm glad I thought of this, or rather, i'm glad your brothers took us there and we were able to get this idea put in my head" she says cupping the hem of Candace's shirt and pulling it up.
On impulse, Candace lifts her hands up in the air and the shirt comes off, allowing her breasts to jiggle in their lacy prison of a bra. Stacy steps forward from behind and presses her own pair against Candace's back and smiles. "Such a good girl Candy, listening to your new owner" she says cupping both breasts. "Now let's get those out of that bra" she says as she slides the bra straps down Candace's arm and off of her, allowing the breasts to bounce free again. Her nipples hardened due to a combination of the treatment, and the coolish air of her bedroom.
Her skirt came next and she shivered when Stacy's fingers slid past her pussy lips, which were wetter than she thought they should be seeing as she was seeing Jeremy, and she'd only gotten wet before when thinking about him.
"MMM, don't be scared, just let me take care of you." Stacy says as she twists one of Candace's nipples and slides her panties down leaving her naked. Stacy points between Candace's eyes and says "Stay" before running out of the house. Candace gulps, wondering what is going on. She sees Stacy running down the street, and a short while later, she comes back. When she gets into Candace's room, she is holding onto the door jamb and wheezing from the exercise. "Good girl Candy, you didn't move" she says as she drops a bag on the ground.
She then steps up to Candace up front this time, and wraps the collar around her neck. "Perfect, just how a meatgirl should look" she says as she puts her hand on Candace's head and pushes her down to her knees. "Now lick me, you should get some form of a sexual experience before you cook" she says lifting up her skirt to reveal that she had removed her panties when she went home to get the collar.
Candace gulps again and leans forward. Her tongue slides up along Stacy's pussy slowly, causing the girl to moan and groan. "Reach into the bag and pull out the device I brought you." she says as she pushes Candace's head further into her own pussy, rather enjoying being in control like this.
Candace reaches for the bag and pulls out a small device that was hooked onto a wire to a remote. She hands it to her owner and continues licking. Stacy grabs the remote and smiles down at her. "No no Candy, you need to put this end inside your pussy." she says wiggling it about in front of her eyes like with a piece of string for a cat.
"Oh, a-alright" she stammers as she grabs the egg and slips it within her. Her head is then shoved back to Stacy's pussy who clutches the remote hard in her hand. With a moan she flicks the switch on the remote and the egg begins to vibrate within Candace and she moans hard against Stacy. The vibration in her voice going up inside her as she was open and turned on from this experience.
Candace's eyes widened upon feeling the pressure the egg was giving her, and it made her tongue move that much faster. She groaned gently at the feeling within her and was soon covered in girl cum from Stacy's hot wet pussy.
She fell back on her butt and her legs spread, she couldn't find the strength to close her legs at the moment. Stacy knelt down and stroked Candace's leg from her calf all the way up to her thigh, past her pussy and up to her breast which she cups. "I think everyone will enjoy these tonight" she says as she leans in and wraps her lips around one, nibbling gently at the same time.
Candace moans as Stacy starts fingering her at the same time as the egg is going. Her other hand is also playing with the level dial on the remote connected to the egg, and soon Candace is wriggling about on the floor with only her nipple in Stacy's mouth keeping her in place.
"MMM, does my meatgirl like this?" she asks pinching her clit and sliding a couple fingers inside, feeling the interesting sensation of her fingers pressing up against the vibrating egg.
Candace can barely nod her head, but gets out a soft gentle "Yes" before her head tilts back and her hair splays across the carpet as she moans. Her brothers don't hear this as they were busy putting the luau area together in the backyard and were too busy concentrating to focus in on Candace, not until they got their hands on her anyway.
A few minutes later, with a combination of Stacy's mouth and fingers, as well as the egg, Candace cums, squirting all over Stacy's hand and pushing the egg out of her in the process. She then collapses down onto the floor and breathes heavily. "WOW, not even my own fingers could do something like that to me" she says wiping the sweat from her forehead.
Next, Stacy presses her lips to Candace for a moment or two and smiles. "Thank you."
"You're, you're welcome" she responds, knowing what was coming next.
From outside the two girls hear "Come on down girls, it's all ready" in a deep british sounding voice.
"That's Ferb" Candace says as she stands back up on shaky legs and heads towards her door.
"WAIT" Stacy says as she reaches out a hand and puts it on Candace's shoulder. "Where do you think you are going?"
Candace blinks a few times before pointing down the stairs. "Downstairs, it's time for us to go down there."
Stacy shakes her head and reaches into the bag. "Not without this you aren't" she says as she pulls Candace back to stand in front of her and affixes the leash to the collar, and then turns her around to bind her wrists in an X behind her back. "NOW you can go" she says pushing on her rump.
She walks out of the room and down the stairs but freezes when she is about to turn into the hallway that will lead her outside. "I, I don't think I can do this" she says trembling as Stacy makes it down the stairs.
Stacy wraps her arms around Candace's waist and smiles at her, "I think you can, you are a good meatgirl, and besides, you promised me you would do whatever I wanted of you, and I want you to go out to that backyard, get spitted and be roasted for me" she says squeezing a breast that had a hard nipple attached to it.
Candace only gets more nervous when she hears these words, but nods her head, taking one shaky step in front of the other until she felt the cool grass under her feet. She was amazed her brothers had made this whole thing. There were palm trees, and a big spit area with a roaring fire already going. There were some other fantastic things around, but the fire was what caught her attention. This fire is what was going to roast her for dinner.
Stacy leads her over to the picnic table and bends her over. "That's it, good girl, just let it happen" she says smacking her gently on the rump to watch it jiggle.
She hears wheels squeaking as the boys slide over a spitting machine they had built out of spare parts and adjusts Candace's prone body slowly so that the spit pole lines up well with her pussy.
"Stacy could you please hold down her shoulders for us, this might hurt a bit" Phineas says as he pushes the on button. "ANd we don't want your birthday dinner to get messed up before it even gets cooking."
Stacy nods and presses down on Candace's shoulders while the girl looks up at her fearfully, knowing she's about to feel a lot of pain. Then she moans, feeling the cold spit pierce her body and push inside her. It was even better than when the egg was in there. "Oh gods yes!" She moans out, her embarrassment being overtaken by pleasure. That is until the spit tears through her womb and into the rest of her body.
She chokes and gags on it as she feels this happening to her. Her hands clench and unclench into fists as the spit enters into her, without stopping or caring for obstacles in it's way. It isn't long before the spit escapes her mouth and breaks a tooth as she was clenching her teeth tight when it escaped.
When the spit reaches a good 3 feet in front of her, Candace feels herself being lifted up off the table, only to be set down a few feet away and her legs bound to the spit as well. There was a bucket of sauce there and she idly wondered where her brothers had found it, but that thought was thrust out of her mind as she felt the sauces being brushed onto her back and her legs, that were left off the table.
She was then rolled over and for the first time the boys got a good look at her nipples. THey didn't care about them, seeing as they were more interested in her meat than her body, they just covered them up with sauce and kept moving.
Candace moaned in pain when some of the sauce got into her inner pussy lips, but that pain was short lived as the sauce actually sent pleasure through her when it soaked into her pussy. She gave a soft moan and the three preparing her could see her lips moisten from arousal at the feelings.
"Now she's ready for cooking" she heard one of them say and felt herself being turned over onto her front and carried over to the spit posts.
The first thing she felt was the pressure of her body pulling down on her, both her pussy and her mouth felt the pressure of being pulled down. Then she felt the heat, as it assaulted her body from below.
Each one of the three remaining, took turns to turn her over the spit, always spending 10 minutes turning her, only stopping in the first 10 to put in the stabilizer post and tie up her hair so it didn't get caught in the flames. Then they kept turning the spit slowly, making sure all of her body got a good coating in the heat.
About an hour into the roasting cycle and everyone having had 2 turns at the crank, Candace hears something that makes her heart stop. "HEy guys, what's cooking back here, it smells amazing"
She can just barely see out of the corner of her eyes Jeremy walking into the backyard. "WOW" he says seeing her naked for the very first time. He walks right up to her and takes a deep sniff of her roasting meat. "Wow, you look amazing Candace."
If she hadn't been partially cooked she would have blushed at the compliment, but she was still mortified that Jermey had seen her naked before she could show herself to him under her own terms. THen he said something that made her blood run cold. "I hope you taste as good as you look, which i'm sure you will" and he goes back over to the picnic table where she was spitted and sits with Stacy to talk to her about her birthday.
It is several hours later when Candace passes away, only content in the fact that she knew her brothers would finally be busted and her mother would believe her. The fact that her brothers might go to prison for killing her and by extention so would Jeremy, Stacy, and anyone else who came to the barbecue would as well.
Several more hours go by before she is taken off the spit by Jeremy and Stacy and placed on the platter which is covered in slices of lettuce and mini tomatoes. The spit is removed and placed in a large tub of icy water to cool it down. Her mouth is gaping open so Stacy puts an apple between her golden brown lips, and walks around her slowly so she can get a good look at the meat she is going to eat. When she gets to the ass end, she sees the pussy and it feels like it is calling out to her. "I want that pussy" she says pointing right at it.
Stacy got her pussy, Jeremy got one of her breasts, while the boys each got a thigh and split the remaining breast. As soon as Stacy takes a bite, her eyes roll into the back of her head and she moans hotly. "Wow, that is absolutely amazing" Everyone else agrees with this statement as they each take bites of their cuts of her meat. The eating only lasts about half an hour or so from that point.
It wasn't much longer, but long enough that the body is disposed of aside from some leg, Candace's mother gets home. "Candace, come help me with the groceries" she calls from inside the front door. "CANDACE" She calls louder. "Where's Candace?" she asks after Phineas comes inside to see her and give her a hug.
"I knew I forgot something" he says as he heads out to the backyard unnoticed by his mother who had peeked into the living room to see if Candace had been ignoring her, watching the tv.
Phineas gets to the front corner of the backyard and throws a few pieces leftover from the meat into a machine he and Ferb had made there. He flips it on and goes back to his mother while the machine does it's job. Candace steps back out of the machine, shaking her head and pressing a hand to it, dazed that she is standing there, but with all the memories of being cooked, having Jeremy see her and everything else.
She hears her mother inside talking to her brothers and rushes in, her breasts bouncing freely. "MOM you have to come outside, see what the boys have done this time. The boys, they cooked me and ate me for dinner" she says quickly without taking a breath. This is why their mother didn't get a chance to hear what was said.
She wasn't really paying attention either, just glaring angrily at her daughter. "CANDACE, WHAT are you doing? You can't run around here naked. You are busted, I raised you better than this, now go upstairs and get dressed your brothers made a good dinner for everyone, and you will not eat it naked as you are now. What if someone had seen you like that, the whole block would have something to say." As Candace stomps upstairs, she hears "And you are grounded for the rest of the week, being naked like that, what is this world coming to"
As Candace gets into her bedroom, she sees the sky darken briefly and a funnel cloud shoot from those clouds into the backyard. All of the things her brothers had done was blown away, the fire pit, the trees, even the extra picnic table she had been basted on, was blown away along with the cloning machine. She looked down into the back yard and sees that it looked exactly as it had when this whole thing was started.
20 minutes later, Candace, now fully clothed, is sitting at the dinner table with Stacy, Phineas, Ferb and their mother. Each of them had a thick cut of steak that, knowing where it came from, Candace could tell came from her left leg. Stacy leans to the side towards Candace and says "Thank you for dinner, this is the best steak i've ever had."
"Waid, Candace, did you help the boys cook this meal?" her mother asks her curiously as she takes a bite.
"We couldn't have done it without her, you might say she was the secret ingredient" Ferb responds in his british accent smiling.
"That's so sweet Candace" she says as she collects everyone's plates. "Now who wants some pie?"
Posted by hawkeye7513 6 years ago Report
Excellent story. Now to read the rest of your updates. Why are you posting so many at once?
Posted by wolfmeal 6 years ago Report
I once had a schedule of once a day, and got distracted from that so there's a lot of build up. I think what i'll be doing from now on, is once a week, so probably next monday i'll post a lot of backed up stories and get them all up as quick as I can.
Posted by Viobrando 6 years ago Report
Cute scene! Aside from some grammar stuff, it worked well as an episode-length script. I don't really know much about P&F, but I'd watch that ep~
Posted by wolfmeal 6 years ago Report
Nor do I, All i had to do was watch one episode to get their personalities down adn that's all i've ever seen
Posted by NonBinaryFuta 3 years ago Report
Great story, it felt like it could be part of the show.
Posted by Flanimal66 2 years ago Report
I love this! Would it be ok if I wrote a sequel to this? In this one she would be stew for Jeremy's birthday.