I've been with my family for the past few weeks to celebrate Christmas and New Year's eve. It's a big deal for me because I go to university 500 kilometres away.

My 15 year old sister (who adores me and copies what I wear) was begging my parents to take her to see I Am Legend but they were too busy and asked me to take her.

The movie was good, the snacks and beverages were overpriced and the cinema was absent of screaming children, for once.

So we're walking back to my car and there's this small flight of about a dozen stairs with some jock / high school bully types hanging around the top.

My sister and I got to the top AND THE STUPID FUCKING MEATHEADED MOTHER FUCKERS PUSHED US DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!!!!!!

I swore,...
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My first blog. Yay. *Blows unenthusiastically on party whistle*

If you are reading this you are not blind or illiterate and obviously have an interest in what I'm going to say. Or you're bored, either way, by clicking on the link to this blog, you have unwittingly surrendered your souls to me.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!

*ahem*

A bit about me. I'm a goth. I dress in black and adorn myself with skulls and pentagrams. I prefer darkness over light, I like the macabre and I'm a sadist. Yes, I am a stereotype but I don't give a shit. That's me and I don't intend to change anytime soon.

I'm currently working on a series of stories, the first of which you can find here....
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