“juno! junooooo!! :3!!” The girl could hear the voice of a young boy as something nudged against her chest, opening her eyes to see those of Nekota, a very adolescent Pillar Man. “Ahh.. evening Nekota.” “juno, i wanna go swimmies!!” “Swimming? You wanna go swimming, buddy?” “yes!! swimmies!! :3!” he hopped up and down, waving his tiny hands “with kars!! and you!! :3!!” “Alright, let me see if Kars wants to go though. KARS!” “What?!” “YOU WANNA GO SWIMMING, JERKFACE?!” “Sure, I am a fine swimmer.” “Alright, we can go swimming, Nekota.” “yay! :D!” He hugged her chest, smiling happily as he looked up at her. “les go swimmies!! :D” “You go get your swim trunks, buddy.” “okie!! :3” he ran off, rather quickly too. “Kars! You don’t have to wear a shirt but you have to wear swim shorts!” “I was planning to swim in the nude.” “NO!!!”
 
 
Juno facepalmed as she tried to rummage through her brother’s drawer, “I’m sure he has something that fits your… generous…. ness…” “I still do not see why I have to wear human swim shorts.” “Because you cannot walk around naked, Kars. I’ll get arrested and so will you. Nekota and I are wearing swimming gear, so should you.” she pulled out a pair of swim trunks “Here, this should contain your… junk.” She threw it at his chest, a light pink on her face. “Fine fine, I shall abide by your human rules.” Kars said, getting changed in front of Juno “T-tell me sooner so I can cover my face!!” “Hm. No.” he smiled smugly. “..I hate you so much…” she gritted her teeth, the girl covering her face with her hands before hearing Nekota step back in. “juno! i ready!! :3” “Okay buddy, let’s head to the pool. Kars, do not eat anybody.” “I make no promises, Joestar.” “L-let’s just go. >:I”
 
 
After at least thirty minutes of walking in broad sunlight, they made it to the local swimming pool. “Funny how this opened up a few months ago..” Juno thought to herself before noticing that Nekota was already vibrating in place. “swimmie swimmie swimmie :3” “Go on buddy, you can jump in.” “eeeeee!! :D!!” he ran and dived into the pool, paddling around in the water “:3!! wook! i’m swimming!” He raised his arms up happily, with Juno smiling in return before slowly realizing that he was in the deep area. “Oh.” she went over to him “A-are you okay? Can you swim out in the deep end?” “deep end? :3c” “Ehh… why don’t you swim closer to the shallow end..?” “nyo :3” “Hhhnnnggg..” she didn't want him to accidentally drown, if it were possible that is. "Come on Nekota, swim to big sister!" "nyo >:3" Juno pouted as he was being very stubborn, swimming around in the deep end like that. “Nekota! Come on! I’ll buy you some ice cream if you swim to me!” "... maybe.." He looked at her, only for Kars to enter the deep end too "Nirvana, what are you doing in the deep end?" "swimmie! :3!" "Oh are you?" He picked up the boy "nyuu i was swimming!! >~<" He kicked his feet, struggling to get out of his grip. “uncwe kars!!” "Do you want to go back in the water?" "yes pwease!!" "Then swim to your caretaker, Nirvana." "fiiine <:3" Nekota swam to Juno "i just want to be in the deep poow <:3" "Its fine, I just want you to be safe, buddy."
 
 
Juno looked back at Kars, “DON’T eat people. Again.” She sighed quietly, “You can eat.. nmm... me, but nobody else.” "You'll let yourself be eaten to save these humans?" "I didn't say you could out here!" She papped his face as she held Nekota. "Come on baby, we can go swim together." She said, poking Nekota's nose and hearing him giggle in response. “ehehhehohohoho juno :3” God, he was just too cute! It was like instant diabetes! Kars, meanwhile, relaxed in the water while people swam around him, just free food.. "Mmmm..." Despite Juno clearly saying not to, picking off one person out of the crowd couldn’t hurt. He was hungry, and he needed to eat. "One human won't make a difference" Diving down into the water, he was ready to pull someone underneath to consume. Just one human, nobody will notice! He grabbed somebody and pulled them under, sneakily swallowing them whole. The feeling of an entire human inside of him was absolute bliss, especially the feeling of them melting away inside of him. Juno's Kars senses were tingling already, "Kars! Get over here now!" "Dammit." It was like she just knew! “Kars…” she squinted at him, seaking in a tone only bad children knew from their mother. "What is it?" "You ate somebody, didn't you?" "Curse this clear water." "Spit them out before somebody notices! I don't want to get in trouble!" "kars being bad again? :3c" “Yes, he’s very bad, Nekota.” The black-haired boy giggled as Juno held him close to her chest. “ehehehhohoho” "Now you let the poor person out before they get melted." "Hmph… why should I?" "Because I will beat you up if you don't. I will drag you out of this pool and zap you with Hamon.” Kars merely laughed in her face, “That doesn’t work on me anymore.” “..then I’ll reduce the time you get to spend with Nekota.” ":o?" "You wouldn't dare." "I would and I will. Now let the poor person out." Juno glared at him.
 
 
He gritted his sharp teeth, despite the fact that he had no more weaknesses, he only had one. Not being able to spend time with such an adorable boy. “..fine. You win, Joestar.” he spat bitterly before literally spitting the person out. The person was scared and confused, running off "It's a good thing nobody believes in Aztec fitness vampires who can eat people whole, or else we'd be in trouble." "Let me see my boy now." Juno rolled her eyes and chuckled a bit before handing him Nekota, who vibrated in glee. “kars!! :3!!!” "Good boy Nirvana, I wish you were watching so you could learn to hunt in water. Come on, I'll teach you how to grow gills so you can swim underwater." "hmm? :3c" Nekota didn't really absorb what Kars said, it just kind of passed through his brain. In one ear and out the other. He just didn’t know! “..ehehheohhohoho kars :3c” "You did not listen to a word I said did you, Nirvana?" "nyo :3" "I'll show you. Try to grow gills my boy." "giwws…" he stuck his tongue out before making himself a pair. “:D!” "Good boy. With this you won't have to worry about drowning, just be sure to hide them, you don't have flowing beautiful hair to hide it like me." “i wan prebby hair!! :3!!!” “I’m sure you do, Nekota.” Juno smiled as she patted the boy on the head. “mrrp! >w<” Nekota went under the water, keeping his eyes closed, ">w< am i doing it, uncwe kars?" "Your head is barely under the water, Nirvana." "but am i doing it??" He waved his arms around, trying to swim underneath the surface with his cute little floaties. "Joestar, remove the flotation devices from Nirvana's arms." "It's so he doesn't sink like a little boy shaped rock in the deep end of the pool." "I will monitor him."
 
 
Juno sighed quietly as she took off the floaties, seeing him try to swim for real this time. "i can do it, juno! :3! wook! i'm swimming!!" He paddled his little arms as he sunk into the water to get water in his gills "I can see that, good job Nekota!" "yay! :D" “Just make sure to get air every so often so people won’t get suspicious!” “...now, about what you said earlier, Joestar… about letting yourself be eaten for the sake of others...” “Oh fuck. I didn’t actually mean it.” "Well too bad, because I am quite hungry right now~" he grabbed her by her sides and pulled her close to his chest, smirking smugly again. “K-Kars!! We’re in public!!” Juno yelled, her face as red and bright as a tomato as he was ready to eat her alive. "And?" "You stupid smug cat I will punch you in your face--" he kissed her cheek, making her blush more ">:O!!! Kars!!" She was so flustered, she felt like a blood vein was going to burst at any second! Maybe that was also the anger making her blood pressure rise, he was such a horny and smug cat man! “S-Stop!!!” She felt him lick from her chest up to her face, the warmth of his body only making it feel even weirder. He was being horny on main again! "Kars we're in public you're embarrassing me!!" "Good~" He kissed her on the lips, making it even weirder as she felt him slowly absorb her body. “Mmmpphhh!!” not in public, you stupid feral animal man!
 
 
Sooner than later, she was packed away inside of him, where it was moist and already made Juno want to puke from the overly meaty scent. “Kars!!” it was a wonder how nobody saw him do that! He slunk away to hide in a changing room so he could further torment her in peace. "juno? uncwe kars? <:3c where did they go?" It was so embarrassing yet at the same time, it felt.. Good?? Why was she feeling so hot right now?? “L-Let me out, Kars!! This isn't funny!!” "Hm. No. You did say you'd let me eat you to save these people~" “I-I only said that so you wouldn’t!!” she tried to move, but his insides were so tight, it was like it was air-sealed around her! "Well too bad, I'll try to let you out but I make no promises~" "Y-you can't digest me! You need me! Plus we had a deal, you can't kill me!" She was right about that. He couldn’t kill her, just as she couldn’t kill him. It was like some sort of weird symbiotic relationship. "Mmm... perhaps, but I can still keep you in for a long time~" "Kars!!!" He pressed his hand against the bulge she made in his insides, purring deeply as he felt her move around in disapproval inside of his stomach. "h-hewwo? <:3 uncwe kars? juno?" Nekota chirped out as he looked for his family. "hewwo??" Uh oh, he entered the changing room, trying to find his two caretakers. “hewwo??? <:3??” "Go back outside, Nirvana! Me and Juno are fine!" ":o! kars!! :3! i wanna say hewwo! i thought you weft me <:3" Kars could hear Nekota's little feet slapping on the floor as he ran around looking for them. "are we pwaying hide and seek? :o?" Kars had to either let Juno go or find a way to keep Nekota from finding out! "i'm gonna find you and juno, kars! >:3!!" "Dammit, the child is good… he'll find me eventually… I might have to spit out my catch again…"
 
 
As much as he didn’t want to, he puked Juno up and onto the ground, just as Nekota opened the stall door. “i got you!! >:3!!” "Oh no, you have found us, powerful hunter. Good job, just as I had planned." Kars said as he took a deep breath, patting Nekota's head. ":D" The boy smiled as he looked down, seeing an unconscious Juno. “juno? <:3c” “She’s just tired, Nirvana.” “she’s resting :3c” he sat down next to her "i wiww be here untiw she wakes up then!" He was so sweet. “Understandable, I shall be by your side until she reawakens.” “thank you, word kars!! :3!!” Well, wasn’t he nice.
 
 
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