Lois Lane and Kara Zor-El sighed as they finished making all those pies, all eight hundred of them. "Phew... that was hard work" Lois said, wiping the light sweat from her brow, "but we're finally done! It would've taken my entire vacation to even get a tenth of these done so thanks for being my portable oven!" Kara, also known as Supergirl, laughed at that remark and smiled in satisfaction, "I'm glad I got to spend this time with you and all but why did you need to make so many pies?" she asked. Lois looked at her with a big grin, "It's a surprise! I'll tell you after you get Diana!" she said with glee. Kara couldn't help but giggle at Lois's enthusiasm, "Alright be back in a jiff!"
 
It was a lovely sunny summer afternoon at the Kent Family Farm; Lois had asked Ma and Pa Kent to spend her week off there, to which they both agreed as they'd been planning on visiting their son Clark and grandson Jon in Metropolis anyways and wanted someone to watch the farm for them. Lois was wearing a pair of black yoga pants with a blue t-shirt with a large Superman symbol and a pair of flip flops while Kara wore a light green midriff-baring shirt with matching shorts and pumps.
 
A few minutes passed before Kara returned with Diana Price, best known as Wonder Woman. The Amazonian Princess was wearing a beautiful white dress with accents of gold on its edges with her trusty bracelets shining bright on her wrists and a lovely pair of heels that matched her dress, her mere presence radiating elegance. "What's this 'surprise' Kara told about?" she asked, catching a glimpse at the mountain of pies and a whiff of their incredibly delicious aroma.
 
"We're gonna have a pie eating contest!" Lois exclaimed with joy as she ran back to the pile of pies and pointed at them with excitement. Kara and Diana looked at each other then at Lois and back at each other before bursting into laughter, much to Lois's confusion; "What's so funny?" she asked with her hands on her hips with a frown. "Oh nothing" Kara responded, "it's just...", "Just what?" Lois snapped, her words full of frustration and anger.
 
"Well... it's just... you're a human, that's all" Kara stated.
 
"Excuse me what? What does that matter?" Lois responded.
 
"You're a mere human", Diana said, "you really think you could actually stand against a Kryptonian and an Amazon in any contest?"
 
Lois's frown gave way to a smug smirk, "Oh trust me sister, you don't know the half of what I can do when it comes to a competition like this", her words now full of confidence and cockiness. Diana and Kara looked back at each other, their eyes both filled with the same determination and fire that engulfed Lois's as well. "You're on!" they both exclaimed, large grins crossing their faces.
 
A few more minutes passed, Diana helped Lois set up a table and bench outside while Kara flew in and brought out all the pies. "Alright ladies! It's finally time for the first ever Lois Lane vs Diana Prince vs Kara Zor-El eating contest!" Lois exclaimed, "Rules are simple: Eat as many pies as you can within one hour, you have to completely eat them so no crumbs left behind, no dropping or hiding any and no destroying them with your powers and that's it!" "Hmmmm... how about we make this interesting Lois?" Kara asked, a mischievous look on her face.
 
"Oh? How so?"
 
"Simple, let's make a bet!"
 
"A bet? Alright let's hear it."
 
"If either of us win this contest, you have to make us these pies whenever we want for a whole year!"
 
"And if I win, you two have to become my super servants for a whole year!"
 
Diana burst out into laughter, "You girls sure know how to make an Amazon fired up, alright I'll accept that bet." Both Kara and Lois smirked and nodded in agreement and all of them sat down, preparing for the contest at hand. Lois began the countdown, "3..." all the girls got into position, "2..." they had their arms hovering over their first pies, "1..." they all looked at one another, eyes burning with determination.
 
"GO!"
 
With that, the three beauties began their gorging; each of them tearing through pies like monsters. Each pie was like an explosion of flavor that Diana and Kara didn't expect but weren't truly surprised by, after all Mama Kent's Pies were the stuff of legend and Lois made them perfectly. Every bite made them want even more but, after about 5 minutes and 15 pies each, the two superheroines began feeling very very full while Lois continued through the pile like a starved animal. "What's wrong ladies?" Lois taunted after her 30th pie, "They too heavy and rich for you? I'm used to it so I can eat em all day!"
 
Not to be detered, Diana took her dress off and threw it aside; exposing a small food baby and leaving the Amazon in the nude as she returned for round two. Kara took her clothes off top, leaving her in her blue and red lace bra and panties as she too went back for more. Lois simply pushed her waistband down and let her rapidly expanding belly bulge out in all its glory. They all began eating even faster than before, especially Diana who refused to even think about the possibility of losing.
 
Unfortunately, Kara and Diana weren't anywhere near as used to eating such rich, fattening food so they soon began to slow down again while Lois just continued on. 45 minutes passed before Kara called it quits after her 145th pie, her swollen belly touching her knees. Thanks to her Kryptonian DNA, she wouldn't have to worry much about this affecting her waistline after it all digested but she would probably have to wear looser clothes for a while. "BUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPP!!!! Ooof... excuse me" she said, rubbing her massive, bubbling gut.
 
Diana and Lois paid her no mind, however, as they were locked in fierce compeition. With 5 minutes left, Lois had devoured 270 pies while Diana was trailing behind by a solid 60. As the last few minutes tickee by, the Amazonian Princess knew she had been defeated but accepted it with a smile and a massive belch. Lois Lane had finished the last remaining pies and grinned proudly as she had completely out-eaten two of the most powerful beings in the universe; Kara and Diana laid on their backs, their huge guts protruding up towards the sky. Lois's belly was much bigger than both of their bellies, she laying happily atop it like a big, soft, gurgling mattress.
 
"Oooof... I never thought -BOOOOOOORRRRRRRPPPP- I'd live to see the day I, the Princess of Themyscira, would be -UUURRRRRPPPP- bested by a mortal in anything. Reminds me of the feasts back home. BEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHH!!!! By the Gods; excuse me, that was a large belch."
 
"Yeah good on you Lois! Though... how are you gonna explain to Clark how you -UURRRRP- got so large?"
 
"Hehe between us girls, Clark secretly has a thing for big girls amd a week will be more than enough time to digest all this!"
 
Lois happily slapped her belly, causing it to rumble and gurgle ominiously. Lois felt the pressure build up more and more until...
 
"BWWWWWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!"
 
That behemoth of a belch caused a powerful earthquake that even worried Kara and Diana, who each quickly flew to the Kents' farmhouse to make sure it didn't topple over. The scent of blueberry spread all across the fields for miles around. After a few minutes, the explosion of gas began to die down and so did the earthquake. Diana and Kara simply looked on as Lois began laughing to herself, rubbing her giant gut.
 
"Now that's what I call a super burp after a super meal!"