In the grocery store
 
Story Tags: F/m, Consensual, Penectomy, Castration, Nullification, Cooking Prep, Cannibalism, Romance
 
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He heard about this grocery store for a long time. This supermarket's remarkable thing are all these different products from around the world straight on the spot. Argentinean beef fillet, sushi prepared in the authentic Japanese way, crocodile meat, and shark from sustainable breeding or catch, just to name a few examples. Fruit and vegetable department, spices, and different baked goods are also available. Still, not to forget the thoroughly prepared spirits department with the finest wines and whiskey you can imagine. No matter what dish you were trying to cook, here you will find all you need to prepare it accurately and in a tasty way.
 
After work, he changed his clothes at home, got into the car, and drove to the store. The parking lot was so crowded that he had to stand a few train stations away. He heard from friends who were on vacation in Spain a few weeks ago that bull testicles taste very good with wine and prepared in the Spanish way. Hoping to find bull testicles of a decent size, he went through to the meat department.
 
Behind the counter, a young, attractive woman was cutting sausage with the slicer. He looked at her extensively, which seemed to catch her eye. His gaze wandered along the entire front of the shop window glass until his gaze finally stopped at something strange and yet familiar.
 
"No, it can never be," he thought to himself. The charming saleswoman with the long and curly blonde hair noticed the only customer's suspicious look in front of the meat counter.
 
"Sir, can I help you?" she asked him.
 
"Um, honestly, I don't know," he replied, although she had ripped him out of his dreams.
 
"You look so skeptical," she asked him while looking at him slowly from top to bottom just as she was looking for something unique. Except for the fact that he was looking at the meat he had picked up directly on the spot, nothing special caught her eye. "Are you looking for something in particular?"
 
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"Yes.", he replied with a quiet voice, "I've heard that bull testicles taste delicious." The customer thought about it again and saw the questioning look on the face of the saleswoman. After a brief moment, he asked: "Do you have bull testicles for sale today?"
 
"Unfortunately, I sold the last bull testicles to an elderly couple an hour ago," She winked at him, "You know. For that extra spark of luck in bed."
 
"Oh, too bad. I had been looking forward to it all day," he mumbled a bit sadly.
 
Hoping to improve her customer's mood, she asked, "Maybe I can interest you in something comparable?" She had a short flashback about her first day's topic: The customer is king, and a disappointed customer will never return. And a customer who never comes back is a lost customer.
 
He pondered briefly and replied, "What did you have in mind, my young lady?
 
"Well, you have probably already seen that we also sell locally provided meat from volunteers," Her face brightened up, and she suggested, "Perhaps I can offer you some of it?"
 
At first, he didn't know what she meant. To see where the saleswoman was pointing, he leaned forward and read the labels. "Everything fresh from humans" From penis to liver, the full program was on sale. "Never is it allowed," were the first thoughts that came to his mind. It seemed as someone wanted to be funny and play a prank.
 
"Why are you selling human flesh here?" he asked shyly.
 
"Well, why not?" She raises an eyebrow.
 
 
"Well, I guess it's forbidden... No, not maybe... It is forbidden!"
 
"Yes, you are right. The illegal sale of human flesh is actually illegal. But all the meat provided comes from voluntary donors," she tried to explain.
 
He shook his head in disbelief, "Holy crap."
 
"Do you honestly believe we'd be in business so long? Even the Food Administration knows about it. Everything is legal," she tried to reassure him.
 
For a quick moment, he let the message settle, but then he asked straightforward, "But what do the so-called donors get out of it?"
 
"Well, we buy the meat and pay the donors fair and square. To cover our own expenses, we add a surcharge and sell it legally." She looked at him directly in his eyes. "Can I interest you in this pair of testicles? I know: It doesn't match the size of testicles you want, but it tastes even better," she tried her best to make the deal.
 
When the saleswoman made the offer, a customer at about 25 years came to the meat counter. With long blonde hair, a shapely waist, and a filled C-cup, she corresponded to the woman of his dreams, which he had seen in films and on television or on billboards. In recent years, he has realized with regret that the ideal of beauty for growing women has turned out badly. Anorexia, extreme fitness mania, and overweight are the extremes that are becoming the norm.
 
"Hello, my wonderful woman!" the saleswoman greeted the freshly arrived customer. After the male customer did not respond to the offer and looked somewhat lost in thought at the new customer, she continued her conversation with the customer. "How can I help you, Miss?"
 
"Hi, my friends invited me to a barbecue party tonight." The blonde woman said with a calm voice. "Unfortunately, I am a bit cheeky from time to time and announced to show up with a decent set of penis and testicles." Her eyes wander through the counter until she added, "My last hope I have placed in you."
 
"ah, I understand. I offered this set of penis and testicles to the gentleman in front of you," the saleswoman pointed her hand at him, "They are maybe not the most significant parts, but I am sure they will taste all the better."
 
"Oh. And again, I'm unlucky." She tried to suppress her, crying, "Now I'm sure my friends will laugh at me. But like they say: You take what you can get."
 
This wasn't unseen by the male customer. "Holy crap, in this state, she kinda looks adorable," he whispered to himself. His penis, 12 centimeters long in a flaccid state in his underpants, straightened up and reached almost 25 centimeters in full erection. Also, his extraordinary set of testicles made the bulge even bigger.
 
The forming tent did not go unnoticed by the saleswoman. Her eyes became more prominent, and on her cheek, she blushed. Suddenly her gaze wandered from his pants directly to his eyes. As the saleswoman began to smirk, she stared at the saleswoman in confusion.
 
"What do you find so funny?" The female customer asked the salesgirl.
 
"Well, as I just saw, we might get some fresh merchandise. And in my opinion, even the stately set of genitals you requested!" The saleswoman replied, smiling.
 
The female customer looked around and reviewed the other customer thoroughly from top to bottom. Oh, he honestly doesn't look bad, she thought to herself. When she looked at his trousers, she recognized a significant bulge and looked passionately into the guy's eyes. Full of longing for a relationship, she realized that she could easily imagine the guy as a friend. Unfortunately, since the experience with her ex-boyfriend, she is absolutely not into penis in vagina sex.
 
Before her former partner raped her, she was into sex in all kinds of positions. Since then, she has been linking penises as a potential threat.
 
After this event, she considered only women or men without a penis to be her imaginable partners. Immediately, the sparse availability of guys free from cock and balls comes to her mind. At that moment, she had to think briefly about her ex-boyfriend and that he can never again do something terrible to a woman. She had seen to that the night she broke up with him. To release him from his drives, only the complete removal of masculinity came to her mind. To tie him to the bed in a drunken state was no problem. She enjoyed slowly undressing him and tying his genitals directly at the base. Then she cut off his penis and testicles with a knife close to the band. In the kitchen, she breaded the genitals and fried them like cutlets.
 
Gradually the customer realized the demanding and suggestive looks of both the saleswoman and the customer. Realizing that the saleswoman meant his genitals made his penis one hundred percent erect. At that moment, he blushed on his face, and shamefully avoided the looks by looking at the floor. However, he asked himself the question of how the customer would prepare his cock and testicles. There are different ways to make a barbecue. When his wife was still alive, he sometimes had the idea of giving her a special present for her wedding day and prepare his penis as a meal. At that moment, it surprised him to find that this idea still excites him.
 
"May I see it?" The young lady interrupted him with a pout in the middle of the thought process. "Please."
 
Hesitantly, he looked around and spotted the saleswoman nodding benevolently. Surprisingly, he found the customer with the plump lips, shapely breasts, and a first-class figure with a pout more attractive than she already was. He couldn't resist this unusual request and pulled his pants down, faltering and gazing with a big smile on his face at the immense curvature of which he is proud, in his underpants.
 
Oh, that looks promising, thought both the saleswoman and the customer at sight.
 
Both looked at him with big eyes and a bright smile he had never seen before. And yet he was not at ease with the situation. On the one hand, he found the situation very erotic and attractive. On the other hand, he did not want to expose himself to the store to people he did not know. Too great the fear that people who might know him privately might appear and see him naked in front of the meat counter in the supermarket. After some time of doing nothing, he noticed the intense looks but still couldn't decide.
 
As if the customer registered his insecurity, she came closer and reached into his underpants with her hand. Gently she massaged the already stiff penis.
 
In his thoughts, the customer asked himself again the question of where this should lead to now. While the saleswoman guided him and the customer behind the counter, he felt queasy in his stomach.
 
Without waiting for his decision, the saleswoman approached him and pulled down his underpants.
 
He tried, in vain, to clear his throat. But it failed, and he swallowed hard as if he had a frog stuck in his throat.
 
Surprisingly, he grinned. It seemed as if he realized what the pleasing customer was about to try.
 
"He looks so easy to bite," the female customer muttered to herself. As her gaze wandered from the penis to the customer's face, she asked quietly, "Is this magnificent specimen, including the testicles, for sale, sir?
 
"Not really," the customer replied hesitantly. You could tell how the customer seemed to consider his words.
 
"It's a pity, but as they say: Actually, it expresses insecurity," the customer remarked. While both spoke with each other, the saleswoman led him with a firm grip to a cleaning table, which has a certain similarity to a washbasin. She held his erect penis with her left hand, and with her right hand, she reached into a container with thick gloves. What he did not know is that these are temperature resistant. She left the water at a temperature between boiling hot and lukewarm to not disturb the two clients. Finally, she hoped that the customer's persuasion would lead to the successful sale of an impressive set of male genitalia. Every day she went to work with a joyful feeling, hoping that an attractive young man would come and offer his manhood for sale. That these freshly prepared tastes first class, she could confirm with a friend a few months ago.
 
"So how can I convince you?" asked the beautiful customer confidently.
 
"I find the idea of offering a beautiful woman like you my penis or testicles appealing," he began, while the saleswoman started to clean his wet penis with a gentle brush. According to the instructions of her boss, this is the most essential step. After all, they only allow it to sell goods of excellent quality hygienically. "Also, the thought of how they prepare and eat my manhood is very erotic. But I find the situation that parts of my body are no longer on my body or even end up as barbecue strange," continues the guy.
 
"I understand," remarked Lea, the female customer, again forming a pout with her lips and seemed to consider new possibilities.
 
Crap, he thought, now she certainly has another suggestion or asks him how he would like to see his willy prepared. And exactly in such a way it came.
 
"Dear sir, which idea do you find adequate to lose your penis? Or better asked: In which dish could you imagine your penis and testicles," Lea asked the question demandingly. "Now, I am curious to hear your answer." She smiled mischievously.
 
Meanwhile, the saleswoman had convinced herself of the hygiene, turned off the tap, and took off her gloves. With her left hand, she still held his penis and pulled it towards a strange-looking device. This device had a hole in the middle for the penis about 10 cm big. And a button to press on the right side. Slowly she inserted his penis.
 
"Well, I am a big fan of finger food or fast food. A penis can certainly be adequately prepared in this form. Of course, I don't mean 0815 recipes. It can be more elegant or luxurious. Club sandwiches, for example, are timeless classics. Provided you arrange them in style."
 
The cashier made sure that she directly placed the groin base against the machine and quickly pressed the button, causing the engine to beep briefly after about 5 seconds. She then pulled the man slightly away from the device. A completely tied penis and testicles appeared. The later separation mark was clearly visible.
 
"Mhm, the idea sounds delicious,? stated Lea, and continued, while looking the dude in his eyes, ?For that, I would even be willing to give up my barbecue and would love to spend the evening with you. Logically, we need the ingredients for the club sandwiches. Let's buy the meat first. Would you allow me to put your penis with the testicles in the shopping basket?"
 
The saleswoman took this as a keyword and led the man to a similar-looking machine with a two-part construction. With an observing glaze, the female customer followed the two the whole time. The saleswoman unfolded the top of the device. It was clear that the hole, which was visible even when closed, was something similar to a negative mold for male genitalia. It was possible to see the recess accurately for penises of different sizes. Directly next to it, an indentation for the testicles is visible.
 
"Afterwards, we will buy the remaining ingredients, and then you will come directly to my home. What do you think about that?" Lea asked him.
 
Apparently, he was not prepared for this answer. His face looked like a figure from Madame Tussauds, completely frozen. He did not know if he wanted to respond to the suggestion since he enjoyed sexual intercourse with women to a great extent. Unfortunately, he lost his wife in a traffic accident a year ago and has not been interested in sex since. He did not want to break his vow of loyalty to his wife.
 
Without waiting for a reaction from the two of them, the saleswoman put the customer's penis together with the testicles into the negative form. After she closed the machine and adjusted the airtight shutter to his penis diameter and ligaments, she pressed a button, and they could hear a quiet compressor sucking air from inside the machine. This made it possible to supply the penis with even more blood, just like a penis pump. Since the sale was by the gram, the goal was to achieve the most tremendous possible volume and weight of the genitals.
 
When the customer is more aroused by the penis pump, he doesn't notice how the saleswoman looked at him expectantly with a questioning look in his eyes.
 
"Well. I don't want to interrupt you two or put you both in a hurry, but there are other interested parties in front of the counter that I have to serve. Please decide quickly." Said the saleswoman. And actually, there were about 10 other customers in front of the counter. Where did they come from so quickly, the customer asked himself. He looked at the customer and saw a smile form on her face. At that very moment, she led her hand to another button, winked at the customer, and pressed the button. A slight hum could be heard from the machine.
 
Since the ligature was tied, the customer was unable to feel his penis or testicles. Therefore, he did not notice how cutting blades rotated around his manhood and slowly decreased the distance until they cut his flesh. The entire cutting process took about 15 seconds. Shortly before the end, the customer yelped quietly in pain. Due to the red-hot cutting blades, the incision was cauterized entirely. He sounded as if he had been burned on a hotplate. The female customer and the saleswoman nodded to each other because there wasn't any blood and a beautifully clean cut was the result.
 
The eyes of the customer became noticeably larger. At the moment when he noticed the absence of his sexual organs, he gulped heavily. In the place where his enormous privates hung, only a tiny red circle remained around his urethra.
 
The customer alternately looked at him and the slightly grinning saleswoman. This was the joy of seeing the customer's genitals being successfully cut off. When the machine opened automatically, and the severed genitals came out, a light red tone formed on the customer's cheeks. She took a deep breath and bent over to the recess where the masculinity lay. She had succeeded in preserving the complete erection. At the place where the penis had previously been connected to the body, the perfect separation mark was visible.
 
"Why aren't you bleeding?" Asked the client and added, "By the way, my name is Lea."
 
"I'm Sean. That's an interesting question," said the customer, shrugging his shoulders.
 
"The machine automatically obliterates the separation area. After all, the dispenser should carry out its actual work with no problems after the donation. A delay because of the healing process or a stay in hospital is not conducive to this," explained the saleswoman, looking at the gigantic penis and adding: "It's almost a pity for this magnificent specimen. The ladies in the erotic department could have made a magnificent dildo or vibrator from your penis. It would also have been possible to have it preserved as a real dildo".
 
Sean felt relief as he had been in the erotic department only a few weeks ago and is the proud owner of his personal dildo. He liked the aesthetics in particular.
 
"Instead, you made this young woman happy and let her have her penis with the testicles," laughed the saleswoman.
 
"Thank you," whispered Lea into the customer's ear. "Shall we buy the rest and go to my place? I can hardly wait."
 
"Okay," he remarked, visibly disappointed that he had not yet decided whether he could agree to such a radical idea.
 
"Excuse me," Lea noticed the depressed undertone in Sean's voice, "You looked a little horny, and I don't let penises into me. And I saw this as the best opportunity to make that clear," the customer noticed the depressed undertone in the customer's voice.
 
What Lea could not know is that he is attracted to dominant women. For this reason, he was looking forward to the rest of the day and how his masculinity would taste.
 
After the saleswoman packed his manhood in a transparent foil, they thanked the saleswoman and left the counter. As the saleswoman said, there were several customers lined up in front of the counter. Most of them were young, lightly dressed women. Among them, he recognized two of his ex-girlfriends, who are now together. He discovered the smiles on their faces by saying that they had witnessed the entire process of removing his masculinity. Finally, he blushed even more.
 
The cute customer took the packaged genitals off the counter, put them in a shopping basket, and left the area behind the counter. After walking for a few meters, she stopped. Sean noticed the waiting Lea and followed her. As he passed his ex-girlfriends, they turned to him and hugged him. Both reached into his crotch with their hand and touched the area.
 
"I think you did everything right. Even then, I considered taking that penis away from you, but I was too shy," whispered the one brunette with the short hair in his ear. "Enjoy this one," the other.
 
After they both let go of him, he went to the waiting customer.
 
"Have a nice day and goodbye," shouted the saleswoman behind the meat counter. "Wait a moment! You've forgotten your clothes," the clerk alerted the two customers.
 
With reddened cheeks and a bashful smile on his face, the naked shopper returned to the counter. There the saleswoman waited with the customer's clothes in her hand. After grabbing them, he looked deep into the saleswoman's sparkling eyes. It seemed as if she intended to keep his genitals and eat them for herself.
 
As he didn't want his particular customer to wait too long, he turned around and went back to her. He noticed that she had put a small package of chicken breast strips and bacon in the basket. Lea saw the jealous looks of the other shoppers and the saleswoman and held the basket tighter. She sought contact with the customer with her free hand and directed him through the aisles with a firm grip.
 
First, the way to the missing ingredients led her to the bakery department. Everywhere were packed baked goods, like, for example, most diverse bread sorts or cakes to find. As in the meat department, there was also a fresh food counter where the goods were freshly prepared. They were actually about to put a pre-packed sandwich toast in their shopping basket when they heard a timid female voice apparently talking to them.
 
"Excuse me, can I help you?" The quiet voice repeated her question. Both customers hesitantly turned around and saw a redheaded woman their age.
 
They went to the counter and enjoyed the smell of fresh bread. Arriving there, Lea replied: "With pleasure!"
 
"What can I offer you oven-warm," asked the woman while her gaze fell toward the shopping basket, and she immediately recognized the striking masculinity. Shocked by the unexpected sight, she looked both of them alternately in the eyes.
 
"We want to prepare club sandwiches with fresh penis and testicles today," the cute customer replied to the baker, who was running red. She wondered how often customers with a packed penis and testicles in a shopping basket would strut through the aisles and continue shopping.
 
"I understand," the baker considered the best options for a good sandwich and offered: "Maybe you want some juicy, soft sandwich toast made from wheat, which was taken out of the oven 30 minutes ago and is oven-fresh," the baker made the offer.
 
The baker's wandering look struck the customer. It seemed as if she imagined what it looked like in the genital area. For a brief moment, he thought about dropping his pants.
 
"Gladly. We'll take about 500 grams of your toast, please," Lea said to the baker and in his direction: "Go on! Show her what you've got, tiger!"
 
After this request, he dropped his pants and exposed his crotch. In his thoughts, he reached the transition period when his wife had died, and he needed the comforting warm feeling around his penis. He discovered that the uncut sandwich toast's penetration provided a similarly pleasant plump sensation as the actual penetration of a vagina. Besides, the fine-grain stimulated his penis as if he was working himself with a soft cloth.
 
His hands slid down his body and massaged the spot where his gigantic penis was an hour ago. As the inner excitement grew, he wondered why he was even in clothes at all in this store where he donated the most essential part of his body in front of strange customers. He decided to undress completely, and hoping Lea had found a parking space near the supermarket, he threw the clothes into a trash can.
 
The baker packed the fresh sandwich toast, weighed it on kitchen scales, and stuck the packaging's final price. She then went to the customer, put the toast in the shopping basket, and massaged his cut-off penis through the wrapping.
 
"Thank you! Unfortunately, we have to go and buy the other ingredients. I'm hungry," Lea thanked the baker.
 
"Thank you for shopping, and I wish you a good appetite. Please enjoy your meal. This opportunity doesn't come along very often in life," the baker said to the customers.
 
Next, they headed for the fruit and vegetable department. Both went hand in hand through the store and attracted a lot of attention. Because of his nakedness, the man lured the most attention. For reasons, he could not explain, about 90 percent of the customers were female, about 16 to 35 years old and sporty to slim. At first, the man was uncomfortable with this, but he quickly got used to the sight. Yes, it seemed as if he enjoyed the looks. Some women he found incredibly beautiful and wanted to look at his crotch, he presented his lack of sexual organs with self-confidence. Now and then, he heard a giggle from mostly teenagers in passing.
 
In the fruit and vegetable department, they put two cucumbers, a package of gherkins, a box of boiled eggs, six medium-sized tomatoes, and large iceberg lettuce in the shopping basket.
 
Then they went to the well-attended spice department and put salt, pepper, lemon juice, mustard, mayonnaise, and olive oil in the basket. Several customers looked in the hope of inspiration for cooking into the shopping basket of the two customers.
 
"Excuse me," a blonde woman about 35 years old touched his Lea, "how do you prepare the genitals?"
 
Irritated, Lea looked her in the eyes and replied: "We were going to prepare club sandwiches."
 
"But why waste the gigantic penis and testicles in a club sandwich?" The customer asked again, but this time more curious.
 
"That's what I asked myself at first," said Lea and added while shrugging her shoulders, "Actually, I was looking for a massive penis for a barbecue with friends tonight."
 
"Isn't that the idea?!" The woman said. "If you show up at a BBQ with this enormous penis, you will be the envy of your friends."
 
"Hey, the club sandwich idea came from me," the customer replied proudly, but with a defiant tone in his voice.
 
"But given the size of your penis and testicles, why not try both variations?" Suggested the young lady with an enthusiastic undertone.
 
"We'll see," Lea tried to calm her down. The customer said goodbye, and Lea went to the checkout with the customer. Since she didn't have a car, she hoped the customer had one and got a place in the parking lot. Finally, he had gotten rid of his clothes, and she was not sure if he would agree to a train ride without clothes.
 
At the cash register sat a very young-looking woman, perhaps 16 years old. Sean imagined a temp for the checkout just like that.
 
Lea put the things from the shopping basket on the assembly line. The customer in front of them had paid and put her shopping in his pockets. As soon as she marched to the door, the conveyor belt started to move, and the cashiers started scanning the individual groceries. Each scanned item was confirmed by a beeping sound. When she saw the packaged manhood lying in front of her, she was initially startled and looked at the two customers in disbelief. After a few seconds, she looked at the man's crotch, and she smiled first at him and then at Lea. She winked at the cashier. As a result, the cashier took the packaged man in her hand and leaned against the microphone.
 
"I can't scan a human penis or testicles at checkout 1. Could you give me the price for this, please?" She said into the microphone, which could be heard throughout the store.
 
"I'm so sorry. It's my first day. I guess I picked the wrong microphone," the cashier was close to crying and tried her best to apologize, "I just wanted to speak to a colleague."
 
A colleague who is probably her supervisor came running to the cashier.
 
"Melanie! You can't do this to our donors," she rebuked the cashier. "I'm very sorry. As an apology from the house, we'll gift you the entire purchase and a voucher for the next one," the boss offered to Lea and Sean after several customers looked at the checkout counter 1 with amazement. They thanked her, packed the shopping in their bags, and went to the exit.
 
Sean looked her in the eyes and asked shyly, "Where is your car?"
 
"Oh, the moment you took off your clothes, I thought you had a vehicle. For me, a car in the city isn?t worth the cost," Lea replied.
 
"Then, I guess we must take the train to your place," the customer sighed.
 
"Oh, we'll manage that together," said Lea, grabbed his hand, and walked with him to the full train station 250 meters away. Once there, they realized that the next train would arrive in ten minutes. Men looked at his groin and immediately looked scared in another direction. Women and young girls, however, looked with interest at the empty area.
 
When the train pulled in, and the two got on, they sat straight down on an empty seat. When Lea noticed how the looks became uncomfortable for Sean over time, she put a hand in his genital area and covered the view for strangers. With the other hand, she pulled her skirt up so that everyone could see her vagina.
 
At her stop, they got off the bus and walked the last few meters. The moment they entered her apartment, she got rid of her clothes and pulled Sean into the kitchen.
 
When he arrived in the kitchen, he unpacked the shopping bag onto the kitchen counter.
 
"Thanks again for giving me your penis and testicles. I'll never forget this," Lea said, winking directly into his face while handling a medium-sized frying pan.
 
"I'm a little curious to see what it will taste like," he replied.
 
Both prepared the kitchen for preparing club sandwiches. Lea stirred the mayonnaise in a bowl with the mustard and added some pepper and salt for the taste. Meanwhile, Sean put six toasts in the toaster and cut the salad into small strips. The tomatoes and boiled eggs he cut into thin slices. Lea took the salad strips and mixed them with the sauce mix.
 
"Remember the last customer in the supermarket," he asked Lea at the moment the toasts jumped out of the toaster.
 
"What do you think?" Lea replied irritated. She put four toasts on the kitchen plate and covered them with the salad mix.
 
"I think she was right. It would be selfish of me just to realize my idea. Let's just use the testicles for the club sandwich and go to your friends' barbecue later," suggested Sean.
 
"Do you think what I think?" Lea asked with a big grin on her face.
 
"Yes. My...I mean...we can barbecue and eat the penis there. It will surely surprise the others when they see me," he grinned.
 
"For sure. My friends will like you, I'm sure they will!" Lea said when she had to choose between the bacon and the chicken breast strips.
 
She concluded that the only meat for the club sandwiches should be the two testicles and the bacon. Sean sat down on a chair in front of the counter and enjoyed the sight. Lea grabbed the testicles and first cut one with a sharp knife into thin slices. Then she looked into his eyes and winked at him as she put them into the prepared hot pan. It hissed briefly. After about five seconds, she turned the slices over and took them off the pan after another five seconds. She placed the briefly fried testicular pieces on two toasts. Then she took two toasts and put them with the salad side on top. She heated the other testicle for one minute in the microwave.
 
In the meantime, she put the tomato and salad strips on the two toasts. After the gong, she took the cooked testicle out of the microwave, cut it into thin slices, and placed them on the toast. She briefly peppered the unfinished sandwich before placing the last two toasts on top. With a sharp knife, she cut both sandwiches diagonally and placed them on a plate. She mixed the rest of the lettuce, egg, tomato in a bowl and put a little bit of each on the plate as a side dish.
 
Sean walked up to Lea, slowly approached, and kissed her. They kissed for a while before he ended the kiss with the words, "That looks delicious!"
 
He took the two plates, and they went to the dining table where they enjoyed the club sandwiches.
 
Afterward, they got dressed, he put on her ex-boyfriend's clothes, and together with the wrapped penis, they went to their friends. Once there, Lea introduced Sean to each of them as her new boyfriend, which he clearly liked.
 
"And Lea, have you found your giant wiener?" joked Robin, her best friend.
 
"Indeed," Lea replied dryly and lied, "Sean gave me his genitals as a proof of love!"
 
Her hand moved towards Sean's crotch, which Robin did not go unnoticed.
 
"No way!" said Robin incredulously.
 
Lea reached into her bag and put the packed penis on the table around which her friends had stood. They all froze for a moment, with the men looking away quickly and the women, who are the girlfriends of some of those present men, looking interested.
 
"I'd like to do that now too." Rachel sighed and looked at her friend Thomas. But he only shook his head.
 
After some time, Robin started with the grilling and put the grilled meat on the grill. After it was well browned, she carefully put the penis on the grill. The meat was cooked through and was put on a plate. Special attention was paid to the penis as it was always fried briefly and then turned for the best possible tan. The penis was also placed on a plate, which Lea took immediately.
 
"May I see it?" asked Robin. She didn't have to ask Sean for long because, within a few moments, he looked down his pants and presented his empty genital area full of confidence. When Robin noticed the actual lack of masculinity, she swallowed hard and came closer with her face for a closer look. Just before the genital area, she jumped forward and kissed the spot where his enormous penis was.
 
Lea pulled him laughing to her seats, where she cut the fried penis into two equal parts. As with a typical sausage, she put both halves of the penis into one hot dog bun each. She sprinkled some mustard and ketchup on it and garnished the hot dogs with gherkins and fried onions. They ate the hot dog slowly and enjoyed the moment.
 
After they finished the meal, they kissed for the rest of the evening, which their friends acknowledged with a smile.
 
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"Will you marry me?" Sean asked his beloved Lea after a romantic picnic at sunset in the park.
 
"Yes!" It shot out of her joyfully and added, "let's adopt one or two children.
 
"From my side, we can also father actual children," suggested Sean. When he said the irritated look on Lea's face, he just said, "A few years ago, my wife and I decided it would be best to store my sperm in a sperm bank."
 
"That's what we do. I love you," Lea said with a broad grin on her face.
 
"I love you too!" said Sean with a grin.
 
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Whether Sean and Lea can convince their friends to donate some meat for the next barbecue and what happens to the two of them is material for another story.
 
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If you had been in the position of the customer. How could the female customer have convinced you to buy your genitals, and how would you have liked to prepare them?