Once again art by the lovely Dot. Now watch me obsess over their tiger boy who I'm gay for with this insane screed!

Jae snorts both at her snide remark and offer of going somewhere. "No way. It's Wednesday night. I'm not going to get gorged before work tomor...what are you doing?" Carrie was holding up a finger to him as she was on the phone. "Hey, dad? You know Jae's work right? Yeah the boy whose pants I set on fire. Yeah uh...I need to cash in that favor from the Bolivia vacation on you doing a code 16 to his work for...a week let's say. Thaaaaaanks dad! Love youuuuuuu." Happily hanging up and adopting the cockiest pose she can at him. "What was..." Jae can't even finish his sentence as a text comes in on his phone. "You don't have to bother reading it. Your work 'discovered' there's a gas leak that needs fixing by the city before it can operate again. Youreeeee welcome!" The tiger man rolls his eyes. "Oh what joy to be dating a psychopath whose father is the mayor of this Eastern Oregon Potemkin village."

Carrie clasps her hands together and inhales deeply in enamored excitement. "Babe that insult was downright ESOTERIC." "Yeah uh...I had to do homework to even compete after you recited the entire 'whore of Babylon' bit from the Bible at me that one time." The small fox bounces happily at this point, basically drooling over her hunk of manmeat while pushing him out the door. "Well I'm glad my little stupid sponge cake of a man is actually trying to learn for once." He can only roll his eyes as he gets his jacket on, leading her out. "Yeah yeah, whatever you little psycho." "Hey...I suck your dick three times AT MINIMUM a week. If I was a psycho wouldn't I have bit down yet?" Once they've gotten into his car he rolls his eyes again, now harder. "I mean...yes? You'd probably mumble something about the scorpion and the frog before chomping down you gremlin." As he puts it into gear, she bats her eyelashes at him innocently. "You know me too well...And if I'm the scorpion in this metaphor let's make you into the frog, lardass."
It had been a wild night for the couple. Both of them were wild animals in their own right. Drinks in their system, the couple proceeded to party around town. Words were said, challenges made, and drinking contests accepted (by Carrie, but Jae had to compete). Before the end of the night the poor tiger had been forced to drink over a half dozen people under the table! The only reason he wasn't gone was due to the food...well... "Food" in his system. Three college aged girls had challenged him jointly at one point with him accepting in trade for "one of you six". Absolutely blitzed, the tiger still managed to out drink all three girls there. Stunned in silence and mild disgust at the sloshed and somewhat sloshy tiger, one of them says condescendingly "I don't care how hot he is I'm not fucking a man with a gut as big as Becky's, because she's FAT." "Liz... Becky's PREGNANT." "Pregnant with what? Hamsters? That's all she ever talks about!" "Shes talking about her HUSBAND and the life threatening surgery he has next month Becky." The pair lock eye contact and know full well what Jae is about to do. In an instant, the girl is shoved face first into his maw, huge teeth pinning her against his giant tongue as it laps at her face. Perhaps unsurprisingly as she yells for someone to help, no one really participates. In fact, besides Carrie who is now actively salivating and cheering him on, the whole place is kind of awkwardly silent. No one likes Becky but it's clear this disaster couple saw her as nothing more than a meal as she flails back and forth, knocking over a still undrank beer. Trying to break the palpable tension, one guest meekly yells out in a weak voice "Party Foul!" but his expression says it's not really meant. Still, he does get that foxgirl walking right up to him, and with a little gesture of her hand he leans into hear if she has to say something to him. Her response is a fist. Right to his nose. Whining as he bleeds and sprints off for the bathroom, the humiliated man makes Carrie bust into gut wrenching laughter as she starts helping Jae out by pushing on the still flailing girl for him to eat her faster, only pausing for him to high five the almost demonic 'sune. This couple didn't just want people to know they were the life of the party, they wanted to be the only party there having any sort of fun!
Predictably, no one is sad to see the pair stumble out of the bar. For him it's how drunk he is combined with the girl sloshing and shaking in his gut. And for her it's his sheer weight leaning against her. But soon enough they make it to the car. "Babe I'm driving." "Shhhh...fine... But only if you use your big girl seat." "Jae please." "Do it or I swallow my keys." Not wanting to tempt fate, Carrie sighs and goes to the trunk, producing her very own SUPER BIG BABY CAR BOOSTER. For when you think your babys biggest threat is traffic when actually it's diabetes. Huffing as she straps it into the driver's seat, she crawls in and sits before driving them off.

Jae manages to sober up enough by the time they get home, though maybe his now squishy meal from earlier soaked up all of the remaining alcohol. His fox gremlin of a girlfriend beams happily as they both can hear the subtle slosh and roll of his stomach contents with every step he takes. Finally they get into the apartment and she bats those long eyelashes at him gently. "Dearie...lift your shirt so I can mark the wall!" And the still buzzed and overfilled tiger complies. Manicured hands immediately go to rubbing over such a soft, precious orb while she coos excitedly at the situation. It's clear he likes it too, as they both feel her hands drift low enough from his belly to gently squeeze that already hardening rod between his legs. He pants excitedly, clearly getting worked up as she holds up a finger. "Two things first." Once again she positions him where he was yesterday, now marking the wall yet again to show off his growth so far. "Mmh...I'm impressed! Well we're going to have to continue that TOMORROW. Tonight I'll treat you." Even pent up the tiger freezes for a moment. "Tomorrow?" "Oh yes, we made a bet! I want to see how far you can go!" The fox grins smugly as he gives her a nervous look. Carrie did many gambles, but she rarely bluffed about being a horny little goblin fox. But alas, horny Jae wins out and he gives a nod that even surprises him in its timidity. Who knew what he was agreeing to? But he shrugged, who cares? He was fed and getting laid. Not like she could ACTUALLY overdo his capacity. What could go wrong?

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