Birb Gas Fight
  "My newspaper is the better one!" "No, mine is better!" The atmosphere was quite tense at Mystia's stall. Both Aya and Hatate, Gensokyo's resident reporters, were arguing whose newspaper was the better one. They had consumed a lot of sake and it didn't take long until the tengus were completely drunk. "There's no doubt that the Bunbunmaru Newspaper is Gensokyo's most famous newspaper!" Aya stated. "No way, your newspaper is so unfashionable. The world needs a modern newspaper and that's exactly what the Kakashi Spirit News is!" Hatate exclaimed. The black-haired tengu was snickering as she heard that. "As if the newspaper of a shut-in can be so much better than the traditional variant. You're probably only dreaming that you're better than me!" "Says the person who fills all her articles with lies!" Aya's temperament rose at that statement.
 Meanwhile Mystia tried to continue her work but the two bickering tengu reporters disturbed her concentration. Such a volume level was actually nothing new to the night sparrow. She had had a few loud customers already, but Aya and Hatate ranked definitely in the list of the loudest. Mystia secretly hoped that they would leave soon. "This discussion won't end if we continue this way." Aya said. "We need an impartial judge. Hey you, night sparrow!" Hatate shouted at Mystia who slowly turned around to the two crow tengus. "Whose newspaper is the better one, mine or Aya's?" "Before you answer, you should think really well about how to decide or you will face serious consequences!" Aya threatened the night sparrow. "W-well…" "Yes?" The two drunk girls were waiting impatiently for Mystia's answer. The night sparrow was trembling and very scared. "I-I think both of them are equally good!" Mystia exclaimed. She was relieved at first, but got scared again as Aya and Hatate remained silent.
 "That wasn't helpful at all!" Hatate said. "We have to do something different so that she can judge who of us is better." Aya smirked. "Do you think of the same as me?" "Definitely!" The two crow tengus then stood up. Mystia was puzzled as she didn't understand what Aya and Hatate were talking about. Suddenly they walked outside and flew away with high speed. The night sparrow sighed with relief as the two drunkards left. "Finally they're gone. I have no idea what would have happened if they stayed longer." However, her joy was quickly clouded when she shortly went outside and saw that Aya and Hatate came back. They were transporting a big glass case which weighed far less than it looked like. After the two girls placed it on the ground they turned to the night sparrow. The tengus were grinning. "Well then, time to start!" Hatate yelled as she pulled out a long rope. Before Mystia could react, Aya was suddenly behind her and held her in place. "Hey, let me go!" the night sparrow screamed as she struggled, trying to free herself from the tengu's firm grip. "Don't thrash around so much, it will be over in a second." Aya whispered to Mystia. In the next moment Hatate tied up the night sparrow's arms and legs with the rope, completely immobilizing her. Aya then flew to the top of the glass chamber and tossed the tied girl into it before locking it. Mystia slammed to the floor like a stone. She then tried to sat up, but since she was tied up it wasn't that easy for her. After a while she finally managed it to sit up. "Let me out, you damn tengus!" the night sparrow shouted. But Aya and Hatate couldn't hear her because the glass case was completely soundproofed. They then unlocked two smaller openings next to the one Aya had locked a few seconds ago. As Mystia looked up to yell at the two reporters again, her eyes widened and she began to blush when she saw that they were taking off their skirts, revealing their panties to the trapped girl. Both of them were wearing white panties.
 "What… what are you two doing?" Mystia stuttered. The night sparrow was blushing more and more as she continued to stare at the butts of Aya and Hatate. "Since your answer wasn't helpful we came up with another way to decide who of us is better." Hatate said. "We will both fart into your glass prison. You will smell our gas and then you will decide who of us is stinkier and therefore better." Aya explained. Both then pulled down their panties and put their asscheeks into the holes, Aya into the right one and Hatate into the left one. "H-hold on a second! How does finding out who of you is more stinky help to decide whose newspaper is the better one?!" Mystia asked in panic. But the two tengus simply ignored the night sparrow and started the countdown.
 "3…"
 Mystia began to sweat.
 "2…"
 Now she was trembling.
 "1…"
 Seeing that she couldn't do anything to escape, the night sparrow did the only thing she could do right now: taking a deep breath and keeping her mouth closed.
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 Both Aya and Hatate farted at the same time the moment Mystia had closed her mouth. The gas was spreading rapidly in the glass chamber. "My farts are way more stinky than yours. There's no doubt that I will win!" Hatate stated.
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 Aya only smirked "Don't get cocky already, we have just started. And if you really think that your farts are the stinkiest then try to top this…"
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 Aya ripped out a huge fart. While the gas couldn't enter Mystia's body through her mouth, she instead inhaled it with her nose. The stench was really bad and the night sparrow already had tears in her eyes.
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 The two tengus continued to fill the glass case with their farts and Mystia who sat there and was unable to do anything had to endure the smelly torture. An enormous gas cloud had engulfed the night sparrow and it was so dense that the tied girl was barely visible inside her prison anymore. She herself couldn't see anything.
 Oh God! This smell is so disgusting! I really want to open my mouth and take a deep breath, but if I do this, I will feel worse than I am already! Mystia thought.
 Both Aya and Hatate were still full of drive and neither of the two was ready to give up. "I'm not going to win this if I'm letting out such weak farts. Looks like I have to pull out the heavy guns!" Hatate exclaimed. She then grabbed her asscheeks and pulled them apart.
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 Hatate ripped out two long and very wet farts. Their smell was even worse than the smell of the previous farts. "If you think you can win this with just a few wet farts, then you are wrong! I will show you what a true wet fart is!" Aya stated.
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 The glass case was vibrating as Aya let out a huge fart. Mystia was feeling worse and worse as the wet farts of the two tengus lowered the amount of oxygen inside her prison drastically.
 This probably can't get even worse… the night sparrow thought. But immediately after she finished her thought she heard the sound of something falling next to her on the ground. As Mystia turned her head to look what it was, her eyes widened when she realized that it was a pile of poop. "EWWWWWW!! SO DISGUSTING!" the night sparrow screamed. She then tried to move away from the turd but since she was tied up it was impossible. "Oops! Looks like I relaxed my body a little bit too much." Aya said while scratching her head. "Well, since I've already started I can finish pooping." The black-haired girl then pulled her asscheeks wide apart and began to push more brown mass out of her ass. Mystia had a disgusted look on her face as she watched how Aya continued to fill the glass case with her poop. "Hey, you're cheating!" Hatate pouted. "How so? We have never specified that pooping is not allowed." Aya stated while squeezing more turds out of her bowels.
 "Well, if that's the case…"
 Hatate then began to poop into the glass case as well. Mystia was taken by surprise as the poop of the brown-haired tengu crashed down next to the night sparrow who was nearly hit by the stinky turds. The tied girl began to panic as she was surrounded by a sea of poop. However Mystia froze in place when one of Hatate's turds landed on her head. "What have I done to deserve something like this?!" The night sparrow then tried to shake off the stinky mass. After a few minutes she managed to get it off her head. In the meantime, Aya and Hatate filled the glass case with so much poop that all of Mystia's legs and hips were engulfed by the poop, making it impossible for the night sparrow to move. And the two were far from finished. Whereas Aya pushed small piles out of her ass, Hatate pooped out one very long and continuous turd which was coiling on the other turds like a snake. Mystia could only watch with terror how her body was buried under the poop. After a while the two tengus stopped pooping and passed out. Only Mystia's head was sticking out of the sea of poop. "Thanks that it finally stopped." Mystia said with relief. But the relief was replaced by disgust as the night sparrow smelled the lingering stench again. As she continued to smell it she lost consciousness as well.
 "Urgh… my head…" It was morning already when Hatate woke up. She rubbed her head as she sat up. As the tengu opened her eyes she began to blush as she noticed that her panties were down at her feet. Hatate then hastily stood up and pulled her underwear up. "What the heck happened yesterday?!" As Hatate looked around and noticed Aya whose panties were near her feet too and Mystia who was unconscious and trapped in the two tengus' poop, she remembered what happened. "Looks like we overdid it a little bit too much." Hatate stated. She then picked up her skirt and put it on. After that she walked over to Aya. "Hey Aya, wake up." Hatate said. Aya opened her eyes and slowly sat up. The black-haired tengu then let out a yawn and stood up. "Good morning!" Aya exclaimed. She then noticed that Hatate was blushing heavily. "Uh, why are you so red?" "Haven't you noticed that you aren't wearing your panties?!" Hatate exclaimed. Hearing that Aya then looked down and realized that she really was showing off her bare pussy and ass. "Well, I'm not ashamed to walk around and show the world my body." Aya stated while placing her hands on her hips. "Just pull up your panties, you shameless tengu!" Hatate shouted as she became redder in her face. "Alright, alright." Aya muttered as she pulled up her white underwear. "Hard to believe that we had so much poop in our bodies." Aya said as she put on her skirt. "Do you think that she is alright?" Hatate asked while pointing at Mystia. "Don't worry, I think she is doing well." The night sparrow then was back in consciousness. "Look, she wakes up." Mystia's vision was still blurred as she opened her eyes. The only thing she could see was the color brown. When she could see clearly again she freaked out when she noticed that she was still sitting in tengu poop. "I-I'm still trapped in this stinky hell?!" "Come on, don't make such a big deal about it." Aya said. "Yeah, the smell can't be that bad." Hatate added. "Shut up you damn tengus! Now get me out of here!" Aya and Hatate then looked briefly at each other.
 "Hey, do you want to pull her out of there?" Aya asked with a whispering voice. "No way. This might be our poop she is sitting in, but that doesn't make it any more hygienic." Hatate whispered back. "Let's get away from here." "I've heard that!" Mystia yelled. "No way you're going and leave me alone! Did you already forget why you two were torturing me with your poop?" Hearing that the two tengus thought about why they locked the night sparrow into the glass chamber and used it as a toilet. "I can't remember why we did this. Have you an idea, Aya?" "No, I don't know. This is probably the fault of the alcohol." "Are… ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" Mystia shouted angrily. "You two stuffed me into this prison and filled it with your poop. I then should decide who of you is the stinkier person and the newspaper of said person would be the better one!" There was a long pause after Mystia's explanation.
 "No way that we did something so disgusting just to decide whose newspaper is better." Hatate stated. "I think it is already impossible for her to tell whose poop smells worse. Let us call it a Draw and return to Youkai Mountain." Aya responded. "Yeah, you're right. Let's go!" The two tengus rose into the air and flew back to Youkai Mountain. Despite the distance they could still hear a bit of Mystia's yelling. "I can't believe what I just heard! Come immediately back you unhygienic birds!" But Aya and Hatate didn't hear the last part and were already out of the night sparrow's sight. "Even if I ever get out of here… I will forever smell of tengu poop." Mystia whined having already given up the hope that somebody would pass by and help her getting out of her smelly prison.