Tabitha 'Tabi' McCormick's Food Blog was Universally renowned, and This day it's prestige brought her and her beloved girlfriend Mica Smith and best friend Samantha 'Sam' Paleo to Suplay, A Jupiter sized Planet of Human Macros originally from Sam's home planet of Tublua who grew too big for said planet, averaging between 1 and 1 ½ Mile Tall. The Trio were personally invited by a New Steakhouse's Owner Nicklaus, who because of his research figured that If Tabi talked about his restaurant his business would be 3 times as popular. He sees the relatively tiny ship land and the 3 micros land and walk to the door.
'This is perfect!' He thinks, 'these tinies will make my business infamous for serving them only 1 meal! Tabi Award here… I… come?'
His thoughts come to a halt seeing Mica grow to match his 1 1/2 mile tall stature while Sam and Tabi eat something and each grow to 2000 ft tall apiece. 'Okay… Didn't know they could do that…'
The 'Small' Fennec-Girl walks thru the door and says, "Hello, you Must be Mr. Nicklaus? Thank you for the Invitation, already I will say your food smells wonderful from the outside. These are my best friends Mica and Sam, I hope it is no bother that I brought them along to join me for this lunch?"
"Not at all Miss McCormick! I hope you and your friends enjoy the food that me and my staff make for you. Here, allow me to personally bring you to your table for the afternoon."
The three are brought to a large table with enough room for the 3 of them to sit comfortably. Almost instantly the food starts coming out for the 3 to
Try out. The kitchen staff made sure to bring their A-Game, as the Large food is brought out just as quickly as the 3 girls are eating it, the staff almost terrified how detailed Tabi's notes are, She rapidly eating a meal in less then 20 or 30 seconds and her notes able to tell with pinpoint accuracy even what seasoning they put on the food. Nickaus is just sitting there stunned at not only how fast the 3 girls are eating the plates they are brought out, but how it seems like they all are nowhere near full. 'Its okay Nick, they all seem pleased so far, this is going to be worth it once I get that to put that award on my door. All they need to go through is the dessert menu now.'
Just as he thought that the first of the 3 cakes came out. His brushing up on some of her other reviews made him confident that the homemade cakes on his dessert menu would be well received. The Devil's Food and Red Velvet cakes were extremely well received by the trio of girls, now for the Carrot Cake.
Tabi takes 1 bite of the cake and the joyish look on her face immediately changes. And Mica and Sam after eating their slices both are heard saying "Oh No… well you know what to do"
The other 2 promptly walk outside, Confusing as Tabi pulls out an item out of her mouth and walks over to him.
"What the hell is this?" Tabi asks him showing him the foodstuff, a raisin.
"Um…. That's a raisin Miss McCormick… is something the matter?"
Tabi's hair starts glowing bright white and he immediately feels the air around her get hotter.
"You said in your email you studied my Blogs correct?" Tabi asks, a stirn tone in her voice.
"I mean... I skimmed a few of them…" Nicklaus responds, sweat beading down his face from both the heat and his new found fear of the short fox girl.
"In the reviews you read did you happen to see what I said was my absolute least favorite food in the entire universe?"
"Um… I only read the positive reviews…." He answers sheepishly.
"Oh good… an Idiot…" Tabi says as her expression goes from angry to the Joyish one she had on when she was eating.
"I beg your pardon?" Nicklaus asks as Tabi pulls out a giant Loaf of bread that is exactly as tall as he is cut in half. She quickly sandwiches him between the two slices, and lifts him into the air.
"To answer that question Nicklaus, I despise raisins. And if you read my blogs you would knlw that is an automatic bad review for the Idiot that serves them to me, and as my Father always says… Idiots Taste Delicious" Tabi says as she swallows him whole. The restaurant's crew is freaking out as they run outside in fear, only to be met and eaten by Sam and Mica as Tabi does what she usually does to those restaurants who get a 'bad review' from her. She eats the entire building from the inside out. The fennec-girl quickly devours everything inside the building that is not bolted down, save for the Giant Carrot cake that remains. Sam as if on que comes in and promptly takes care of her. She grabs a bunch of dessert items and walks back outside. Tabi finally finishes eating the final brick of the restaurant and looks over to her friends.
"Not gonna lie girls, this probably wouldn't have gotten a good review regardless." Tabi says to them.
"Yeah the steaks were kinda dry towards the end there and the salad tasted horrible. My Mom is three times the cook those guys were. They tasted great though." Sam responds as Mica whistles over to her girlfriend.
"Now, how about we give you a proper Dessert my beloved fennec." She says as Tabi notices she doubled her size to 3 miles tall and drenched herself in the dessert toppings that Sam grabbed, the 3 of them knowing this routine so well they could do it in their sleep.
Tabi looked up at her huge prey. The Fennec-Girl licks her lips as she knew that her meal was going to be satisfying. Mica smiled as she knew the micro predator was going to eat her.
“Well, are you ready for dessert or not?” as she closes her eyes. Tabi goes to her gigantic prey’s head and says “I am ready!” Mica looked happy as her girlfriend starts to swallow her whole.
Tabi opened her mouth as she started swallowing her macro prey. Mica laughs as she is in the smaller girl's second stomach, which she specifically did cause she only wanted to swallow Mica, but not Digest her. Tabi kept swallowing her large prey as she enjoyed her meal. After fully swallowing the macro, Tabi burped. Her Belly now the size of the parking lot they were in. She said “Thanks for the dessert love, now let's go back to your Place Sam, your Mom invited us to dinner!"
The 2 girls are teleported onto their ship as they go back to Tublua, eagerly anticipating The meal cooked by Sam's mother Patty. Odds were excellent that it would be league's better than their lunch.
The end
Posted by Luna2120 2 years ago Report
You would think that someone who literally eats Planets for a living wouldn't have a food they despise. But actually the Operation to become a Salvoreger actually for a reason the DPE has still not figured out magnifies the tastebuds of the Planet eaters in such a way that the food they absolutely cant stand becomes the most vile thing they have ever eaten. And for Tabi, that is Raisins, and ass you can see, the results are devastating for the owner of a new restaurant that was trying to get the seal of approval from out beloved Fennec-Girl to increase his business.
Posted by Mulitpede 2 years ago Report
Thanke for the information.
Posted by Luna2120 2 years ago Report
It was the description I thought of for my posting on my Furaffinity page
Posted by Mulitpede 2 years ago Report
Ok.
Posted by credxz 2 years ago Report
Aw man, you didn't have to!
Thank you guys so much!
Posted by Mulitpede 2 years ago Report
Your welcome.