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The world of cookies was alight with the spirit of competition. There was a Grand Championship soon to be underway and the excitement was palpable in every corner of the forest. Cookies trained hard in the hopes of one day receiving their invitation to the grand battle, and none was more confident in their skills than White Chocolate Cookie
 
As she trained deep in the forest with her rapier, practicing her flawless riposte, she was certain that no one would be able to stop her perfect parry and her deadly aim. She was a graceful dance of death on the battlefield, and she couldn't wait to show it off to the world. She was just waiting on her invitation to the Grand Championship to arrive.
 
And sure enough, as White Chocolate split her last target and made to sheathe her blade, she heard the galloping of something fast approaching. At first she thought it might've been her invitation, but then she saw the figure approach. Clad in glorious golden armor, it was a warrior on four hooved feet. Perhaps it was a test from the Grand Championship? Yes, surely by defeating this charging enemy she would prove her worthiness.
 
White Chocolate drew back her rapier and readied to riposte. Her foe trampled closer, and closer, and closer, until they were in striking distance! White Chocolate lashed out but her blade did not sink into the enemy, for her foe had leaped into the air directly above her. She only had a moment to gaze up in shock before a large equine behind came down on her
 
SPLAT
 
"Hihi! White Choc'late Cookie, I'm 'onored to tell ya you been chos'n!" Fig Cookie cheered as he landed on his target, "I'm 'ere to take ya to tha tournament!"
 
Fig Cookie lifted his rump up, showing that White Chocolate had been stuffed up to her hips into his asshole. With a giggle, Fig Cookie clenched his rectum and slurped White Chocolate all the way into his slimy bowels. Once the last of her disappeared into his ass, he let out a quick, earthy toot.
 
"Hihi, now we're off!"
 
And Fig Cookie dashed off into the forest, his bouncing gait doing a great job of making poor White Chocolate sick as she bounced around in his tight bowels. His eager pace despite his overburdened belly was a great indicator of how excited he was to be on his sacred mission. After all, he still had another cookie to round up for the greatest battle of the greatest tournament, and it wasn't long before he found Pistachio Cookie training in the woods.
 
Pistachio Cookie was quite unlike White Chocolate Cookie, and she had a very different approach when she saw the mysterious cookie charging right at her. She realized it was a foe, just as White Chocolate had thought, but instead of waiting for her enemy to come to her, Pistachio charged. She rushed like a warrior, battle cry on her lips. But before she could lower her spear to strike, Fig Cookie was upon her with an "interesting" approach to attacking.
 
He opened his mouth wide and before Pistachio could stop herself she was--
 
GULP
 
Swallowed hole and deposited straight into Fig Cookie's belly. He skidded to a halt and patted his gut,
 
"Pist'shio Cookie! You been chosen fo' tha-- URP" Fig belched, "'scuse me, hihi! You been chosen fo' tha Grand Championship! Now we're off!"
 
And he bounded away, not at all encumbered by his bloated belly. With both girls bouncing, and slowly churning, he made his way back to the sacred grove where the Millennium Tree was waiting for him. Calmly, and with a smile, the Millennium tree regarded Fig Cookie.
 
"Ah, my messenger, have you brought the champions?" He asked.
 
Fig cookie nodded, "Yes yes, hihi! I got em right 'ere!"
 
He turned and lifted his tail, letting out a rancid figgy fart. He grunted, straining, until his tight pucker opened wide and began to pass a fat fig-log that was littered with bits of armor. The massive turd slid out of his hole and coiled on the ground, breaking loose with one final fart. Fig Cookie was so exhausted from passing it that he could barely stand.
 
Millennium Tree examined the load and shook his head, "It seems neither of these are our champion..."
 
"Aw, 'm sorry sir!" Fig Cookie said, "They looked so strong!"
 
"It's okay Fig, I've got another few warriors for you to test..."
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Fig Cookie goes hunting for the next grand champion. It ends poorly. For them.

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