The City’s Savior 1
 
 
Jeez these criminals are getting bad… no matter, I am Videl! Sworn protector or Satan City. Although I could try and lose a bit of belly fat before taking crime fighting super seriously, hehe. I guess it’s time to go home now, “GUUUURRRG” before my stomach kills me.
“Tomorrow is the big day, we take this city for ourselves and get rid of anyone who stands in our way!”
What the- is he talking about taking over my city?? Stop right there criminal scum! Nobody is taking over my- BUUUUUUURP- city…
“Hold on, I’ll call you right back. I take it that you’re Mr. Satan’s daughter aren’t you?”
So what if I am, what is it to you, and what was that phone call about huh? Are you trying to overthrow my city?
“Well I was just wondering why the world champion's daughter has the stomach of a woman who is 12 months pregnant!”
It’s just belly fat and nothing more… anyway, what the hell are you planning? Just so you know, you’re not getting away- Guuuurgle…
“Can you shut that “thing” up. Your own stomach is as loud as you are. Now if you excuse me.”
I said YOU'RE NOT LEAVING!!! “As Videl charges at the man with her large belly, she tackles him to the ground with a loud thud.”
“What the hell is your problem?! It feels like you’re suffocating me down here!”
Good, you’re lucky that I didn’t sit on you instead!
“Hey hey, let’s make a deal here. You give me that fancy lookin jewel in you belly button, and I may consider telling my boys to back of on the whole hostile takeover, so deal?...”
NOT A CHANCE, this jewel is the only thing saving you right now and taking it would mean you instant demise.
“What do you mean by that huh? Will it trigger some kind of nuclear bomb or whatever? Or summon your dad out of nowhere to come kick my ass!
Just shut up and stay still under me until the cops arrive -GUUUUUURGLE-.
“Now that I’ve been under you, I just now realize how sweaty you are. Not to mention you barely have any clothes on to begin with. How hot is it to you, you fat cow?!”
I said SHUT UP, you’re really starting to annoy me!
“What’s wrong gonna cry? (just need to keep moving that jewel around and it’s mine, just need to keep her distracted).
YOU KNOW WHAT, FINE. “Videl picks herself up and picks the man up as well”. You want the jewel, take it. Just reach in my belly button and take it.
“Well if you say so. I knew you’d come around dollface.”
“As the man reaches for the jewel Videl sucks it in, forcing the man to put his hand inside of her bellybutton”.
“What the hell? Where’s the jewel, and how the fuck is my whole hand in there?”
I told you that the jewel was saving you. “Videl begins to suck the man inside of her voracious bellybutton without mercy.”
“WHAT THE HE-MPHHHF....”
That’ll shut you up, Now slide in and stop struggling- BUUUUURP!!! Oh my this feels so good! Why did I stop catching criminals this way?!
“Videl’s sweaty belly button sucked in his body within a matter of seconds and he was gone. The only thing that remained of the man was his phone on the ground.”
Oh my goodness, okay. Now it’s time to head ho- “RING RING!”. His phone? Hello?
“Who is this, and where is Mitch?”
Mitch is spending a little time in my personal jal cell right -BUUUUUUURRRRP- now. If you want him, feel free to come and get him. I am still hungry…
“Videl’s massive sweaty belly squirmed and thrived and gurgled about while she was on the phone.”
“Whatever, didn’t really need him. Nothing's gonna stop what is to come and you most certainly are not going to stop us!”
That’s what you think uhhh, LOSER! “BEEP”.
“As Videl swallows the phone whole, the police finally arrive.”
“Miss Videl is everything alright? You seem a bit exhausted, and Pregnant?”
This is nothing to worry about, It was just lunch- BUUURP! A very noisy, rude, and ugly lunch…
“Sorry to hear that, uhhh where’s the criminal at though? Isn’t that what the call was about?”
It was but unfortunately he- GUUUURRR- got away?... No matter, I gonna head off now BUUUUURRRP. Got a city to save ya know.
“Of course, stay safe Videl! Hey John, you notice how we haven’t arrested any criminal that Videl has caught yet or is that just me?”
“Might just be you Tim.”
I guess it’s time to pay your little gang a visit. I am getting hungry again and why not stop for seconds!
“As Videl’s belly continued to rumble and slosh about as she walked through the streets trying to find her next target. She realizes that her stomach has already stopped moving and has begun digestion.”
Done already- BUUUUURP. Pathetic criminal scum. Maybe next time don’t try and take my city.