So, bad news, paypal limited/locked my account due to Australian law (but also Paypal greedy for information) and if I don't provide them my residential address and such, I will continue to not be able to access or move my paypal funds.
The problem is, my account had fake information on it to protect my identity since I'm naturally paranoid. I figured I'd bite the bullet and put my real information in, no dice I can't change my personal information (what the FUCK, paypal.) And I have to verify fake information.
So I have likely just lost over a thousand dollars.
So, anyway, please do not use my current paypal (if you have it) to send me money, I'll be moving to another service when I get this mess figured out.