Now with one member of his party in his guts, Marche knew he'd have to play it cool if he was going to stay at the festival long enough to catch the other two. So, grabbing a flagon from inside the tent, he pretended to have drunk a whole lot. It sure seemed to fool the jester from before, and with that, he knew he was more than ready.

Spying Sabella about to steal more scrumptious pies, Marche decided to push her face down into her precious pastries! Not only would that distract her long enough for him to tuck in, but it added a delightful twist of irony. However, Chloe Curtana spotted him while helping herself to some gold. Damn.

Chloe started to flee as he finished off the pie faced sorceress, getting a fun idea when he realised she'd dropped her wand. Tapping into his limited knowledge of spells, he casted a 'Home' spell on Chloe as she ran, zapping her right into his stomach! And with that, his team of terrible adventurers was all nice and packed away!

And he'd managed to maintain his cover too, the townsfolk at the festival assumed he was just a very big eater and brought him plenty more to stuff himself with! Piling down food on top of his squirming prey, Marche could already tell the XP he'd get from this would be exorbitant.

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