There was probably not a master with worst luck than you. Despite all of the time and money you spent on Fate/Grand Order, you could never roll a Skadi or a Merlin ore even a Tammamo no Mae or Waver. You can’t even call them as support as no one will friend your casterless ass. But things would be different with Castoria. You emptied out your bank account, took out a second mortgage, and even sold a non-vital organ all just too spend it all on those precious saint quartzs. You prayed to every god out there and made your rolls. It took a long time (you did have to burn through like a morbillion saint quartz) but eventually you did see that golden light beam up from the summoning circle. It was none other than the ever so desired Castoria. Spurred on by your newfound luck you kept rolling for more and more copies of her. Two Castorias, three Castorias, four Castorias, five Castorias, six! After blowing away all of your saint quartz you had managed to acquire enough Castorias to get her to NP5. Truly FGO did not need a pity system. Unfortunately, you had spent the entire day rolling for Castoria and had to wait until tomorrow to try out your new servant.

You awoke the next day like you always do but something was amiss. When you checked for your Castorias, they were missing. You frantically looked around Chaldea for them, hoping that you hadn’t just dreamed the whole thing up. You got so desperate that you started barging into your other servant’s rooms looking for them. Then it dawned on you. Perhaps she is with one of her other versions of herself? You quickly run to the Saber Hall and ran into the first dorm, Lartoria’s dorm. You enter and before you can take in your surroundings you noticed you stepped in something. It was Castoria’s hat. In fact there was 5 others lying around the room. Also on the floor was Lartoria with a bloated belly big enough to fit inside 6 Castorias.

“May I-URP- excuse me… help you with something Master?” asked Lartoria who was trying to soothe her rowdy gut.

“L-l-l-lartoriaaa… d-d-did you e-eat all six Castorias?” you whimpered from trembling lips.

“Why yes I did. You forgot to feed me so I thought I would just help myself,” explained Lartoria, still rubbing her belly.

“DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I SPENT ON HER???????” you bawl as the situation truly begins to dawn on you.

“Oh she was important? Well then I am very sorry Master. You had so many copies of her that I assumed she was expendable. And I was so hungry that I couldn’t help myself,” nonchalantly explained the gluttonous servant. Your mind breaks. Dragging your feet you slowly make you way to the gigantic gut that now housed all of Castorias and flop your body onto it and cry. The extra weight upon her stomach causes Lartoria to let out a massive burp of golden dust, proof that your Castorias were truly gone. In defeat you eventually leave debating about taking out a couple of loans to get Castoria again. However, unknown to you, Castoria’s heroic spirit was permanently Lartoria pudge and could never be summoned from the Throne of Heroes again.

The next day you were greeted by none other than Lartoria but now bigger and naked. Lartoria had always been very busty but now the extra calories from her six course meal caused her curves to billow out in all directions. She could even compete with Passionlip for the biggest bust now. Despite this increase in sex appeal, your mood was not lifted.

“I’m sorry for my current lack of attire but my clothes no longer fit. Could you please get me some larger clothes?” asked an embarrassed Lartoria, desperately trying not to make eye contact. Deep down you wanted to tell her no and make her run around Chaldea in her birthday suit as punishment, but you just sighed and went off to command to get an expanded suit. And just as you turn your back away you faintly hear: “and some more food? I’m quite famished,” followed by the growling of a hungry stomach.


Just want to apologize if this hits to hard for those unfortunate enough to not have rolled Castoria. My thoughts and prayers go out to you. All memes aside I tried out some new things with this piece (such as writing a whole ass 1+ page story) and I'm quite proud with how it all turned out. Might have caught Lartoria fever or something so don't be too mad if she's all I draw for a while (I'll try not to make that the case :))

A Futa-alt can be found here: https://aryion.com/g4/view/801102

As always thanks for adding tags and a textless version can be found on my Pixiv here: https://www.pixiv.net/en/artworks/99597041

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