Juno laid back in her seat at a cafe in the lovely Italy, the girl was finally getting the break she needed after fucking almost the entirety of La Squadra. Man, that was a wild experience, but at least she prevented a mass homicide! But then again, the leader of Passione had hitmen outside of La Squadra, and she still didn’t know who was sending these guys to kill her! She had to be cautious while she was relaxing, though that’s what she had to do, not what she was actually doing. Stepping out of her chair, Juno looked around as a drop of sweat rolled down her face, it didn’t feel exactly safe here. It felt like she was being watched, but she didn’t see anybody out of the ordinary. “Maybe I’m being paranoid again…” she grabbed the glass her drink was in to take a sip, but noticed something was swimming in it! “H-huh?!”
 
 
She immediately placed it back down, backing away in surprise. “E-Ehh?? What was that!?” it looked like a tiny metal shark! “I-is this a stand? Am I being followed again?” she looked around but when she looked back at her drink the shark was gone “Wh-where’d it go?!” At this rate, she would deal with some more perverts that wanted her tits! “..w-whatever.. I should get out of here..” she figured it was one weirdo, but in reality it was two, both of whom had stands. The second stand having already infected her. “Why does my mouth taste weird? Like.. lobster? I only had a cup of coffee earlier…” It was a… fishy taste, like raw seafood, “Gross… maybe I should drink my soda..” she looked at her drink, it seemed free of any small creatures.
 
 
It felt like this day was just getting weirder and weirder, but she tried to not let that thought in. “Man… I feel great…” wait a second, she didn’t mean to say that! “I don’t feel great, why did I say that?! Let me try and…” she went to say something else “My name is totally not Juno Higashikata, and I am 100% wearing underwear right now-SHIT!!” she lied again! She covered her mouth, confused before coming to the conclusion that it was an enemy stand. A very bad one at that. Who in their right mind would want a stand that only makes people lie? That’s got to be the shittiest ability for a stand she’s ever heard of! “She has no clue does she?~” “Doesn’t seem like it, we must’ve caught a really dumb one this time~” the users, local gays Squalo and Tiziano, who’s name has never been spelled wrong, watched Juno from afar as she moved around in confusion.
 
 
She clearly had no idea of what was going on. “..man, if this is some kind of stand, then the user must be nearby!” Juno frantically searched for the stand users, they could be anywhere, and while the tongue thing was just annoying, that shark looked really dangerous even at its small size! The last thing she wanted was her organs to be eviscerated, and that’s already happened one time before! “..now… where are you..?” she looked around, they could be anywhere, and she didn’t know their range either. “Come on… come on… there they are!” She spotted two men on a roof in the distance! There they were, of course they were stand users from just looking at them, they wore shitty and colorful clothing! “..I swear, when I get up there I’ll-” she had to keep her mouth shut, if she spoke she’d obviously lie! She had to figure out how to reverse or get rid of the lying stand! But she didn’t even know where it was!
 
 
Thinking some more, Juno had the bright idea to just stay quiet during her ascent to kick these gay asses. Makes perfect sense! But… the Higashikata genes compelled her to be a smartass, she had to insult their wack ass clothes and hair. Look at them, they’re so dumb!! Making her way up and onto the rooftop, Juno panted heavily before noticing that they weren’t there. “..w-what?..” where the hell did they go?! She looked around, before noticing a puddle on the roof. “Huh?” Is that.. cum? Did they seriously jerk off here!? “..ew..” she continued looking, not noticing the metallic shark coming out to attack her. Without any warning, it lunged at her arm, causing the girl to scream in agony. It was a trap! She had been tricked! “F-fuck!” She was forced down onto the ground, her arm bleeding profusely as she tried to remove the stand. “You were right Squalo, she really is stupid, though I still think we could have used a… different liquid for Clash.” “W-we didn’t have time to find water, what do you want from me..” “That dick, obviously.~” “Is that a joke?” “Nevermind, focus on the girl.” Squalo looked away, blushing. “Do you fiends not want me? Why can I not lie?” this whole lying thing was getting annoying. “For the love of god, Tiziano, undo Talking Heads on her, it’s gonna be a pain to talk to her like this.” “I think it’s funny~” “Tiziano.” “Oh fine, you’re no fun sometimes, but that’s what I like about you~”
 
 
The effect of Talking Heads was removed, allowing Juno to talk normally. “What do you weirdos want with me?! Don’t tell me actually, some mysterious rich freak paid you to kill me? Did I get it right?” “Smartass.” The girl was already getting pissy, these series of events were connected in some way! “Well, who is it!? Why don’t you tell me you stupid assholes!?” She had to pull her head back as she felt the darker man touch her lips with his thumb, “She’s got bite, doesn’t she?” “We don’t know who’s paying us to kill you, he uses an alias, no way it could be his actual name anyways..” “Then tell me the alias, you blonde piece of shit!” “Hmm… should we tell her? It is just an alias, and it's not like she’s going to make it out of this alive.” “Eheh~ Sure, why not? He calls himself Judaih Isis, sounds super fake, huh?” Juno squinted slightly, it sounded so pretentious and DUMB. “..yeah, thanks for the help, you losers.”
 
 
She tried to weasel her way free, but stopped in her tracks when she heard a soda bottle open, that ginger freak was getting a drink?! “No point in escaping, Clash can travel between any liquid.” he demonstrated this by having it teleport to the drink in his hand, which he drank from “Even if you go off this rooftop, we’re surrounded by water and other liquids.” “..so, wait, what’s your name again? Squalo? Why do you work with this guy if his stand is pretty much useless outside of conversation? Like ‘oh look at me I have a stand that makes people lie’ that doesn’t sound like something useful. Why does your boss or whatever even like you anyway?” Oh great, she’s going on a tangent. “You’re probably in some relationship or whatever, but my god orange man! You have some shitty standards!” her comments were pretty hurtful to Tiziano, “M-my stand is not useless…” “Well if you wanted to make Tiziano cry then mission accomplished. It’s fine, your stand is useful in the missions we do…” he patted his lover on the back, “My standards are perfect! Don’t you ever insult him like that again!” “We need to ‘punish’ her, no?~” “I WAS BEING HONEST-” Squalo slapped her across the face, which stung pretty badly to say the least.
 
 
“I’ll just show you how perfect my-No, how perfect our standards are~” “me and my big mouth…” Juno groaned, “Heh… what a big mouth indeed..” “Again with the mouth kink, Tiziano?” “I’m allowed to have my kinks!” As they were talking, Juno slowly backed out, holding her bleeding arm in pain as she hoped they wouldn’t notice. But it's hard to escape a shark when you’re bleeding, “Where do you think you’re going?” “fack-” Tiziano was about to say something smug before realizing something, “Shit, we should have brought rope to restrain her.” “You’re right, pen that down for the next time we do this.” “Are you guys gonna kill me or what?!” Juno yelled at the two, confused as shit. “Man, you’re even more useless than Okuyasu-san on a Sunday, and he has a better stand too!!” “What is she talking about?” “No idea, but we’re not gonna kill her now, right?” “Of course not, babe, I know you want to torment her first, and just thinking about putting this bitch in her place is making me hard.” The girl sighed annoyedly. “..It’s just another day for me, huh?” sure was!
 
 
“W-wait, aren’t you guys like… gay??” The two assassins laughed in response. “We’re equal opportunity, besides, we’re just doing this because we want to torment, like we’d actually fuck you like a person.” “SO I’M JUST A GLORIFIED COCK SLEEVE?!” Yeah basically. “Fuck this, I’m getting out of here!” She immediately made a break for it, not wanting to be fucked by Idiots 1 and 2. Why does she always run? It never goes well for her. She gapped out and got off of the roof, thinking she was safe. “I love the idiotic ones, they’re so fun to screw with.” Squalo smirked as he commanded Clash to leap from the water and grab her, pulling her into the nearby canal. Juno screamed as she was dragged into the water, squirming around and struggling to escape as she.. Well, really couldn’t escape. She was fucked! Clash dragging Juno back to the two Elite Guard members, teleporting between various liquids until it came back to its user through a glass of water, spitting her out onto the floor before diving back into the water. “...okay, one of you has a good stand..” Juno spat out some water, nearly puking from the taste. “I’d ask you to strip down but I’d rather have Clash tear off those horrible clothes..” “Look who’s talking about bad fashion! These clothes are great!” didn’t matter, those babies were coming off just like in a hentai doujinshi.
 
 
After ripping off her garments, much to Juno’s displeasure, the girl was naked in front of the two men with no way out. “Man!!” She yelled as she immediately covered her breasts, “F-fuck you guys!!” “Hm. Not much to look at, but all that matters is that you can take a dick~” “M-maybe… let me guess, you guys are gonna take turns fucking me?” “As if, we don’t need to take turns~” “Wait wha-oh no.” SPIT ROAST BABY. Grabbing her by the arms and legs, Tiziano looked at Squalo and smirked. “Ready?~” “Ready as you are.” “C-can we talk about this?” Nope. Almost in sync, the two men shoved their dicks into Juno’s pussy and mouth respectively, which was shocking to Juno, this was new! Juno tried to scream, but nearly choked in doing so, feeling Tiziano’s dick in her mouth and all that. “Tastes like seaweed!!” and she hates the taste of raw seaweed! “Mmmmpff!! MMMPFF!!!” She tried to move around, but it was pretty hard with a dick in both your pussy and mouth. All she could do was struggle as they fucked both holes of hers. They didn’t even care about her, they were just doing this to humiliate her, they didn’t even look at her as they pounded her holes.
 
 
To make things even worse, Juno swore she tasted something absolutely horrible in her mouth. “Oh.. oh no… no please god no…” It wasn’t that gross mouth tentacle stand was it?! It was just adding insult to injury! “Ehe, tell me, do you enjoy this?~” “Of course I do, you blonde bitch! Fuck not again!” Juno’s eyes went wide as she shook her head. “Don’t let me go! Keep fucking me! That’s not what I meant--!” “So you want more?~” “Yes, please don’t stop! GODAMMIT!!” she cursed herself as she yelled muffled pleas for more fucking, despite not wanting any of it! She felt cum spray all over her body, much to her utter embarrassment. “I want to die so badly…” she thought to herself, blushing immensely as the pain seemed to be finally over. Well at least it was in her back end, Tiziano was still fucking her mouth, “You’re still not done yet?” “Sh-shut up, I just like to make these things last..” “Is that why it takes so long for you to make me cum when you blow me?~” “I will pull out and punch those tits of yours, Squalo.”
 
 
Juno had to think, she had to get rid of these fuckers somehow! Maybe she could gap them somewhere? Or even gap herself out to a place where they couldn’t follow her? God why didn’t she think of that earlier?! But first she had to get rid of this gross tongue gremlin in her mouth, and no we don’t mean Tiziano’s dick. Maybe she could trick them? After all, it’ll only make you say the opposite of what you say! “..now, how was that?~” Tiziano asked, finally pulling out. “..t… terrible…” “So great? Good, now for how to get rid of you….” his smirked, “Don’t say it, Tiziano.” “It would be best to get rid of her that way though!” “Oh god they’re gonna eat me.” it was obvious, this always happened, and one of them clearly had a mouth fetish! Imagine getting eaten by fucking Tiziano of all people, you’d get bullied so hard.. In death. Juno had no choice but to gap out of there! Even if they’ll find out the true nature of her stand, they’ll never be able to find out where or who exactly she is! But she didn’t want to take Talking Heads with her! Sure there was a chance it’d fade away, but she wasn’t sure… “Fuck it!” she decided to gap out, she’d gapped out with stands holding onto her before and it turned out fine!
 
 
“I hope I never see you assholes again!” she lied-not-lied to them before opening a portal back home, hopefully nobody was in her house and saw her just… naked. “..did she just.. disappear?” Squalo raised an eyebrow, confused yet intrigued. “Maybe she tried to run away like last time, I should be able to track her down with Talking… eh?” “What?” “...Talking Heads isn’t attached to her?!” “WHAT?!” “It returned to me, meaning she went outside of its range!” Well, it looks like his stand can’t remain attached to people in another time and place entirely. “Shit! What do we do?!” “We keep looking for her, easy. We’ve dealt with a teleporting stand before, she couldn’t have gotten far.” nobody tell them, it’ll be funnier when they realize it on their own.
 
 
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