It’s the time of year to kill your wallets and destroy perfectly good pinetrees

Just a holiday to remind people of what they will most likely never get

I need to know how to post on here, someone pls tell me I beg

i am now going to accept commissions for the teratoma prime B list of lifeforms

teratoma prime b, an abnormal planet that seems almost impossible for life to live an, yet life on it is vicious and chaotic, its extremely difficult for those that try to observe the planets surface, galactic aliens consider the planet a place of no return, and it doesn't help a spring break space yacht disappeared there recently.
R.I.P class of 3221, house delta kappa sigma "not really, they were considered douchebags"
the planets surface consists of liquid salt deserts at 109 degrees, maneating jungles with trees the size of skyscrapers, and icelands that have underground forests