hi i swear to god that i'm a writer, i swear, please boss don't wack me
anyways yes hello hi i finally finished a thing for a friend that's been in the backburner for literal months at a time because i was going through some really fucking intense blockage. so uh. here's smoge's (https://twitter.com/Smoge16) (https://aryion.com/g4/user/Smoge16) snakegirl ruby having a very normal lunch that definitely doesn't involve her growing to the size of a building. super definitely doesn't involve that. shh don't look at the tags.
thumbnail thoughtfully given to me by him

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3.1k words

Female Pred, Multiple Prey, Mass Vore, Digestion, Stuffing, Weight Gain, Blob,
Extreme Weight Gain

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“Welcome to Barbie-Burger Queen, home of the Slathered Snakewrangler, may I take your order?”
“Yeah, can I get a fucking uhhhh-”
Ruby watched the horrendously long line of customers in the fast food restaurant from outside of the window, slithering into the bushes to keep out of sight - surprisingly, no one had seen her, despite being a giant lamia several feet long with bright red hair and dark skin. Too busy with their meals, it seemed. She’d seen dozens of humans go in grab and leave with juicy, meaty burgers in-hand. The snake-girl poked her head out to look inside from the window again, grabbing her stomach in hunger and drooling in excitement of food. She would just slither into the place and take what she wanted, but she was batted out with a broom the last time she tried that. She needed to get creative to get inside…
Seeing the equally long line of cars wrap around the place gave her an idea: the way they rolled down their windows to order left them vulnerable to attacks - that’d be her opportunity to sneak inside. The corn snake-girl followed behind an SUV that was being driven by a massively obese woman, carefully sliding under the blind sides so she wouldn’t be seen. Ruby waited until it stopped under the delivery window before she opened the unlocked passenger door and jumped right onto the obese woman. She swallowed the heavy appetizer down, pulling the woman over to the passenger seat and causing the entire SUV to shift downwards. The woman made an obvious bulge going down Ruby’s dark-skinned throat and belly, but her size was no trouble to a predator of any repute. Her huge body was displayed on Ruby’s first stomach in a tight bulge, jutting out and taking up the entire front seat and then some. Despite the woman’s large size, she was putting up a decent fight in Ruby’s belly, pushing out her hands and struggling enough to make the car shake violently. The lamia took a second to admire her handiwork before she realized that she heard a cough next to the window.
“Uhh.” An underpaid worker wearing a cheap uniform held two pairs of greasy-looking bags in his hands, “So… Do you… still want the four grilled double cheeseburger combo meals, or…”
Ruby blinked, looked back at the massive human-shaped bulge on her midriff, then blinked at the worker again. “Yeah, sure,” she said before pulling him through the window and swallowing him right outside of the car, directly into her first stomach.
Hanging halfway through the window, the snake-girl ate the entire contents of one of the bags, stuffing an entire quad patty cheeseburger and a carton of extra large and extra chunky curly fries into her mouth before swallowing the entire meal in one gulp. The horribly-greasy, way-too-fattening, and most importantly free meal landed in her stomach with a heavy thud, probably right on top of the driver and worker who were both still wiggling their way through Ruby’s first stomach. She rifled through another bag and did the same to its contents with equal zeal, before also attempting to climb through the window into the restaurant proper. Unfortunately, the two meals currently softening up in her stomach were blocking the rest of the way in - no matter how much Ruby pushed and pulled and wiggled, she was effectively stuck hanging right between the window and the car. Embarrassingly, the cars queued up honked at her, either not aware or not caring that she just ate two people in front of them.
“Do you not see me stuck or something!?” Ruby yelled out as she poked her head out. The lamia, finding more strength, managed to finally break through the window frame, shattering it into pieces. She slithered right inside of the kitchen, flopping onto the floor on her stomach, mushing down the remains of her first two meals into a thick stew, making it easier for her to pump them through her second stomach.
Over two dozen workers were in a hectic rush around the kitchen, working every piece of cooking equipment in there to their absolute limits. Entire bags of burgers, onion rings, french fries, chicken strips, and other finger foods were made at a blistering pace to keep up with the influx of customers at lunch hour. What seemed like at least a hundred people were eating in the large restaurant, eating their fill and then some. To anyone else in front of the counter, it would’ve been a long wait. To Ruby, it was a feast.
“Oh, fuck yes.” Ruby’s eyes were wide open at the amount of food at her fingertips. All she needed to do was just let herself have a good time and fill up her stomach to its absolute limit.
Ruby had started out first by gulping down the hapless fast food cooks in the back, pulling them away from their stations. Patties and fries were left unattended as the snakegirl slurped up underpaid workers, eagerly ignoring their cries of protests of needing to work. Unfortunately for them, but fortunately for Ruby, workers seems to be replaced as fast as they were being eaten either by starving customers or the ravenous Ruby. The managers, for the most part, were unconcerned with the situation.
“Hey, wait a sec, I batted you out of here earlier-!” One employee yelled out as she slid down Ruby’s throat.
By now, well over twenty employees and countless pounds of fast food were inside of her stomach, gurgling away into snake soup. Meat and potatoes and soda and other horribly processed foods bubbled inside of her human stomach. The other, more lively meals were pushed into her lengthy naga tail, slowly taking up the entire size of the kitchen. The entire thing pulsed as it clenched around all of them, slowly but surely melting them into more manageable liquids for Ruby to absorb - minus their clothes and other less melty pieces. Those would have to be coughed or belched up later.
This was as stuffed as Ruby had been this month, possibly even this year. She could feel her stomachs straining to hold in their meals, barely holding together, and yet something in her mind still craved more food. She slid out of the kitchen, holding her gut in half-satisfaction-half-hunger. Right into the smorgasbord of food in the lobby.
Out there, even more plump and obese people had lined up in nearly-perfect succession from one another, hypnotized by the allure of cheap fast food. Left and right, they were also eating workers much like Ruby was, complete with entire trays full of burgers and finger foods, washed down with extra-large sodas.
Ruby felt drool run down her chin at the sight, and her mind ran through the possibility of filling out the entire restaurant from the size she would become. Would it be possible? Could she even eat all of these people? Her mind whited out as she felt her body automatically move towards the front of the line, pushing past the cashiers. She put her hands on a cashier’s shoulder, and let out a single word:
“Hey.”
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Ruby suppressed a sickly burp as she laid her head down on the register counter, trying not to throw up from the amount of food being processed in her stomachs.
Deafening gurgles and groans filled the packed restaurant - every inch of the dining place was covered, floor-to-ceiling, with Ruby’s cornsnake tail. It pressed up against the glass walls, threatening to break them down with a single wrong move. The outlines of dozens of customers and workers were on full display on her tail, all of them as chubby as she was and all in various stages of digestion throughout the overworked organ. They all wiggled around in her stomach, slowly melting down into a soft sludge for her to absorb. Thankfully, her metabolism adjusted to the situation and went into overdrive, working on churning the poor meals down to a liquid soup, making it much easier to move around.
With how her stomach was stretched to its limit working on too many prey at once, Ruby had no energy left to move. Sweat dripped down her face, her lungs were heaving up and down, and her arms were hanging from her side like thick, floppy drapes. She let out a strained bbwrReulch, and let out a tiny sigh of relief as she felt another body get entirely glorped into mush. It’d still take hours at this rate, but any sort of pressure off of her belly was welcome.
“God, this was a mistake,” she said as she crawled around the kitchen, “I need to get out of here, if I eat another burger or anything, I’m going to fucking explode-”
As she was trying to lift herself up, her hand managed to press on a button on one of the cooking counters. Suddenly, alarms rang throughout the kitchen, and one of the grills slid into the wall as a large, towering safe emerged from underneath; the golden logo of Barbie-Burger Queen’s grill and hamburger were etched onto its front, and a threateningly red light was shining down on it. Curiosity overtook Ruby’s sense of danger as she crawled her way to the safe, wanting to see why there was even a hidden vault in a restaurant. She turned the handle to open it with surprising success, watching the thick metal door fly open to reveal its hidden contents. Inside were some of the most perfectly arranged burgers set on expensive china plates, placed apart from each other in a way that made every burger its own individual article. What could only be described as the most perfect burger in the world was the centerpiece of the gallery. Its toasted buns were artisanally crafted by a master baker top with imported sesame seeds from a faraway land, between which were freshly grown vegetables that were the brightest of colors and crispiest constitution. A steaming patty made of expensive wagyu beef with absolutely perfect grill marks held artisanal cheese that still bubbled with heat as it sat on top of the meat, all topped off with the perfect ratio of handmade ketchup and mustard. All Ruby had to do was-
“SWAT, GET DOWN ON THE GROUND NOW!”
Suddenly, the skylights broke as four heavily armored police officers rappelled down from helicopters into the kitchen. Glass shattered all over the kitchen, crunching under heavy boots as they landed on the floor, raising up their shields against Ruby. The letters BBQPD were emblazoned on their armor vests, and they brandished giant sticks of Christmas hams against her, bodies hidden behind shields of cheddar-colored riot shields.
“Step away from the burger, now!” One cop shouted at her, “You’re surrounded - leave now and you’ll get a two-for-one combo coupon for your next order!”
The lamia could hear trucks, helicopters, and even more officers preparing to launch a full-scale assault on the building. She hissed and bared her fangs at the cops, guarding the luxurious burger behind her like it was her own child. She hadn’t come this far and gotten so fat just to be stopped by some mall cops. Without hesitation, she struck; first pouncing on the nearest cop to swallow him whole, then using her wall of snake tail-meat to thwack the others into submission. Whatever poor souls were in that part of the tail got turned into mush as Ruby’s massive tail slammed them down onto the cops. She spent no time savoring the first literal pig cop, kevlar and all, as the walking bacon slid down her throat. Two cops were down, and a third was calling in for reinforcements; the beat of dozens of boots on the ground rivaled Ruby’s stomach growling for food. This would be no ordinary police assault.
This would be a life-or-death combat for her burger.
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“Fall back, fall back!”
The surviving cops finally relented their assault after dozens of bodies had been thrown at Ruby, with nothing to show for it other than an equal amount of casualties caused by her gut. At this point, nearly a hundred bodies were in her right now; she had lost proper track of how many people she had eaten. The freshest ones sat on top of her stomach, stuck above a pile of messy foodstuff that she had eaten in the firefight for health. She sat on top of one of her coils like a beanbag, groaning and panting out of exhaustion. She looked at the perfect burger in her hands, undisturbed. That was it.
“That is it!” One surviving cop yelled out, “I have had it with this motherfucking snake in this motherfucking-!”
Ruby whipped her tail at the officer and sent him flying off into the distance. She couldn’t be bothered to deal with him, not when she was so close. She took a bite of the burger, and felt the most mouthwateringly melting feel in her mouth. The perfect crunch of the lettuce, the easy melting of the cheese, the juicy burger, it was all absolutely perfect. It was totally worth raiding this burger place for. Ruby savored every chew and swallow of the perfect cheeseburger until it was all gone; of course, what was a burger without a drink to wash it down with? She laid down under the soda fountain, and randomly pressed whatever button was on top of her. A stream of sugary cherry soda made its way directly into her stomach, drowning the rest of her meals.
“Ah… this is the life…” Ruby sighed in ecstasy.
Suddenly, a loudspeaker from outside blared out a meek, oddly-accented voice, “Hello? To whoever has that burger in our locale, do not eat it! It was put inside that vault for our protection!”
Ruby looked outside from between wherever her coils let her, seeing a scientist standing on an armored car.
Pfft, she thought to her self, what’s the worst that could happen? Am I gonna blow up?
“You must understand, it’s been doused in experimental growth serum! One bite will go straight to your thighs!”
Ruby slowly turned around to witness the effects of the growth serum. True enough, her snake half had already begun growing out as if it were being inflated. Snake meat had overtaken the entire lobby at this point, straining the glass windows to their absolute limit as tons of fat pushed against them. No space was left for light to enter, leaving Ruby’s still-obese upper half behind the counter in artificial light.
“And then you blob up!”
Oh no.
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Mari flipped another page of Fyodor Dostoevsky’s The Brothers Karamazov, brow furrowed in thought of its contents. What could it all mean, the idea of god and humanity and free will? What does free will mean when suffering exists? Where does this idea of free will even come from? Dostoevsky attempts to question these ideas and make people wonder what our will means in the end, but he is only a man. Worse, Mari was only a deer. She closed the book and set it aside on the bench, pushing up her tiny glasses and adjusting her turtleneck sweater.
“I cannot answer these questions that Dostoevsky brings up within the novel,” Mari said aloud, “but I, as someone with free will, can work to realize the potential of what we truly have. Free will may be responsible for suffering, and yet it is what drives us forward. We are motes in the endless expanse of time, yes, but we are here nonetheless.”
She looked up into the blue sky, and wondered if free will existed or if the world has deluded itself into thinking it does. Then she took a bite out of her BLT. The deergirl was so lost in thought of the philosophical that she only just noticed the massive gathering of armed response units in front of her.
“Huh,” Mari hummed, “I wonder what that’s about. Ooh, ice cream!” She immediately ran over to the ice cream cart stationed nearby, and ordered a cool soft serve from the man running it.
Suddenly, the ground shook as something massive shifted in the area. Mari looked around for the cause, then another quake occurred. Then another. Then-
*CRASH*
The fast food place she had been observing earlier had turned into a million tiny pieces of debris as a dark-skinned snakegirl violently grew larger and larger, spilling out from the building with explosive fat growth. Her body ballooned out with adipose and blubber, growing her out almost like she was being flooded with liquid fat. She had grown several stories tall and was approaching the total acreage of the entire block. Stomach noises were echoing across the entire city, sloshing and groaning and gurgling, fueled her endless binge earlier. Despite the massive, blobby size the snakegirl had become, her head was only as proportional as her height down on the ground. Her redhaired head…. Wait, that was-!
“Oh, hey, that’s Ruby,” Mari waved to her friend, “Hi, Ruby! How it’s going!?”
*GhRUARroarRAORP*
“Hi, Mari,” Ruby said after her belch.
“Whatcha doing?”
“Oh, I was just grabbing lunch.”
“Okay! Do you want some ice cream or something?” Mari licked her soft serve, “This guy down here has some really good ice cream! He says he has chocolate and strawberry too!”
“...Strawberry, please.”
“Okay! How am I gonna get you it!?”
Ruby sighed, “I don’t know, Mari, use a helicopter or something.”
“Okay!”
Ruby rolled her eyes at first, but sensed something approaching her head. She turned it around as best she could, noticing a tiny helicopter flying closeby, piloted by none other than Mari.
“Here you go!” The deergirl set the helicopter to autopilot, opened the door to her seat, and threw a perfect three-point shot right into Ruby’s maw.
Despite her massively bloated size, Ruby enjoyed the tiny bit of ice cream as a nice dessert to her lunch. She would be stuck in place at the site of the Siege of Barbie-Burger Queen, serving as a reminder for those who would use science in dangerous ways. The snakegirl wouldn’t even be able to protest either, as helicopters dumped entire cargo containers full of fresh burgers into her maw, sating Ruby’s destructive hunger. People came from all over to pay tribute to the site in the form of chicken nuggets, left at the base of her tail.
Ruby could no longer move her body, muscles lost upon thick layers of snakefat. Her breasts had rivaled those of the flying blimps floating around the city, her tail (if she could have moved) would have been the length and girth of a skyscraper, and her gut spilled out in every direction like a flood of flesh. She could barely move around at this point. If her last size was considered a toothpick, then her current one would definitely be a fully grown tree.
Well, Ruby thought, at least she got her burger.

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