So, something crazy happened to me today in New Horizons.

I started playing today and, since it's my birthday, one of my villagers, Pashmina, greeted me at my door and told me to follow them to their house for something. I already went through this last year so I expected to just get a nice good little party there where I could take some screenshots, talk to the people who came and just generally enjoy myself.... But that wasn't what happened.

As soon as I entered Pash's house, I was met with Isabelle, Bunnie, Judy, Midge and, somehow, Pashmina all with.... Huge bellies full of... People?!
After going up to them and interacting with the A button, they all talked about how they decided to do this after (somehow) finding out I like this sort of stuff, and that it was time for "my presents".

What followed were scenes where I can't believe didn't affect this game's age rating, like, you would not believe the amount of fucking that went on.

I couldn't even record all of that because I was in complete shock (and also completely distracted) with what was happening, so I had to make this drawing to give you guys an idea of what I saw.

Crazy stuff.
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Just a little self-indulging pic I made to celebrate my birthday today. I love the villagers from my NH Island so I just had to make a pic like this with some of them together, really REALLY happy with how this one turned out!

Oh and also happy america day I guess.

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