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Diane has a bit of a reputation around Forgery as one of the unruliest customers in town. The kind of woman everyone in the store dreaded to see waltzing in, the one who would come in and start a loud argument over the inanest issues.

Today was no exception. Diane came in, calm at first but soon becoming red-faced and angry after the customer service returns staff refused to take back an item she mistakenly purchased after her coupon didn't apply. And who was working returns that day? Why none other than resident punching bag, Lea! To put it lightly, the two women had a bit of a history.

“You again? What? Does God just keep putting you in my path to test my patience!?” she yelled, her voice echoing off the walls. “This place is a joke!”

Lea, for her part, was barely able to conceal her hatred for this woman. Perhaps rightfully so. Even so, the customer is always right (lest she lose her job again) So Lea explained through gritted teeth that sometimes the store had trouble keeping certain items in stock due to high demand. Diane, to no one's surprise, was not having it. She started to get more and more agitated, and before long, a crowd had gathered around them.

Things were getting out of hand, and Lea was about to call for help when Diane suddenly lunged at her, tackling her down to the ground. The crowd gasped in shock as Diane began to wrestle with Lea, pinning her to the ground.

“Let this be a lesson to you all – the customer service here stinks!” Diane shouted; her face contorted in a mixture of mirth and rage. She then took a seat, deftly slipping her pants down and planting her bare ass directly on Lea’s face and releasing a loud fart.

With a vengeful grumble, Diane stood and strutted her way out of the store, leaving Lea humiliated by this woman's ass again and the onlookers speechless. As she walked past them, Diane threw them a triumphant glance, as if to say, “You all saw what I did – and you can't do a damn thing about it!”

The entire episode had lasted mere minutes, yet it felt like an eternity. By the time security had arrived, Diane was long gone and scarcely anyone in the store could believe what they had just witnessed, though Lea knew they wouldn't ban her. They didn't ban her last time either.

The sight of Diane’s victorious face was burned into her memory, she could only sigh in relief that it could have been worse and wasn't.

In the end, Diane was telling the truth: now the customer service really did stink.

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