Berin walked into the kitchen to help himself to some pizza only to find that his two friends, Vear and Toast, had eaten all of it.
 "Hey," Berin said, more than a little aggravated at the selfish actions of his two friends. "why didn't you save me any?"
 "Sorry," Toast said nonchalanty. "but if you wanted some, you should have gotten up when we did. Now you'll have to find something else to eat."
 Berin looked at Vear and Toast, his empty stomach growling as he got an idea. 'Find something else to eat? How about someone else to eat instead?"
 While Toast was making some toast to eat, toast is his favroite food and he tasted like toast, hince the name toast. Vear was going to grab a beer to drink when he was startled by something cold and sticky around his waist, causing him to scream and drop his beer as he looked down at his waist and saw Berins' tounge wrapped around it. He screamed in terror as he was lifted off of the ground by Berins' tounge, which got the attention of Toast.
 "TOAST! DON'T JUST STAND THERE! FIND A WAY TO GET ME OUT OF THIS!!" Vear screamed as Berin taunted him by slwoly dragging him to his salavating maw. Toast tried frantically to find something to free his friend, he finally grabbed a knife and went to cut Berins' tounge with it, but Berin snapped his tounge back into his mouth, taking a screaming Vear with him, after a couple of hard swallows, Toast watched as Vear tried to get out of his best friends belly.
 "DON'T WORRY VEAR! I'LL GET YOU OUT!" Toast ran towards Berin but Berin outsmarted Toast and wrapped his ankles up with his tounge, turning him upside down as he lifted him up in the air. Toast begged for Berin to put him down but it was too late, Berin wasted no time in bringing Toast into his mouth and swallowing him down into his belly with two hard gulps.
 "BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!" Wow! Those two really hit the spot. Now time for a nap."
 Berin slowly waddled over to his couch, he had his hands and arms underneath his massive belly, holding it still until he could get laid down.
 Once Berin was comfortable he was lulled to sleep by the digestion noises of his gurgling groaning belly. A few hours later Berin sat up and looked down at his much smaller belly. He went into the kitchen to get some water to drink and that's when it hit him. Only a day prior Berin and his friends were celebrating Vears' birthday, and now, they were dead, all that was left of them was a couple of pounds of shit sitting in Berins colon.
 "Oh no. What have I done?" Berin asked with regret. "All of this over a pizza, which I could have ordered another one of, instead I ate my friends because I thought they were being selfish, but I was the selfish one, pizza will always be here, but my friends are gone and I can never get them back."
 Berin went back to his couch, tears filled his eyes as his mind became flooded with the good memories he had made with Vear and Toast, only to remember the atrocious acts he had committed the night before. Berin cried loudly at the loss of his friends and that his own greed and selfishness, was ultimately to blame for their demise.