The Numbertons are your average family, except, they aren't exactly average, see, their names are numbers, and the only thing they can say are their names, which makes clear communication difficult but not impossoble. Their names are 1: A human male. 2: A dog furry. 4: A Waifu. 6: A shortstack who abuses 4. And there's 9: A male nerd who likes phones. Our story begins when 1 gets home after a long day at work.
 "One. One one one one one onnnnnnnnnne." One says, stretching before he opens his door. One opens the front door of his house and can't believe what he sees. Two is barking at Nine. "TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO TWO." Nine won't get off of his phone to find out why Two is barking. One gets even more annoyed when he looks over in the corner to find a naked Four in the corner crying. "FOUR, FOUR, FOOOOOOUUUUUURRRRRRR, FOUR FOUR FOUR."
 "One one ONNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" One screams, trying but failing to get everyones' attention. One tries to think of what to do next when he looks down at his pants and gets an idea: One takes off his clothes and strokes his cock, getting it nice and hard before he walks over to Two and Nine. When One gets to Two he takes the still barking furry and slides him down into his ball sack, then he goes over to Four and slides her into the slit of his cock and down into his ball sack to join Two, who is still barking. Then he goes to Four, she looks at him in time to discover her fate and be shoved into his cock and down into his ball sack. His housemates consumed, One goes to his bathroom and watches them be digested down to cum.
 One takes his cock and aims it over the bathtub before he starts to stroke it with his left hand, moaning and saying 'one' quietly as he does so. When One cums he closes his eyes and lets out a loud ONE! while the liquified remains of his housemates are splattered against the shower wall-save for a few drips that land on the floor.
 "Once One finishes coming he takes a shower and washes his body off and sends what is left of his friends down the drain.