Clark Kent made his way to his apartment. Jimmy didn't get there yet, so the man had to whole place to himself. He laid down on the couch relaxing when a certain someone appeared above him. "Helloooo Clark!" He said, smiling. It was Mr. Mxyzptlk. The blue twink flew next to Clark, frightening the other man. "Hey, how did you get here?!?" He jumped up. "I thought the Loises had you locked up!" A blue finger rested on the other man's lips. "Oh Clark, hush down a little. I have a proposition for you, if you don't mind." The imp landed on the couch next to the larger man. "And what do you mean?" Clark asked the twink. The other smiled.
  "I am a changed man, Clark. I've learned the error of my ways, all that. But! I am a very lonely god of chaos. And that's where you come into play!" He pointed at Clark playfully. "You, I would like someone like you to accompany me, in other words...becoming my lover, of course!" Clark looked at him, shocked. This was his enemy. He tried to use everyone just to get his crown, yet...he changed? This was just another trick, right? Mxyzy giggled. "And what do you say, Clark?" The larger man thought for a moment, then replied. "I see. If we're gonna be together, than you will not cause any harm to Earth-12 or any of the multiverse, correct?" Clark looked at the smaller man before him. He wasn't bad looking, he'd have to admit. His fluffy white hair, his black mascara.. Clark came back to his senses. "And correct you are! Although I can have fun, too!" Clark titled his head. "And what kind of fun?" Mxyzy smirked mischievously, licking his lips. "You'll see."
  A portal opened below Clark, causing him to fall in. "Oomph! Oww, where am I?" He said, rubbing his head. The area felt soft and squishy, like flesh. His clothes were getting wet, his legs resting in a pool of liquid as something tentacle-like moved underneath him. "Hey, where did you put me?" He yelled out, with a louder voice chuckling. "Take a wild guess, you won't believe it!" Mxyzy laughed as Clark saw the giant teeth behind him. It all became clear: he was in an imp's maw. "Is this..your mouth?" He heard loud clapping, most likely from the twink's hands. "And right you are! And a winning prize for someone such as yourself- You know what, how about I make it a surprise?" He said, wanting to cause a little mischief for his new boyfriend. He titled his head, drawing the now shrunken male towards his throat. He felt himself get sucked and slurped down his throat, the fleshy walls wrapped around the tiny, weak man. Mxyzy placed his fingers along the small bulge that formed in his throat, guiding it further down. Soon enough, Clark exited the esophagus and into a dark blue stomach. It was also wet and moist, like a fleshy sack that sealed him in the imp's body.
  "You ate me???" Clark asked as he felt the area rumble underneath him. "Oh, relax! I don't plan on harming you, I just wanna play a little trick!" Clark sat back down in the organ, oddly he liked it. "No, I can't like this, I don't know if I'll even survive!" He thought to himself. Yet, it felt like a weighted blanket. And there was no acid to be seen, if he was food, wouldn't he have been digesting right now? "It just all feels so strange...but I guess he won't hurt me..." He laid back in the gut. "I feel a certain someone has made it in a god of chaos' belly!" Mxyzy laughed happily, feeling the shrunken man inside of him. "You had no idea how good that felt! And for my next trick..."
  Clark felt himself travel back up the throat again before being spat back out into the imp's blue palm. He then placed Clark into a portal. The man reemerged from the portal and back onto the couch. Clark looked around again. He was back to his normal size, and well, larger than the little twink. "How was that? As for me, you were the tastiest treat I've ever had! Ah, little Clark Kent in my mouth, it was like something I've never dreamed of!" He smirked, licking his fingers. Clark stood there confused yet relieved that it was all just a strange trick. "So, I have a proposition of my own..." Mxyzy looked at him. "Then let's hear it!"
  Clark cleared his throat. "Would you like to go on a date?"