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Tabitha 'Tabi' McCormick's Food Blog was Universally renowned, and This day it's prestige brought her and her beloved girlfriend Mica Smith to Suplay, A Jupiter sized planet of human macros originally from a planet called Tublua, who moved off planet due to somehow being able to grow from the standard planet's Macro size of 50 to 150 feet tall to an astronomical 1 to 1.5 Miles tall. The Fennecian was personally invited by a New Steakhouse's Owner Nicklaus, who because of his research figured that If Tabi talked about his restaurant his business would be 30 times as popular as it was currently. He sees the relatively tiny ship land and the 2 micro sized beings land in the parking lot in a rather adorable ‘toy’ ship and walk to the door.
'This is perfect!' He thinks, 'these tinies will make my business infamous for serving them only 1 meal! Tabi Award here… I… come?'
His thoughts come to a halt seeing Mica grow to match his 1 1/2 mile tall stature while Tabi sat in her hand. 'Okay… Didn't know she could do that… At least Tabitha is still small…’
The 'Small' Fennec-Girl walks through the door and says, "H-hello, you Must be Mr. Nicklaus? Thank you f-for the Invitation, already I will say your food smells wonderful from the outside. This is my Wonderful G-girlfriend Mica, I hope it is no bother that I brought her along to join me for this lunch?"
"Not at all Miss McCormick! I hope you and your lovely partner will enjoy the food that me and my staff make for you. Here, allow me to personally bring you to your table for the afternoon."
The couple are then brought to a large table with enough room for them to sit comfortably. Almost instantly the food starts coming out for the pair to
Try out. The kitchen staff made sure to bring their A-Game, as the Large food is brought out just as quickly as the 2 girls are eating it, the staff almost terrified how detailed Tabi's notes are, She rapidly eating a meal in less then 20 or 30 seconds and her notes able to tell with pinpoint accuracy even what seasoning they put on the food. Nickaus is just sitting there stunned at not only how fast the girls are eating the plates they are brought out, but how it seems like they all are nowhere near full. "It's okay Nick, they all seem pleased so far, this is going to be worth it once I get that to put that award on my door!”
He watches in amazement As the Fennec-Girl Eats more and more food. Soon he is told that the Kitchen has run out of their allotted fresh meats for the day and are almost completely out of side items. All this while Somehow Tabi looks just as hungry as ever!
“Okay… Calm yourself Nick… All they need to go through is the dessert menu and We can just open back up tomorrow With that shiny award…” He says out loud. Just as he did that the first of the cakes came out. His brushing up on some of her other reviews made him confident that the homemade cakes on his dessert menu would be well received. The Devil's Food and Red Velvet cakes were extremely well received by the girls, now for the Carrot Cake.
Tabi takes 1 bite of the cake and the joyish look on her face immediately changes. And Mica after eating her slice immediately looks up and goes, "Oh… welp… I'll go to my position Fennec''
The Macro girl stands up and promptly walks outside. Confusing Nicholaus as Tabi pulls out an item out of the mountain sized cake and walks over to the edge of the table and gestures for him to come over to her.
“Is… Is there a problem Miss McCormick?” The Macro Asks confused.
"What is this?" Tabi asks him, showing him the source of her anger, a raisin that was actually the size of a 10 story building to the 7’3” Fennecian, but normal proportion to his 1.5 mile tall stature.
"Um…. That's a raisin Miss McCormick… is something the matter?"
Tabi's hair starts glowing bright white and he immediately feels the air around her get hotter, he can feel the heat emanating from the tiny woman and his sweat could drown a small town.
"You said in your email you studied my Blogs correct?" Tabi asks, a stirn tone in her voice.
"I mean... I skimmed a few of them…" Nicklaus responds,sweating profusely from both the heat and his new found fear of the tiny fox girl.
"In the reviews you read did you happen to see what I said was my absolute least favorite food in the entire universe?"
"Um… I only read the positive reviews…." He answers sheepishly.
"Oh good… an Idiot…" Tabi says as her expression goes from angry to a creepy joyish one she had on when she was eating The main dishes.
"I beg your pardon?" Nicklaus asks as Tabi gestures him to bring his face closer to hers. She then reaches out and grabbing the hairs of his mustache like handles, shockingly to the workers watching this scene lifts him into the air with absolutely no difficulty.
"To answer that question Nicklaus, I despise raisins. And if you read my blogs you would know… that is an automatic bad review for the Idiot that serves them to me. Its just as well though… as my Father always says… Idiots Taste Delicious" Tabi says.
“Wait What!” is all Nicklaus is able to get
 as she opens her mouth and swallows his head whole! The restaurant's crew is freaking out as they watch their boss’ body sink further and further into the tiny Fennec-Girl's ever growing stomach. In fear they try to run outside the building through the main entrance. only to be met by the Giant Mouth of Mica. Who has grown big enough for her maw to be the size of the doorway. She has assisted Tabi enough times to know what Her Girlfriend usually does to those restaurants who get a 'bad review.’ She eats the entire building from the inside out. The kitchen staff finding in horror Mica's monolithic shoe blocking the back door as they hear The fennec-girl's woodchipper like chewing as she quickly devours everything inside the building that is not bolted down, save for the Giant Carrot cake that as if on que Mica reaches in, grabs and eats because hey, free cake right? Tabi reaches the kitchen and one of the younger chefs tries to stab her with a over 40 story tall knife, only To find in horror she is able to catch it in her teeth and eat it as easily as one would eat a piece of bread. Grabbing his finger bringing his arm further into her maw, and his Coworkers trying to grab him and help him escape the inferno of the stomach he feels at the end of his hand to only join him in said stomach for their troubles. After she is done eating the chefs she tears through the kitchen, eating any food left over save for of course the raisins that caused this in the first place. Finding the oil they fried the food in absolutely delicious. Soon the inside of the building is completely empty save for the box raisins she actively avoided. The building shakes as Mica opens the roof like a chest with a vehicle hanging out her mouth. She slurps it up and then picks up the ‘tiny’ box of raisins and eats them.
“So much for this guys Tabi Award hun Fennec?” Mica says with a chuckle.
Tabi looks up to her girlfriend with a satisfied grin, just opens her mouth and lets out a massive burp. “Honestly My love, he wasn't going to get one either way… the food wasn't worth it by any means…” Tabi answers before she feels her stomach rumble.
“Ah, is my Fennec-Girl still hungry? Well then, why don't I fix this the only way that will satisfy her then…” Mica then grabs Tabi's 14 mile wide belly as simply as one would lick up a ball and then grows bigger, giving Tabi a good view of the now empty parking lot the giantess was standing in before Mica is big enough to grab the entire restaurant out of its foundation and swallows it in a few bites. She continues to grow as she walks into a large empty field outside of the city the restaurant was in and to the amazement of any of the now tiny Macros watching her, puts Tabi on the ground and then grows until she is the exact same height as the planet itself. Her shoes perfectly fill the empty space between the city and the 4 around them. Her hips are now easily able to eclipse even the largest of the 14 moons around this planet. Tabi wastes no time and once again to the amazement of the Now 4 cities watching, her mouth starts to envelop the monolithic legs of her girlfriend as her stomach only takes the place of said giantess until she reaches Mica’s head, finishing her beloved by slurping up the ocean of hair until nothing is left of the 35000 Mile tall Giantess. Tabi pulls out her Tablet and calls For a warp back to The Academy. After all, It is almost time for Dinner…. and Tabi is still hungry…
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You would think that someone who literally eats Planets for a living wouldn't have a food they despise. But actually the Operation to become a Salvoreger actually for a reason the DPE has still not figured out magnifies the tastebuds of the Planet eaters in such a way that the food they absolutely can't stand becomes the most vile thing they have ever eaten to the point they almost react like they are allergic to it. And for Tabi, that is Raisins, and as you can see, the results are devastating for the owner of a new restaurant that was trying to get the seal of approval from our beloved Fennec-Girl to increase his business.
wanted to rewrite of this story, which while fun I wanted redo to make it better: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/50236112/
Tabi and Mica @ Me and : credxz:

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