A scene from Doc Johnson & The Fembooth Mixup. Kindly illustrated by hotchoco of Dolcett Girls Form.

I like shiny clothes, like latex or leather. I had an idea for a fireproof version that can hold spices next to the meat, like pouch cooking. It's fireproof, comes off in pieces, and is dishwasher safe. Much sexier than the little things they put on rack of lamb or turkey legs. I call it CookWear™

CookWear is not used for storage. You use normal aluminum foil and/or Tupperware for that. Though the material of CookWear can be made in many shapes, my preferred shape is a all covering, skin-tight catsuit with hood, plus a corset. The corset doesn't really do anything; it's just because it looks good. A mouth hole and crotch opening allow for spit or chain roast (to find out what a chain roast is, read "Chained and Roasted").

CookWear is multi purpose. A) It's sexy no matter if a girl is being cooked in it or not. B) It's easy to clean, so a female chef wearing it doesn't get messy, kind of like an apron or lab coat. I also had an idea for the history of CookWear, something that doesn't go into a story, but does help shape it, like the stuff you find in a Writer's Bible. Originally, it was made as protection gear to be worn in a lab, but the scientist who made the material found it had other uses too. This was why both clear and opaque versions exist. Most of the suit is opaque, but there are clear patches over the eyes to keep them from burning while still letting the wearer see. In the pre-CookWear version, these acted as safety googles. Now while the body of CookWear is designed to help cook a person by holding spices and heat in, the hood does the reverse and protects the head, whether as a trophy or to keep the head alive like Futurama.

As for how the CookWear comes apart, since we're already dabbling in sci-fi here, a special molecular bonding tool is used to open and close the seams of the suit so they seem to disappear. The seams on the catsuits are around the neck, up the back of the hood, around each large joint (knees, elbows, armpits, hips, wrists, and ankles), up the back of the legs, up the inside of the arms, around the waist, around each tit, and a center body seam that runs from the neck, down the front through the crotch and ass area, and up the back. A seam doesn't have to be opened all the way if the person with the tool (which is no bigger than a pizza cutter and is shaped kind of like a old timey can opener*) only wants to open part of the seam. For example: the crotch opening is just a section of the center body seam. The corsets still use buckles in the front and laces in the back, but only because those look good on a corset. But because even the corsets are made of CookWear, they do have molecular seams on the sides for easy opening when serving.

*https://th.bing.com/th?id=OP.REcmQKmpn3ONpQ474C474

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