"connection with universe IRL_721235_F being established, please hold for a moment"
"Connection established, transmission processing"

"Hello fellow mortals, It's me again. Been a while since I posted, so wanted to let ya all know I am alive, I've just been busy with life, severe case of unmotivated to do anything, and frustration. I very commonly just can't bring myself to get anything done when I'm lacking proper motivation, although that hasn't fully stopped me drawing (I do have a few down already just haven't gotten around to posting them yet) but a good majority of my drawing time has been dedicated to finding a painting program that is both free, and works well, and so far uve been trying to figure out fire alpaca, which I've recently...
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"Hello subject's,
It is I, darkubus, your humble lord of Darkness herself, and I have figured out how to use the blog! Now I can further through filling your minds with my infulence, glorious! For our first order of business, a complianry incantation to make sure you come back to read these blogs more!"
screen static appears
"Wha-hey wait!"
Screen turns black, before paragaphs of code appearing
"Previous connection terminated, setting up connection with universe IRL_721235_F"
"Connection established, transmission processing"
A man with three sets of horns on his head appears on screen, his back is turned to you as he sits over a drawing, he notices you're presence and turns to you
"Hello fellow...
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