Yo whaddup homies!
So ya boy was pondering the facts of life. Y'know, like ya do. And he thought "Hey, we got all these mofos runnin' about, eating each other, but that ain't enough, dawg. Not nearly enough."
So I go to my boy Greg and say "What's it for, man? What do we actually get outta this, other than a big-ass gut and a free lunch on the house?"
And my man Greg, y'know, he says "Man, shut up. Who the fuck are you? Why you askin' me? I don't know you. Why you goin' about eatin' people? That ain't chill, bro. Ya didn't even ask nicely."
Anyways, then some hottie in a tank top came by and ate Greg up right in front of me, so we don't really talk no more.
I think what i'm trying to say is that...
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