“Man, this place reeks! Do they even use air freshener?” Juno asked as she looked up at her nephew Jotaro, “Air freshener.. You mean candles?” “Yeahhh.. Candles….” she laughed awkwardly, “Say, we haven’t seen Avdol, Kakyoin and Polnareff in a while..” “And Iggy.” “Him too!” “I hope they’re alright, this place has plenty of traps, and minions of Dio. Let’s be on our guard.” Juno rubbed her arm, remembering that time she was literally fucked by Dio himself. It really made her skin crawl. “We’ll stick together, can’t split up any further in here.” Joseph said, “Sure, maybe we should find the others though…” She was incredibly concerned, especially for someone like Polnareff.
 
 
Especially for someone like Polnareff. “You think so? Hmm… alright, we’ll group back up to find Dio. Not too safe to be split up in Dio’s castle like this, he could catch us at any time.” Juno and Jotaro nodded, “We’ll be in trouble if Dio ambushes us…” Yeah, with the ability to stop time, who knows what he could do? Though it wasn’t just DIO they had to worry about, there was also Vanilla Ice. Hoo boy, Vanilla Ice was a trip of a man. Motherfucker has his dick out also. It was a real trip to just look at him. God he was highkey sexy, like damn boy you got your whole ass legs out and everything, holy shit. His stand was also literal vore, he gets vored by his stand and becomes a death orb of vore, it's kind of terrifying.
 
 
As the three Joestars were walking, Juno swore she felt a cold breeze on her back, forcing her to turn around and check. Nobody was there but she still felt like something was going to attack at any moment! “Hhh… it’s really chilly here… you guys feel it?” “Sort of.” “Can I borrow your jacket, Jotaro? Seeing how you’re not freezing cold?” “...No.” “>:I“ Juno folded her arms and pouted, muttering to herself. “..edgelord.” “...” Jotaro glared at her “Kids, stop fighting, or we’ll turn around.” “He started it…” she huffed and stuck close to Jotaro, he was so warm… must be all the toughness and anger.
 
 
Don’t have lewd thoughts about your nephew, Juno. Even with his huge bara tiddies. Juno no don’t do it, “God he’s cute… FUCK” she did it, and then she got under the back of his jacket to keep warm, “What are you doing?” “S-screw you, I’m cold...“ Curse the fact that she was under six feet tall! He’s so warm… “If you’re still there in five minutes I’m punching you.” “Like you’d punch me.” “I will, family or not.” “I said to stop fighting, you two.” “Sorry dad.”
 
 
As she was pressing her face against Jotaro’s bara tiddies, she swore she heard something in the distance. It sounded like something whizzing around, as well as stuff falling over “Huh?” Looking closely in the darkness, something was up ahead. “..is that a speedo?” “What?” just then a large hole appeared in the wall as something barely hit the three. “Aahh!!” “What the hell?!” “I knew I was right to be paranoid! I knew it!!” “That thing tore a hole in the wall! Be careful! It will probably be able to tear through us too! Stay on guard!” “I hope that thing didn’t get the others!” Ohhh it kinda did, Juno. Just two people, well one person and a dog. Hopefully he doesn’t like the taste of human flesh! Haha… haaaahhhh… the orb of death was actually Vanilla Ice and his stand, Cream. Do you get it? And it was a stand that was literally vore, he consumes things and they are sent to god knows where, like the Jojo equivalent of sending somebody to the fucking Shadow Realm. Literally if he touches you you’re just dead, just instant death. Or you get a limb chopped off, either way you cannot touch this dude when he’s in orb form.
 
 
Juno knew that she was pretty much fucked the moment she was fighting this guy, ya know, since her stand is kinda shit when it came to fighting. And it’s not like she could use Hamon, given that she’d essentially be touching a saw blade with her bare hands. “Shit! What do we do?!” “I don’t know, but we have to see if Polnareff and the others are alive!” Well, there is Polnareff.. “This way!” Joseph motioned down a hall while Cream was a good enough distance from them, they had to escape and regroup before that thing knocked them off. “Fuck fuck fuck fuck, he’s gaining on us-HIT THE DECK!” Juno yelled as they all fell to the floor before Cream tore their heads off. “Damn he’s fast!” “This was a stupid ideaaaaa…” “I swear if the others are all dead…” “Of course we get the stupid death orb, why do we always get the insanely dangerous shit, do Dio’s powers suck or something?? Does he need obscenely powerful lackeys because his Stand is ass??”
 
 
It was just so fucked up and weird, imagine going to heaven and being asked how you died and responding with “I got vored by a stripper and his Vinesauce Joel-looking Stand”. They eventually found a crying Polnareff, “Whoooaa dude, what happened?” “Ghh -sniffle- hhhheeeee….” “It’s okay you can take your time.” “Not really though, we’re being stalked by a powerful stand that eats things.” Joseph commented, making the poor frenchman burst into tears. “THAT THING GOT THEEMMM, WAAHHH!!” “That stand? Who? Iggy and Avdol?!” “YEEESSS!!” Juno looked at Jotaro and Joseph with wide eyes. This was real. “We need to kill this thing and fast.” “Agreed. But how?” “It has to have a weakness, Polnareff, what did the Stand user look like? How do they use their stand?” “It… the user went inside it and used it to…. To…” he was about to cry again, “That’s all you need to say, we know how it works after that.” Juno patted him on the back, but if it was strong enough to kill two stand users just like that then it was one strong stand.
 
 
“Maybe if we work together, we can stop it?” “We’re gonna need more of a plan than that.” “I wasn’t done, Jotaro >:I.” Juno sighed before continuing “He has to stop being in his stand at some point, his stand has to consume energy, it can’t stay out forever because he’d run out of energy.” unless he was, say, actually consuming the things his stand destroyed. But that’d be horrible and legitimately terrifying. Let’s find out! “..I’ll go and try to find him to lure him out!” “Juno, no.” Joseph put his hand on her shoulder “I’ll be fine, I promise.” “I’m sure you would, but I’m not taking that risk.” “Then who’s going to go lure him out? Because I don’t want any of you to get hurt just to fight some blonde-haired, big-dicked, stupid vampire.” “I-I’ll go… it’s my fault Avdol and Iggy got killed..” “I’m sure it’s not, Polnareff…” “I ran away like a coward, I could at least try and be useful…” “... alright, but promise us you won’t do anything sacrificial, okay?”
 
 
Juno gulped, she was going to follow along in secret, knowing Polnareff. Poor guy already went through survivor’s guilt once, and that fucked him up for a long while. Who knows what he could do after his friend died for real. The black-haired girl back-stepped the very second Polnareff made his way to where Vanilla Ice was believed to be. The bastard had to be somewhere! It was like being stalked by a monster from a horror movie or a nightmare, Juno had to keep an eye on Polnareff and herself, if that creepy ice cream asshole came whizzing by to kill him she’d open a portal to somewhere else in the castle to save him, it didn’t take too long to recharge if it was a short distance compared to a whole other universe.
 
 
“Where is he?..” considering that Cream had a ‘B’ in Speed, she was glad that it had some form of nerf. It did have pretty meh precision, it was probably running into walls so much because it had a pretty hard time hitting it’s targets, but how were they gonna hit it while it was in orb form? They just had to wait for him to show a weak point and hope stands like Silver Chariot and Star Platinum are strong and fast enough to hit it.
 
 
“Mmm.. where are you…” Juno peeked from a corner, it didn’t help that this whole place was so dark. This was a recipe for disaster, she could feel it. She saw him fly by and retract from his orb form to take a break and catch his breath, he did need a lot of energy to stay in stand form! Leaning in to take a closer look, she fucking tripped. The sound alerted Vanilla Ice, who turned to look at her before immediately approaching her with violent intent. It was at this moment she knew that she fucked up.
 
 
“Ah fuck…” Juno backed away as Vanilla Ice walked up to her, dear lord his bulge was huge.
 
 
“You’re one of Lord Dio’s enemies.” “M-maybe…” She laughed awkwardly, praying that he didn’t notice the clear birthmark on her shoulder. He did. “You’re a Joestar too… I must kill you for Lord Dio.” “You really don’t have to!” She backed into a wall. “I don’t know what to do, normally I would try to use Another Brick to get out of messes like this. I could try to seduce him- WAIT! I’m not DIO! Shit!” goddammit she was staring at his tits and thinking horny thoughts! “U-Uhhh…” she was clearly staring at his massive fat tits “My eyes are up here, Joestar.” “!!!” She was absolutely paralyzed with fear, that and slight arousal. Why were all the bad guys hot?! Because why not? All of them have fat tiddies in one way or ano.. Oh right, Kira exists. “...I’ll do anything to be spared from death!” “Anything?” “Ehh…. yes!” she felt so dumb for saying that, this was leading to something out of a hentai doujinshi.
 
 
Her heart was pounding so fast, he could do anything to her, and she wouldn’t be able to do a thing! If it weren’t for the fact that Pornhub was going to shit right now, I would make a joke about it. “Y-you’re not going to fuck me, right?” “My heart belongs to Lord Dio, but if you desire that, then yes I will.” “wait no i didn’t mea-” she was picked up by the buff vore stand user, man she was really light too! Curse her and her stupid mouth! So stupid! Stupid stupid! She’d probably have his dick shoved into that mouth of hers, let’s do that. Vanilla Ice slipped down the clothing covering his cock, oh man it was really big, like almost if not as large as DIO’s. The girl was shaking with her eyes wide, who knows what would happen if she tried to run away now? She had no choice but to suck that dick! “What have I gotten myself into now…?” she said the tip was rubbed in her face “I’m getting impatient.”
 
 
Opening her mouth hesitantly, he immediately shoved it in with no trouble. She almost gagged on it from how it tasted and how it was just shoved into his mouth with no hesitation, and man did it taste super weird! Like blood almost, why did his dick taste like blood?! “So gross… but so good too…” She sucked on his cock, feeling him press his hand against the back of her head. It was such a laborious task, her tongue running against his dick, feeling it get shoved deeper down his throat, so gross and sticky from the precum too. “Nmm… ghhnn….” she tried to breathe through her nose, which was kind of hard to be honest. Her eyes rolled up slightly, tearing up from how absolutely gross and weird it felt. Finally Vanilla Ice came, right inside her mouth too. Juno had no other choice but to swallow his cum, which made her almost choke.
 
 
“S.. so salty…” She wanted to puke so badly. “U-uggh… there I did it! Now will you let me go?” “No. You’ll have to die, I must do it for my lord.” “C-come on!! Man!!!” She spat out some of the cum on the ground before feeling her grasp her hair tightly. He lifted her up, about to eat her, not with Cream, but just as himself. Which was horrifying. “Let go!” She pulled against him desperately, she was fucked and then getting eaten alive!? Why did DIO hire this guy!? Oh yeah, horny. Vanilla Ice opened his mouth, about to shove her into his maw. “L-let go! Stop!” too late, Vanilla Ice pushed the girl into his mouth, her face squished against his wet flesh as he pushed her down his gluttonous gullet. She struggled and squirmed as he pushed her down more, Juno trying to pull herself out from the wet sticky tunnel that was Vanilla Ice’s throat.
 
 
“J-Jotaro! Anyone! Help me!” she yelled, still kicking desperately. She was pushed into his stomach, her legs still kicking to get out, “Aaahh! Get me out of here!! Please!!” It was even grosser than before, she could feel stuff around her body, stuff that hadn’t even been digested by him yet. she kicked and struggled as she was pushed into Vanilla Ice’s gut all the way, “Help!!” It only made her more and more horrified when she felt her elbow nudge against a human bone. She struggled as much as she could, terrified of the idea that she would be digested alive with no way out. “L-Let me out of here!! I don’t want to die!!” “I was tasked to kill the Joestars and their allies, you are both. Now be quiet and die.” He pressed his hand against his firm stomach, trying to suffocate her so melting the girl down would be easier. “Mmphh! Hey!! Stop that!!” she punched the inside of his gut “I’m not food!” Well, technically she was now, which is kinda hot to say the very least. Vanilla Ice held his gut, she was putting up one hell of a fight! “Ugh… how annoying…” he pressed down on his gut again “Stop that.”
 
 
It was so tight and strangely cold, was Vanilla Ice… already dead? Or.. maybe he’s a vampire!? Probably the vampire thing, he does work for DIO after all. She pushed against the tight walls, squirming around in the hope that she'd get saved or could melt her way out. "Ughh…" To think that this could possibly be the way she would die… that was until she heard the vague voice of a familiar frenchman. "Oui oui! Juno! Where have you gone?!" Seems the others realized she snuck off, in hindsight that was not the best idea. She had to call for help, this was her chance! “Help! I’m in here! Get me out before I’m nothing but FAT-” Vanilla Ice tried to silence her, "Juno?! Where did you- Ah." Vanilla Ice looked like a kid who got caught trying to sneak out past curfew, with a surprised expression. "You… bastard." Oh yeah, Polnareff was fucking pissed and Vanilla Ice was so fucked.
 
 
Oh yeah, shit was going to go down. "Release Miss Juno at once or I will cut you open like the pig you are!" He summoned Silver Chariot, ready to kill this fool at a moment's notice, Vanilla Ice wasn't going to kill another friend of his! "You won't get the chance, not when I kill you with Cream!" The brown-haired man responded, he had incredibly malevolent intentions for both him and the other crusaders.. And Juno. The moment Vanilla Ice made a movement, Silver Chariot went on the attack with the intent of cutting him open, anything to save Juno! His stomach was sliced open with ease, releasing the girl, even with half of her clothes melted off. “Ugh… so gross…” Juno whined as she tried to get up, the other two users fighting, Vanilla Ice tried to get back into Cream to heal, but was too slow, getting cut up in the process.
 
 
“Thank you, Polnareff..” She then proceeded to pass out on the ground. “Ahh! Miss Juno!! Please don’t die!!” he panicked and picked her up, rushing back to the others. At least he was able to save her, which made him feel a little bit better.
 
 
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