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"Straight to my room. If you see anyone, don't talk to them."
Kat leads me by the arm into her home. Smaller than I expected for a girl that obsesses over money. An elbow in my back ensures I don't get a chance to stop and take it all in. Or reconsider what she proposed.
Opening a flimsy wooden door along the hallway, I'm finally free to stand on my own. She locks the door behind us and sighs before turning to me.
"Listen, Kat I—"
"You do know where Sarah is, Jason? Yeah? She's in my ass, where she's been for 7 days. 7 DAYS! Do you think it's easy to keep something up your ass for a week? Don't you care about your girlfriend? I gave you a week to get $80 together. That's just a little more than $10 a day and you couldn't even manage that. This isn't how any of this is supposed to work, you prick."
I waited till I was certain she looked like she was done before speaking. The brazenness she's able to say that she shoved another living person up her ass and kept her there is frankly stunning to hear out loud and not in the constant stream of text messages she sent reminding me that I needed to pay up if I wanted Sarah back.
"I was just... busy. I wanted to get you your money, really."
"BUSY!? I'm not a sodding babysitter! This is a kidnapping and ransom and you're BUSY!?"
I roll my eyes as she speaks. The honest truth is I'd been enjoying the week away from Sarah. She's so... clingy. The texting, the endless wandering around TJ Maxx while she looks for clothes, gaming sessions interrupted because she just 'wants to talk', constantly hearing her complain about bullies at school. It's just... tiring and I wanted a break. Is that so bad?
"Yes. I was busy. It doesn't matter, I'm here now. You said you were gonna give her back, right? Just like... pop her out or something. She's okay, right?"
Kat seems bewildered as she laughs, "P-pop her out? Is that how you think this works? No no no. Get on the bed. You're getting her back from the source. Christ, almost feel bad for her with someone like you lookin' out."
From the source? Her ass? Kat can read my face as she takes my wrist in her hand.
"Wait I don't—"
"Since when have I cared about what you want. I'm sick of having her in there and you're gonna get her out."
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Posted by darklink8910 2 years ago Report
Wonder how she keeps them alive up there, and what's the longest she's kept someone in her ass
Posted by textingEdits 2 years ago Report
That'd actually be a really fun idea for a comic. In my head she actually takes them out for breaks every couple hours and drops them into a little hamster cage. That is unless she's going to bed, then she just leaves them in all night. They're still fully human in that form so she'd need to feed them too. Might even wash'em off in the sink if they're getting too grody.
I'd say this case, the week long failure to pay is the longest. It'd typically be a weekend or so but Jason here was a deadbeat that Kat didn't anticipate. So she had to come up with something just to get rid of Sarah.
Posted by darklink8910 2 years ago Report
Does explain what she does with the people who don't pay up at least
She lets them go but not without making a point
Posted by AssImilate 2 years ago Report
get rid of her? what happens when she goes in the other girls mouth?
Posted by textingEdits 2 years ago Report
She isn't Kat's problem anymore. Once she's out of her she's Jason's problem. The magic will wear off in a couple hours without Kat around anyway.
Posted by Gdaeb 2 years ago Report
Poor sarah kat should shove jason up her butt to take her place and let sarah go to see how he likes it
Posted by textingEdits 2 years ago Report
Who knows what the future may hold? I never do like using a design just once so I'll probably come up with a reason to bring this guy back. Needed more male side characters anyway.
Posted by dsangle0002 2 years ago Report
What if he accidentally swallows her?
Posted by textingEdits 2 years ago Report
He'd probably choke! I imagine Kat might Heimlich her out if so.