Finally, I am good and ready to get back into the action. The Bunny of Eternal Annoyance and Randomness has returned to this realm ot wreak havoc on the world and to once again resume his RPs and start flooding the forum with all sorts of posts. Sorry to everyone who missed me during my absence, I missed you all as well, I just wasn't in any right mood to get back to posting on the forum. Further details on that maybe, later. Also, if anyone cares to notice, and I just did, Bunny of Eternal Annoyance and Randomness = BEAR. Sweet. Nonsensical.

The apology would be sent to everyone who has been RPing with me, and in regards to my recent absence and lack of participation in things. Things are getting closer and closer to finals for my school, so I've been rather busy with things, and when I sat down to make my next post in whatever RP, probably the one with Umi, my brain went PFFFFBBBHHBT! Just had a little burn out creativity wise, trust me, I'm still very much turned on by vore, but I just needed to sit down and stop all RPing for a little while (or most of it at least) and let my brain cool down. This may be happening on and off for the next couple of weeks. More updates as they come.

Yup, I took a little step away from Eka's over the weekened, not for any particular reason, I just couldn't get up the urge to really post anything when I was looking at Eka's by friday night, so I realized I just a little tapped out. The keg is refilled though, and I'm a bit eager to get back into the swing of things, knowing in particular my blog has gone unloved (for me) in particular. I'm not sure what to type about as usual, but this is just the morning. And I'm tired, and I'm not thinking, and there's nothing you can do to make me think. Maybe later in the day I'll make one of my usual rants. But, I'm back. Like the cold, or herpes.

Right now, for me, at this very moment happiness is buffalo style chicken fingers and a beer. Now I know this is hardly going to work for everyone else out there. I want to hear what the rest of you are happy about at this moment. Come on people, let's share the happiness.

That song being the first thing that I'm writing after making that post is actually one hundred percent complete coincidence. As usual I just hit "All Music" on random on my music player. I laughed for a little while.

But yes, I peed like a girl. There's a couple of reasons for this, actually one. We have a new toilet seat, and it's incredibly comfortable, comfortable like heaven. You don't even understand my friends, the comfort of this toilet seat is astronomical. It's amazing. Unbelievable. I may be peeing sitting down for a while.

Change Song: Flogging Molly: Swagger

On another note, I'm working a 21 hour weekend this week, 12 hours yesterday and 9 hours today. This really sucks as far as I'm concerned, but tonight I'm going to...
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Yes, I have one.

I once again felt the need to impart my randomness onto the masses here at Eka's portal. First off, the funeral service for the mattress went off without a single hitch, and unfortunately without a single zombie. I suppose I'll just have to keep on waiting for the zombie appocalypse to happen. I am ready for it when it happens though, and I do reccomend that you all get ready for it as well. It really is in your best interests.

There really is no reason what so ever that I decided to name my blog Penis today, I just didn't really have anything else to name it. I thought I could make another "Grab a..." joke, but I think the one who appreciates those jokes the best is Raan. Besides, I have to think up a really good one to use before I do....
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As it says, I do priestly services. What I mean by this, is on monday I got a rather strange phone call. It was my friend Chris, and he said to me essentially - I bought a new mattress, I want to put my old mattress to rest, do you think you could act as the priest for a funeral service for the mattress?

After a moments pause I started to laugh, and then I happily agreed. Now many of you might think to yourself, wait a second. Doesn't fivegee refer to himself occasionally as the Hebrew Hammer? Wouldn't that make him jewish? Can a jew be a priest? What's going on here, I don't feel safe anymore. Well, the answer to that is that Fivegee dresses very plainly, and believe it or not I usually wear a black button up shirt, a pair of black dress pants, and polished black...
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Alrighty! After a little bit of feeling bad for myself, then a little bit of feeling drunk (easter tradition >.>) Fivegee is back in action, and you better expect the silliness to start flowing in full effect right here and right now!!!

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Okay, maybe not right here, right now, I honestly, again, feel as though I don't have a hell of a lot to talk about, but usually when that happens I end up filing my blog with ranting, so let me think about what's happened between now and my last blog entry. Well, first of all, it seems you were all too blown away by my grief to post anything in reply. I wasn't sure how I took that exactly but I'm pretty sure it was slightly depressing as well, but then again everything was.

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Today is a rather lame day, that's the way that it seems to be shaping up so far. I have nothing really good to write about at the moment, so let me just write about what there is to write about. Where can I start? I suppose that I could start off that in an hour and ten minutes after posting this I will be at work, on my day off for a six hour shift. The manager asked me to come in last night, and I do need the hours so I agreed. She asked if I could come in the morning and I said I couldn't, because I couldn't and didn't want to as well. She asked why, well, my friend is leaving to go back to Iraq in the morning.

Change Song: Flogging Molly: Selfish Man

When I told her that I got probably the nastiest scowl I've ever gotten from anyone in my life,...
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I've been eagerly awaiting this day, the day that I become "flamebair" or flame bait or whatever it is that you want to call it. As this is the internet after all, and this is Eka's, a community of accepting different people and different opinions who all share a love of vore, my opinions on the thread James started has made me a "whiny cunt." This guy has IMed me under three names so far as I type this, I find it quite hilarious that he thinks I might actually be offended, as he said, it's the internet.

I'm going to set some ground rules for this now, if you're going to flame me, do it right people.

1. Identify yourself first, tell me you found me on Eka's Portal, tell me you're going to flame me and maybe call me a nasty name or something.

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