according to oxieart's character weight widget, iliyana is about 2,522 pounds minimum. probably more because she usually isn't running on empty and also has big muscles. also not counting those frankly brilliant locks. still, the lasso tool properly accounts for her girth.

i would take its evaluations of other characters with a grain of salt though. it thinks jenn is only 249 pounds, but that's probably because she's at a 3/4ths angle. meanwhile, iliyana is facing full-front. i sincerely doubt a girl with a hundred-pound ass is 249 pounds. that's too light.

Hey all! Hey all! Welcome to the greatest blog!

However, not the greatest month. Lots of shit went down back to back to back. Car broke, outlet for the oven went kaput, and I suffered with what I think was tennis elbow? Hurt to bend my arm, real bad. I ended up nowhere near as productive as I wanted to be. I'd had high hopes to get a couple stories done this past month, all centered around Beatrice, since I've decided her in-character birthday is on the 4th. But instead, it was only one commission done. Disappointing, but not surprising.

Obviously, as I said in my previous update blog, I won't be doing Voretober this year. I've got last year's to finish as it is, along with the rest of my backlog of other...
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the deviantart vore purge refugees are coming

KICKSTART MY GUT SO DIGESTION STARTS
WOAH!
YEAH!
PREY-BAAAAAAAAAAAY!

WOAH! YEAH!
KICKSTART MY GUT, HOPE IT NEVER STOPS
WOAH! YEAH!
PREY-BAAAAAAAAAAY!

And that means it's my 9th anniversary of being on this site! Unfortunately, with the size of my backlog, I will not be doing a Q&A this year. Mostly because I haven't finished the one from last year.

Being lodged between the 8th and 10th anniversary means it feels less special, y'know? Not yet at the Big 1-0, nor the funny vore number, not even nor prime, but instead, just lodged between.

Still, I wanna do something a little celebratory. I'll decide later on the day what I wanna do.

As far as what's going on now, I'm working on a Vore Day story that will introduce a proper villain to my setting. Not a joke character like Kazukazu, not a one-off like Hector, but a proper, bad to the belly voraciois villain that I think many of y'all will like...
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scott the woz reference

funny subversive punchline about current brainrot

Hey all! Song here!

June sucked. May hasn't been great for productivity either - tried making a birthday gift for one friend, then hurried along to finish Gender Studies and started making one for myself, then tried converting the latter into a celebration of Asooker's birthday (June 6th), aaaand then I had a double whammy of pinched nerve and ear infection to put me just completely out of the game for the month. I've only just started getting back into the swing of things. Gonna chip away at comms, maybe whip up a little something for myself to de-rust. I've got a few things on the burner that could use attention, though knowing my recent habits, they're probably going to end up way too long for just a de-rusting.

I'm just kinda uncertain of where I'm...
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HEY ALL! Song here!

As of 20-something minutes ago, I have officially survived another cycle around the sun! Alongside that, I've been meticulously looking at my Watched By page, and I saw that page 20 has a whole 50 people on it - which means I have achieved 1,000 watchers! The quadruple-digit milestone!

I'm gonna try to get a little self-indulgent story up sometime this weekend. My life has been consumed by Deep Rock and I have, like, a billion brainrots all at once. I know I have a fat queue and this means I won't be able to get the Onisaki Kirara Oppai Mousepad, but it is what it is.

Also gotta think of something special to do to celebrate the milestone!

i hear the mule's legs instead of tinnitus

or rhetorically, or poetically, or theoretically, or in any other fancy way

i'm mojon't

straight up