“JOSUKE HAVE YOU SEEN SUMIRE-” Juno asked, running up to her brother and panting heavily. “I.. I’ve been looking for her all day since her brother said that she hadn’t been home since 2. Something’s wrong!” “No I haven’t, I thought she was with you. Maybe she’s with that weirdo Hazamada.” “He hasn’t seen her either! We have to look for her! She could be in trouble!” “You’re right, oi! Okuyasu! Change of plans, we gotta find Rohan’s baby sister.” Josuke motioned with his head that they were going in a different direction to his dimwitted friend, “Aye aye! Let’s find ‘er!” She was only a little kid, who knows where she is! And if she’s in the hands of someone extremely dangerous…
 
 
That’s exactly what’s going on. Though it’s hard to look at a man dressed like a rockstar clown who’s stand is an electric chicken and think “Yeah he looks threatening!”. “God, if she got hurt… I’ll never forgive myself..” Again, she was only 13 years old. She doesn’t deserve any of the shit she got! Everything went downhill for the poor girl when she got shot with that damn arrow, thanks Keicho you fucking cun- “I wonder where she is... it’s already past 8 and dark out!” unbeknownst to them, the poor girl had been snatched by that Akira fucker, he thought he could get more info on the other stand users, specifically Josuke, from her. The little girl was tied to his bed, struggling to get away from the man who she assumed was going to molest her.
 
 
She was terrified! “P-please don’t hurt me, mister! I-I don’t have any money! I just want to go home!” she cried, much to Akira’s annoyance. “Maybe I should have kidnapped his bimbo sister instead…” he thought as he put up with Sumire’s crying, “Oi oi oi! Shut up! Keep up the crying and I’ll send 1000 volts through you!” Unsurprisingly, that only made her crying worse. “I-I want to see my brother again! I don’t want to die!” “Tell me all about that prick Josuke and his gaggle of stupid friends and Red Hot Chilli Pepper won’t fry you like a broken electrical socket.” He bashed his fist against the wall, purposefully trying to scare her into submission. “Ee! I’m just friends with Josuke-kun and the others, I-I don’t know anything about their stands… I’m not allowed to fight with them… my stand isn’t any good in a fight..” “Not the answer I wanna hear, brat.” the electrified claws of his stand got close to Sumire’s head, making her hair stand on end “I-I mean it! Please don’t hurt me! Untie me, I just want to go home!”
 
 
Unfortunately for her, the clown-looking rocker wasn’t very merciful. “Don’t know anything, eh? Maybe a few jolts will work an answer out of you, and if you really do know nothing then I guess I don’t have to worry about you anymore!” “N-No!! Please!!” she struggled more and more, screaming for help. Loud enough for Josuke and the others to hear as they ran around looking for the girl. “I think I hear Sumire nearby!” “Oh do ya, me too!” “It’s coming from that building! I’ll gap in with Another Brick while you guys bust inside!” “Right, come on Okuyasu!” Josuke said as the two of them ran up to kick the door open, Juno opening a portal inside the building to sneak around and catch the bastard who dared to try and hurt Sumire! Akira clearly heard the door bust down as he looked to the side. “..I’ll be back, you brat.” just great, now he had to deal with Josuke and his stupid friends! He didn’t know about Juno sneaking around, though she wasn’t there to fight him. “Sumire!” “Juno-chan!” “Shhh… I’m getting you out of here. Who took you here?” “T-this purple-haired man took me when I was trying to go home! He looked like a scary clown!”
 
 
Oh for fuck’s sake. “Akira.” She could feel the urge to rip the fucker apart rise up in her body, but shook her head and untied Sumire, “He didn’t touch you did he?” “N… no… but he did threaten to shock me..” “That bastard… come on, I’ll get you home. Josuke and Okuyasu will teach him a lesson or two..” She grasped her hand gently, “T.. Thank you..” Juno opened another portal to take her home. “Kick that fucker’s ass, nii-chan!” Josuke had to get him! Though to be honest, Akira would get his, just not by Josuke. It was 2 against 1, how hard could it be? Well then again, Red Hot Chilli Pepper was fucking fast as shit. Josuke and Okuyasu had to think of a way to get his ass without getting zapped, and thinking was not their strong suit. Of course, being the idiots they were, they had the worst idea. "Where'd those dumbass delinquents go?!" "Right behind you, jerkass." "Shit! Two of you idiots are here?!" "Yea! And we're kickin' the crap outta ya for kidnapping Sumire!" "Take the brat, she's not useful to me anyways!" "How merciful of you, but she's already safe thanks to Juno. All that's left is tying up our human loose end."
 
 
Well, that sounded menacing! “Like you’ll get the chan-” Akira was then clocked right in the face. "What was that? I didn't hear you!" "Bastard… Red Hot Chilli Pep-" he was then doused with water from a water main pipe, cut open by The Hand. "Keh, sorry, just thought I'd wash out all that shitty hairspray! I'll make sure your arm is next." Shit! With all the water spraying around Akira couldn't do much damage with his stand, did these idiots think ahead?! Probably, or not, who knows? They only share a single brain cell. "Taking a kid is pretty low for even you, Akira. You want a crack at him, Okuyasu?" "Yeah, yeah, I'll make sure he gets 'erased' all right." "What are you two talking about?!" Wouldn't you like to know, electric chicken man. Was Okuyasu finally going to use The Hand in a meaningful manner!? Haha, of course not you idiot! He was totally gonna eat the bastard! Grabbing him by the arms, Akira looked confused before realizing the shitshow he was getting in.
 
 
Specifically when he was shoved into Okuyasu's mouth, "What the fuck are you doing?! Let me go, dammit!" His screeching was ignored and he was only pushed down deeper down the throat. “Woah! Okuyasu! Never knew you could do that!” “mmmphh mmphh!! mphh! >:D” “I have no idea what you’re saying but alright!” they were two stupid teenage boys getting hyped over one of them eating a whole ass dude, but damn was Akira hard to get down, must've been all the struggling! He just couldn't hold still! “T-this can’t be happening! I can’t die letting myself get eaten by some DUMB KID-” he felt something touch his ass, he was actually being shoved down Okuyasu's throat now! "Instead of pushing me why don't you fuckers pull me up! I'm not food, you assholes!" He could barely move, feeling his legs get constricted, he was pretty much fucked now!
 
 
It was still shocking to the man that this would be how it all ends, not with a bang, but by getting eaten alive by the most retarded kid in Morioh. That feeling stung worse than the stomach acid! “H-holy shit Okuyasu! How did you do that?!” “I dunno, my brain just went into overdrive and figured this was the only way!” “Hahah! Eh??? Did fucking lizard brain take over?” “I dunno, bro!” they’re both so fucking dumb, I love them. He straight up just ATE a guy, that was sick as shit. “Should we tell the others about this?” “Hmmm…. Nah! You’ll let him out in like an hour, it’s fine!” Josuke shrugged, “Maybe he’ll tell us where he hid that bow and arrow after a good sixty minutes in your gut!” “FUCK YOU GUYS!” Akira struggled inside of the boy, pushing against the walls in a feeble attempt to make him sick. No use though, Okuyasu’s eaten much worse before, dude’s developed an iron stomach to anything that isn’t spicy. “Lemme out you sick freaks! It smells like garbage in here!”
 
 
Nope, no answer. Well, if you consider them just talking about how wild Okuyasu eating a whole person was, then yeah. “Hey! Are you two even listening to me?!” once again he was ignored “FUCKERS, STOP IGNORING ME! Keep it up and Red Hot Chilli Pepper will fry you from the inside out!” if he could even summon his stand in there, he could barely move! Josuke’s phone vibrated in his pocket, “..y’ello?” “Nii-chan! I safely got Sumire home, what are you doing?” “Uhhhh…” like he was gonna tell Juno his homie just ate a whole dude, “Uhh we’re just taking care of Akira, we’ll be back in an hour!” “Okay, don’t stay out too late, mom will pitch a fit if you’re out past eight.” “Alriiiiight…” He rolled his eyes before giving a thumbs up to his friend as the call ended. “She has no idea!” “You didn’t tell her?” “Like I’m gonna tell her you ate a guy! Even if it is Akira.” speaking of Akira, he was getting worse and worse in terms of mood, all covered in god knows what kinds of stomach fluids, unable to really struggle in protest. “Come on! You can’t keep me in here forever! Or even an hour!” He really couldn’t do anything, being at the mercy of two dumbass teenagers. Bet you regret kidnapping that loli, huh buddy? You could have gotten the Heaven’s Door treatment, yeah you still would have died, but at least it wouldn’t be to Fucking Okuyasu. “Damn, he’s kinda heavy, my legs are starting to hurt.” “How heavy, he’s leaving a pretty large bulge in your stomach.” Josuke poked it repeatedly “Heh..” He was sure that Okuyasu was smart enough to let him out eventually. No.
 
 
No he’s fucking not, you’re a bigger idiot for thinking he is smart enough not to accidentally digest a whole man. He’s absolutely going to do that on accident and not even realize it. “I’m gonna go get something to drink, stay here, Okuyasu!” “Sure thing, oh! Bring me a drink too, my throat’s all dry from this jerk!” “I CAN HEAR YOU!” Okuyasu punched his gut “Quiet.” Josuke shrugged, “Alright, alright! I’ll be back in a bit!” Okuyasu sat down, poking and messing with his stomach, it felt so weird! But kind of good? Weirdly? “Man… this feels kind of hot..” “WHAT?!” Akira yelled, his clothes now melted off completely. He was naked in another guy’s body, that was kinda gay! Okay that was really gay. “Sh-shit! I gotta get outta here! Those were my good clothes too…” he continued to struggle, the walls almost crushing him at this point. GOOD. Of course, Okuyasu eventually forgot that he had a living being inside of his gut. Probably because Akira stopped moving, not like he could if he wanted to. His yelling for mercy and freedom drowned out by Okuyasu’s gurgling stomach, “Geez… what’s takin’ Josuke so long with those drinks? He’s been gone for a whole hour!” has it already been an hour? Akira should have been let out by now!
 
 
Well, too bad for him, he’s gonna be fucking pudge. God I wish that were me- “T-this sucks…” Akira whined as he could feel the walls squeezed his body, his air running out, acid burning at his skin “F-fuck… I can’t die like this…” Too late, bitch. You’re getting OWNED. Okuyasu heard an audible ‘crunch’ sound, snapping him out of his moment of zoning out, “Huh? What’s this…” he poked his gut “Wait, shit! Fuck! I forgot about Akira!” He jostled his stomach a little bit, “Hey! Wake up!” it was all sloshy “Fuuuccckk… what’s Josuke gonna say?!” yep, he digested Akira. He legit forgot he was in there! “Shit, is this considered murder??” As long as you don’t get caught, then it’s all fine and dandy. Plus, he was an asshole who murdered his equally assholish brother. Technically speaking, they were now even! An eye for an eye if you will. “Yo, Okuyasu, I’m back.” Josuke finally returned, “What’s up with you?” “Shit… I uhhh… kinda killed him.” “Eh?” “I accidentally melted him!” “No shit, did you?” “YES!”
 
 
“..I mean, he was an asshole… it’ll be fine!” “Heh yeah! You got me a soda right, bro?” “Course I did, bro.” he handed him a drink “Gonna need some soda to help break this guy down more, he feels like jello with chunks in it.” “Pfftt fuckin’ gross! Guess this is like The Hand but for your stomach.” “Yeah, if The Hand took a whole hour.”
 
 
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